Transcript of THE ROAST OF MICHAEL DAPAAH

All right, so this is the picture that we asked the internet to cook you on. He looks like he was a nose dribble liquor at school. Do I? Yeah.

That's salt. That's salt. It's a salt teeth. It's a salt teeth.

With those teeth, he could take a bite out of crime.

A bite of what?

A bite of what? Crime. A bite out of crime.

If they wanted to really pick something there, you see that picture there? I wore the wrong kinds of boxes for them trousers there. -can you see that? -is that what that is? -yeah, you see there's a boxer line. -i was.

The wind. You see the boxer line right there. If they wanted to really go for something.