Transcript of TRY NOT TO LAUGH!

Try not to laugh. Dark humor edition. We'll see how we go. Really wanted the day off, so I texted my boss. Me? I can't come in today. I'm sick, boss. How sick are you? Me? Well, I'm currently in bed with my sister, who can suck a like no one else. Who? Your mom? I couldn't keep a straight face. What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles. Nah, that was not on, bro. That's not on the.