Transcript of PRESSURE AT IT'S FINEST!

I shoot my shot by sending chicken wings to men at bars. A guy responded, If a shorty sends wings to a table and gives me a little wave, I'm folding like fresh laundry, applying pressure at its finest.

Bro, I love the term applying pressure. It's my favorite term.

Applying pressure at its finest. Another random lady commented, Noted. I just needed one guy I found attractive to cosign this. Thank you, sir. He then replied again, You're welcome, and I appreciate that, Shorty. You almost got me without the wings with your smooth arm. Another guy replied, Oh, God, she's smooth as fuck.

My heart would flutter. If I'm on a Twitter thread, saying, Cool, I just need to see a guy I find attractive to cosign. I'd be too scared to reply for at least 25 minutes. For at least 25 minutes?

Because the world can see your response. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.