Transcript of 850. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Congressional Address, Democrat Mayor Protecting Migrants & Sen. Bernie Moreno Introduces Bill to Ban Foreign Flag On Capitol Grounds

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I picked it up, what you put down.

Yeah, I see that. It's because I did this. What's up, dude? What's going on, man? Nothing, man. A great day in America. It is.

It's always a great day in America. It is. Speaking of America, I think Syed will be happy about it. I made chicken shawarma the other night.

Chicken shawarma? Bro. Is that American?

My house smelt like India.

That sounds like an Indian. Chicken shawarma is not an Indian dish.

It is? It's Middle Eastern.

It is? It's all the same.

It smelled like over It smells like a rat.

Anything outside of America is the same. That's right. It all smells the same. I didn't say that. Hey, that's fucking racist.

I'm sorry. It shouldn't be racist in the first five minutes of the show.

No, we have to You have racist immunity the rest of the show, and you just fucked it up.

At what point can we kick it in?

Four and a half minutes. Start the Timer. We're at 124. Hey, are you going to tell everybody about your new job?

My new job?

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First flavor that I was happy to release.

He wanted to do great, but we got watermelon.

Dude, I thought it was perfect. The flavor, I mean...

Fuck, dude. No, real talk. I had to bring this in. It can't get better than that. No, I had to bring this in because it's so good. We don't do ads on the show, but since I own the company, It doesn't count. No. I like to share with you guys only the best of the best of the best things that make me say, wow. This is one of them. This is the new First Form, Formula One Clear. It mixes up like a juice.

Dude, it's delicious.

Oh, you tried it? I tried it, yeah. Yeah, of course.

Come on, Andy.

Yeah, I forgot you developed it.

It was product sampling.

Who's going to ask to get the correct please? Dj didn't develop it, so it's got 4,000 calories per scoop. That's the bad part.

It's like, who laids?

No, it's 90 calories, dude, and it is fucking amazing. I did not think that the clear would be this good. It's the best I ever had. I just wanted to share that with you guys. A lot of you guys are always asking what I'm taking or what I'm using now. This is what I've been using lately for my post-workout, this and the lemonade. I was just teasing about DJ making it. He did request the flavor profile, but it was a good one. You Remember we came out with the first watermelon protein ever back in 2009? No, I didn't know that. It was always my favorite, but this is a different level. Anyway, I just wanted to share that with you guys. I mean, dude, we offer 110% money back guarantee on everything that we do. If you fucking try it and it's not good, you get your money back.

If you don't like it, you're probably racist.

Yeah, that's a fact. It is what it is. If you can't laugh at jokes, you're probably racist, Definitely racist.

If you can't laugh at racist jokes.

Good job on that product, bro.

Thanks, man. Just wait for my next flavor.

What? We're going to do cream soda next, so you can make fun of me.

I was thinking like 11 herbs and spices.

Leaven herbs.

And spices, yeah.

I was thinking saltines. We're doing raisin flavor next for the white people. Yes. Bro, we are. We're doing raisins for all you white folks.

Fuck yeah, man.

That's going to be the next thing. We're the first guys ever to come out with raisin-flaved protein. We're fucking doing it. It's fucking happening. I'll be honest- Raisin juice.

So raisin brand, the cereal?

Raisins are good.

My favorite cereal.

Raisins are good. I don't care what anybody says.

The problem is, you all take that shit too far, bro. You all put there.

No, who does that? I've never been to a white thing, whatever you want to call it. I know you don't call it a white thing. We call it barbecues. You guys call it cookouts. I think you guys call it something else. What?

Bonfires?

Regardless. Gatherings of the Mind. It's been called a couple of different things. Anyway, I've never been to a white person cookout that had raisins in anything.

Well, so you're saying we just made that shit up? We just pulled it out? Yeah. Okay. All It's great.

