Transcript of I'M OLD!

State your age and something you can't do. I'm 18 and still can't make a better signature than the one I did when I was five. Facts! Wow! I'm 46 and I can't bend down without a plan how to get up. That's long.

The amount of times I've like, for example, something is rolled under the sofa and you lay flat and then you do that one knee and then you push off that knee. I'm old. I'm old.

I'm 24 and I still can't leave after all he's done.

That's manipulation.

That's manipulation. I'm 68 and can't let my foot hang off the bed because someone's going to grab it. The fear. The fear is... It took me years to get out of that, you know?

Years to get out of that. Someone's going to grab it. Jesus Christ.