Yeah. It's like we make up the crime statistics. What would be the next... I want to hear this in the comments. If we were going to make a flavor, stereotypical of white people, what would it be? Mayonnaise. No. I'm talking about something we would make that people would like. Nobody would like it. You guys love mayonnaise. No, they fucking... I don't like mayonnaise. I fucking hate it. Catch your flavor? Yeah, that might work.

Well, whatever it is, it can't be too spicy, so just keep that in mind. Figs.

What is... Figs? Well, that's better than fucking pig's feet. Yeah, man.

Andy, you're on a roll, baby.

I'm just saying.

I got to get the game up. Come on, lock in, DJ.

Yeah, well, we're after four and a half minutes. Dude, how about that lady calling you out for being racist? And then she's a white lady.

Well, first, she didn't listen to the show. No. There's no doubt.

She writes DJ. She's like, I know. She wrote it on one of my videos. I used to listen to your all show until I figured out that homeboy was racist, and she didn't know that he was fucking Black.

I remember her asking. I'm like, Wait, is she talking about you or me?

I didn't know. Bro, that was funny.

That was pretty funny.

That DJ DJ goes and talks to her. He's like, Well, I think referring to Black man as homeboy is racist. She's like, Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

I told her, I'm like, Yeah, the codacity that you had there. And then she deleted the comment, but it's fine.

Hey, you know what happens? We're all having fun here.

Yeah, it's a joke.

Listen, you didn't even get mad at her. It was just joking around. She was mad at us, though.

It's jokes, not dicks. Don't take them too hard. That's right. That's the philosophy of the show.

That's That's exactly the philosophy. We're bringing people together by making fun of them.

Yeah, right? Together.

Yeah. Look, you can't be friends with people you can't make fun of. I'm sorry, I don't care what anyone says.

Honestly, if you don't make fun of me, I don't even know if you're my friend.

If I don't make fun of you, it means I really don't like you. That's for real. For real. Because what I'm thinking in my head is so fucking mean that I can't say it. Is that not true?

That's a true statement. I think that's a universal truth right there. That's right. I love it. I love it, man. Well, guys, it is CTI. Let's do some cruising. We got a lot to catch up on. A lot of things have been happening.

Dude, real talk. That is the best protein I've ever had in my life. We are known for making the fucking best protein. Quality. If you guys are into protein, try it out. I'm guarantee you're going to love it. Yeah, it's good. How many times have I ever brought an actual product on the show to talk about? I don't think I've ever done it. I think we mentioned it in Day in the Life, we did a little product, like what I do in the morning.

Oh, the great megawatt, yeah.

Which, by the way, we're starting Day in the Life back up for a consistent series. We'll have at least once a month working into two a month over the course of time. I just want to let you guys know that. But yeah, dude, I don't bring shit on here unless it's fucking good.

It's got to be good.

Yeah. Anyway.

Let's get into our Cruise. Got a lot of shit to cover, catch up on, deliberate on, talk about. Remember, if you If you're going to see any of these pictures, articles, links, or videos, go to andyfasella. Com. I would also say, too, if you're listening on audio, come over to the tube.

If you're listening on audio, it is a fact that DJ is a black man.

I am actually black, and so therefore, I cannot be racist.

That's a fact.

People who annoy you.

That's one of the greatest clips ever, dude.

Bro, South Park has done so much for culture. Yeah.

You know who else used to do a lot for culture, man, but they fucking slowed it down. Who? Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle, yeah. Chappelle, back when he was doing the Chappelle show, he made fun of everybody. He made fun of white people. He of fun of black people. And, bro, that shit brings people together, bro. All these people who can't laugh and can't joke around about our differences and all that. Bro, you're missing out on a really cool part of life.

No, you're just a sad human.

It is sad. It's sad. It's sad because there's a lot of jokes to be told. You'll be happier. They make you laugh.

The Chapelle episode where you did the house swap.

I don't remember that one. Oh, bro.

I would say outside of Clayton Bigsby- Clayton Bigsby is the best. It's right there. It's right there.

I got the DVD set.

What's that? What's the DVD? I know.

Fuck off. Hey, so let's do the show. We're fucking around. Guys, let's get into the show, man. Go ahead. I'm just admiring this. This shit's good. It is good, man. It makes me happy. I love when I'm shocked by our own products. You know what I'm saying? When I try it and I'm like, Fuck. It's a good feeling. Fuck. Well, yeah, dude, it does feel good.

Let's get into it, man. Guys, we got a lot to cover, like I said. So let's get into these headlines. Headline number one. Let's get right into it. Let's go to the Congressional address that happened. We'll start there. A lot of people were calling this the State of the Union. It wasn't the State of the Union. It was just a joint session between our senators and our congressmen and women. In which President Trump was invited as a guest to deliver some remarks. So Trump's Congressional address. He laid out the plans to enact the renewal of American dreams. Is what he called it. That was the theme of the talk. Like I said, there was plenty of highs and lows during this debacle. I watched the entire thing.

I did, too.

I want to start with this, just saying that I believe, I genuinely believe this, that the communists that have been running our government for so long, I truly believe they have no shot of ever winning an elected office ever again. I believe that. Now, there might be one pocket, but a majority, I don't think it will ever happen again, bro. They're exposing themselves way too much.

Well, I'm going to be honest. That doesn't matter because that's not how communism works. Communism is a three steps forward, one step back ideology. They understand that they can push and push and push. Then when they push too far, they back up, and they're very patient. They've been playing the long game for 100 years. This isn't five years, this isn't 20 years. This has been going on for over 100 years. To say that we think that they never to have a chance again is, I think, a very dangerous statement because that's how they get a chance again.

It's through complacency.

Yeah, and we're seeing it. We're seeing people start to calm down and turn their focus into other things, which is okay, but we have to make sure that we finish the job in terms of eradicating that ideology out of our government system system. That could take a few different things, right? A lot of these people are guilty of major fraud. Most of them are guilty of major fraud. Most of them are guilty of some treasonous activity that isn't being prosecuted for whatever reason. I don't know. But they have sold out the American people for money, and legitimately for money. Straight money. Yeah. Some of them more than others.

You know what I'm saying? But some of these people you buy off for 10 grand in a book deal.

Yeah, dude. Look, dude, it's something that needs to be dealt with completely. It's like pulling a weed, bro. If you don't get the root out, it's going to come back. We are a long way away from getting the root out. And unless Trump decides to legitimately arrest these people, they will be back.

Yeah. That's a great... Well, I think it's not even up to Trump, really. To your point, it's the people calling for the shit to be held accountable.

Yeah. I mean, that's a big part of it, dude.

We got Trump for four years. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

I got to live the rest of my life here. You got to live the rest of your life here. You know what I'm saying? It's going to take a little bit more than Trump.

Listen, I'll tell you this. I'm not fucking putting up with this shit anymore. These people, I don't care what it takes. I don't care what it means. I don't care what I got to do. I don't care what everybody's got to do. I have no sympathy for them. They have no sympathy for us. None. They have no intention. Let me show that. They have no intention for us to live peacefully in a prosperous manner in the country that is based upon a Republic and capitalism and free enterprise and equal opportunity for all. They don't align with any of that. They don't belong in the country, and they've On top of that, they've stolen trillions of dollars over the last 20 years from us as taxpayers. There's a lot that... And by the way, not all of them are Democrat. These people are smart. They run people in Republican runs to gain power on both sides of the house.

Senators and congressmen, none of us know, don't recognize their name. They're in there, though. They're in there for sure.

It's clearly the ones who say they're Republican and then align with all of the Democrat bullshit shit. But yeah, man, it's an ideology that has to be eradicated from America, and that eradication is going to stop with people not tolerating it at all.

Yeah, for sure. Like I said, We got a lot to dive in the speech. Overall, I give Trump's delivery and execution of it. I give it a 9 out of 10. He played the classic Trump, you know what I'm saying? But I feel like it was more towards the end of his speech. He got on a run there. That was probably the most, I would say, presidential speech I've ever heard from him. It was the flow, the delivery. It was great. But he also was going to throw some low jabs here and there. I thought, I love that piece as well. But I want to first bring in- Dude, did you see him call Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas?

Oh, yeah, I got it. Okay. Oh, you do? All right. I thought we'll talk about when we get there.

I want to first bring this up because I think this is important. This is an AP news article. Of course, like they always try to do, let's bring in some fact focus. I'm not calling it fact checks no more. Fact focus. A look at false and misleading claims made by Trump during his address to Congress.

I'm proud of it.

We're doing the show, bro. That's going to disappear. Leave me alone.

Keep going. Do your fucking job.

So let's look at some of these misleading claims quickly, shall we? The first thing that they're trying to say that we're bringing into a fact focus is they're saying that he overstated the numbers on his immigration crackdown. So Trump, quote, illegal border crossings last month were by far the lowest ever recorded ever. The facts they're saying is that Trump wrote in The Truth Social Post on Saturday, the Border Patrol apprehended 3,300 people in the US-Mexico border last month. But US government data shows the Border Patrol routinely averaged below that number in the 1960s. We got to go back all the way to the 1960s to get the data. Got it. With the lowest being in 1961 of 1,700 arrests.

Oh, so we can go back to the '60s for that, but we can't go back to what the Democrats were saying about Black people in the '60s?

Yeah, right. We don't talk about that part. Interesting. Well, I'm also assuming, that the rate of the influx of people costing our borders was nowhere near the rates in 1961 either. So, I mean, proportionately, looking at through the rate, Trump's still right. I mean, we got 21 million fucking people in this country that shouldn't be here. There's that. They also try to say that he overstated... I like this one. He overstated hotel costs for non-citizens in New York. So you remember when- Well, anything over zero is unacceptable. 100 %. A hundred %. But he actually understated it, Andy, because he was referencing $59 million for that hotel, right? Well, I mean, actually, it was 58. 6. Actually, if you total up from the total payments from November of '23 to October of '24, it was actually 80.

5. Yeah, and that's just one city.

Here's my favorite one. This is probably my favorite, favorite one, the Social Security stuff. Ap, in this article, I shit you not, they say there's no evidence social security money is being paid to many people over age 100. So Trump, quote, Believe it or not, government databases list 4. 7 million social security members from people aged 100 to 109, 3. 6. He laid out the fact, so everybody's familiar with this. This is what they're claiming is the fact check on this. From the AP news. The databases may list those people, but that doesn't mean they're getting paid benefits. You know the best part about all of this, though, Andy? What's the fail safe? They have the card, they still try to play. Anytime we want to question fraud and waste and abuse and misspending and any of that, what do they try to pull on as a final divide between the country? They have to call it racist.

Of course, because it is.

It's racist. Let's check this out.

There are people who are charged with trying to find savings. So yes, it's an attack on government, but it's also an attack on this government. What I mean by that is it's an attack on this government that used to be headed by a Black man.

It's an attack on this government that almost elected a Black woman to the highest office in the land. It's an attack on a government that has been more welcoming and more supportive of people who have come to this country in search for a better life.

Okay, so because we had a black president and because we almost elected a woman who pretends to be Black, and there's an argument that Barack Obama pretends to be Black, too.

We can't look at nothing.

Well, I mean, what is that? I mean, I don't understand what he's saying. I don't understand what he's saying.

He's saying that we want to look into savings and the misuse and the fraud and abuse of our tax dollars.

But only because it was run by Barack Obama for eight years. So we can't look at it.

Yeah.

Well, this is the same mentality of the crime statistics in America. Nobody wants to look or talk about them or acknowledge them. Because we don't talk about them, look at them or acknowledge them, we can't get to the issues that are causing them, which just causes more and more and more Black people to be murdered in their own fucking neighborhoods. How do you address something you can't talk about?

How do you address fraud and abuse if we can't talk about it? How do you address low education scores in inner-city communities? If we can't talk about it?

But, dude, listen, we all know the game now. The game is shame you into being quiet because we'll call you a racist. Well, that doesn't work anymore. I don't know if you fucking figure this out. It doesn't work. Nobody cares. People understand that it's a technique of manipulation at this point, which is sad because there is actual racism that exists in certain in certain circumstances. By the way, that racism extends outside of just Black people to White people to Indian people to fuck it. There's always going to be shitty people that don't like other people because they have a different Race. Or culture. Yeah, or culture. There's always going to be that. It's called good and bad. These guys take good and bad and turn it into all these little subcategories so that we will feel guilty and let them have their way. Then Then when they show… I'm talking about Democrats and progressives. Communists. Communists. That's how communists get in power, bro. They fucking guilt and shame and call you names and then get you to stand down because you're going to say, Well, What's it going to… It's okay. Well, look at what's happened now.

Look at what's going on. We have in our school systems, we have teachers allowing their kids to transition, encouraging their kids to transition outside of the knowledge of their parents. We have men in women's locker rooms totally naked with their dicks hanging out. We have them taking titles from girls. We have them injuring girls. We have grown men who dress up as women because they want to be in the women's bathroom who are legitimate pedophiles. They have infiltrated the LGBTQIA+ community. And inside that community, we have people who sympathize with them. Now we have an effective name for them. Minor attracted people. No, those are called fucking pedophiles, bro. We're not going to tolerate that. We have all these backwards things happening in the world, dude. It's not just that. It could go on and on and on and on and on. But that's what we get when we are shamed in the silence for things that just aren't true, bro, you all know if you're racist in your heart or not. Everybody knows. Don't let someone call you shit just because you're pointing out some actual fucking data.

No, it's crazy.

Bro, you know what's racist? You know what the most racist shit is? Is that we can't talk about the things and the situations get worse in these communities. Well, You're racist if you point out the crime data. No, you're racist for not allowing me to point out the crime data because then we can't fix it, which only causes more crime and more death in that community.

So who really cares?

The people who want to say, Hey, this is a fucking problem. But the people who say, Oh, you're racist for pointing that out, those people are the actual racist.

It's insane.

Because if they weren't, they would actually care about solving that problem. And this political party, the Democrats, which is now a large part of them, communists, not all of them, but a lot of them, these people don't give a fuck about solving that problem. And you have to ask yourself why that is. Why do these people so blatantly not give a shit about solving these problems that exist in these communities?

Well, because they maintain their power and make more money by the problems they create.

That's right. They create more problems and they promise false promises. We have a culture that says, Because I'm this race, I vote this way. It's not effective or right or true, and they're taking advantage of those communities. It really drives me fucking That's not insane, dude.

It's disgusting. Other things that was going on during this address in this joint session, Trump did call Elizabeth Warren, Pocahontas. Yeah.

Then they called him racist for it. What's more racist? Lying. Calling him Pocahontas or pretending to be an American Indian to benefit you on applications.

There you go.

What's more racist? I mean, dude.

Well, first of all, Pocahontas wasn't even a real fucking person.

I I don't know if she was or wasn't. No, she wasn't. How do you know?

She didn't fucking exist. How do you know? Was there maybe a lady name? Yeah, sure, maybe. But this actual story, it's a fucking fictional story, a cartoon.

Isn't it? No, bro. Pocahontas helped lead fucking Lewis and Clark through the fucking-Oh, did she? Yeah, through the mountains of the West, exploring. She was a Native American who helped Lewis. She's a fucking actual person. Oh. Yeah. See, this is my point. This is my This is what you don't get in your public schools. I didn't get this. Yeah, that's what I said.

I thought it was Disney, bro. Yeah. See? Wait, so you said Lewis and Clark? Yes. Oh, she was in Missouri. She was a Missourian.

I don't know where she came from, but she was a Native American.

Well, she ain't fucking Elizabeth Warren.

That's no shit. She's the racist for pretending to be that so she could get ahead in her own life. Bro, these people screaming the loudest about USA Ida or the ones stealing the most. Why do you think they're screaming?

They're stealing it.

Elizabeth Warren has screamed the most.

She's worth almost $70 million. You know what I'm saying? She's completely benefiting of it. I like that he called it out. Let's check the clip. Do you want to keep it going for another five years?

Yeah, you would say Pocahontas says yes.

Which even that, though, right?

It's a joke.

He is trying to bring peace. He's trying to bring fucking peace to an endless, pointless proxy war. And he was like, Oh, you guys want this for another five years? She said, Yes.

Yeah, well, of course. He's getting paid, bro. If I said to you, would you like to get paid millions of dollars a year? Yeah. But otherwise, I take, Would you like to get that for the next five years or no? She's not thinking about anything other than what it means to her.

It's disgusting, bro. But it wasn't just Elizabeth. I mean, one, she doesn't look shit like Pocahontas. If Pocahontas looks like what she did on Disney, that ain't it. Because that Pocahontas was cute. Of course not.

She looks like an old piece of shit.

You think that's bad? I want to know what the fuck is this, bro. What is that?

Bro, that lady on the right was elected in 1990.

Jesus Christ. Bro, what is it?

You know what it is, bro? It started to become the battle of the good-looking people versus the bad-looking people. There's no good-looking Democrats.

Bro, what is that?

Look how mad and miserable they are. Bro. Look at her face.

They all look like villains.

Because they are.

But like, legit, bro, that looks like... What's the dude, Penguin from Gotham? That looks like his mom.

Yeah. Did you see Gavin Newsom doing that- That interview? That interview?

Yeah, with Charlie Kirk.

Yeah. Did Did you see... Look, bro. Newsom's somewhat intelligent, and he is able to read the room at a higher level than all of these people. He went on Charlie Kirk and basically moved way back center, and all the Democrats are like, Fuck you. Well, dude, he's smart. He realizes there's nobody over there anymore. Nobody, bro. Okay?

We took all the best ones.

He's moving into the middle to try and scoop some of these middle guys into hisCampaign. Yeah. Dude, it's a smart move, and people have short memories, and they're not going to really remember what he did during COVID or how he let his cities rot and then clean him up for China's President.

How he burned down his fucking cities.

Bro, you know.

What is that, bro?

I don't fucking know. It's a they/them. Fuck me. They/them energy. They/them I have energy.

Could you imagine waking up and seeing that?

Fuck, no. Bro, I've never seen anything like that until it was shown on the TV. I didn't know it existed.

Yeah.

She's dressed like a homeless person.

She's dressed like a Peacock.

God, dude, who cares? These people are insane, corrupt criminals.

She just looks like the perfect fucking villain, bro. She really does. I'm sure she's a nice lady.

No, she's not. I'm sure she isn't. I don't even have to know her, bro.

I'm sure she's got butter, scotch, and peppered men in her pockets, bro. She's nice.

We're fucking cyanide in them.

Bro, she looks like the fucking chick that gave Snow White the apple, bro. That's what she looks like, bro.

Yeah, that's right. That's what she looks like. Yeah, am I might predict. Isn't that Cruella DeVille?

No, that's Dalmatians. But she could also... She looks like... Yeah, fucking Cruella, too.

She looks like all the ones. How do you know all these Disney movies, but you don't know Days of Thunder.

I got two girls, bro.

You don't know Days of Thunder. You still haven't watched it.

Still not watched it. Listen, it was on the agenda this past weekend, but I forgot what I did. I did something else. I got pressure, bro.

I got NASCAR drivers hitting me up. Yeah, I know because they listen to the show and they're like, Dude, they're hitting me up, too. They're like, Fuck that guy.

Yeah, telling me to get my shit together. One of them called me Bubble Wallace.

They said NASCAR is for black people.

Yeah, one of them called me Bubble Wallace, I didn't know if it was a compliment or I don't know.

Does Bubble Wallace win races? No, Bubble. Bubble Wallace?

Bubble Wallace.

Why are you laughing?

That's pretty fucking funny. That's not funny, bro.

That is funny.

That's not funny.

Yeah, it So now I know why you've been working out.

But yeah, I'll get there, bro. Listen, you have my word, Andy. I will watch it.

All right. It's a good movie. You're missing out.

Other things. I want to also bring this up, a part of this speech. You talk about reaching the low of the low, okay? The low of the low. He had plenty of special guests that he would One of the nation to, I guess, see and address and memorize them. One of them being this 13-year-old boy, DJ Daniel. It was an It was awesome. It was awesome. Bro, listen, you could be the number one shit bag in the world. There is no way that you could watch that and not feel like a little flicker in there in your heart. You know what I'm saying? You're like, Oh, that's cool. It doesn't matter what side you're on, bro. It was absolutely disgusting what those fucking people did. Yeah. Or more importantly, what they didn't do. That's right. I guess you should say.

I think everybody saw it right now.

Yeah, I mean, everybody's seen it. Trump makes boy with brain cancer, Honorary Secret Service agent at Congressional address. Let's check this clip.

We're going to do you the biggest honor of them all. I am asking our new Secret Service Director, Sean Curran, to officially make you an agent of the United States Secret Service. Look at all that racism.

So racist.

Look at all that racism that's happening right there. That's fucking awesome, dude. That's fucking awesome. That's the guy that fucking pulled Trump off the stage. Yeah, shooting, too. That was his last shoot. Look at that. That's awesome, dude.

Bro, listen. You could run over a of kittens, bro. I'm talking about Heartless. And watch that and like, all right.

Listen, dude, these people are shit bags. Bro. Okay? I actually believe... Look, I walked in the next day, and my dad, who normally doesn't say anything political, he's not a big political guy. I was in the conference room over there. I forgot which one it is, the one with the metal table. What's that one called? I think it's Charlie. Charlie? I was in there and he came walking in. He's like, Man, do you see that Trump last night? I'm like, Yeah. He goes, Dude, those Democrats committed political suicide on national television. I'm like, You think? He's like, Oh, my God. He's like, Dude, when they didn't clap for that little boy, He's like, Everybody I talked to thought it was the most disgusting thing ever. Like, Dude, how out of touch strategically. Even if you are a shitbag, you're not going to pretend that you're not?

That's what I'm saying.

Imagine how fucking stupid are you?

No, I did this with Alex when we were watching this. Imagine because all them fucking, they all talked to each other. We're not clapping for anything, right? And they fucking call out DJ Daniel. Fuck.

They didn't know what to do.

It's a Black boy.

Well, you know what happened? Here's what happened. This is what actually happened. They made their protest known before the event, which is stupid. Yeah, they show their comments. They put out that they weren't going to clap and that they were going to yell and scream and throw shit at Trump. Trump found that out ahead of time. I'm fairly certain that he did everything he could to make them look ridiculous, which he accomplished.

He definitely accomplished. There's no doubt about that. But you would think it ended there, right? No clapping, no applause, no standing ovations.

For This kid had nothing for this kid. Nothing for this kid. But these motherfuckers will stand when Zelenskyy comes in and gets $50 billion. Well, yeah, because they're getting some of it. Or when Netanyahu comes in, they'll stand for five minutes straight because we all know they suck that dick.

My PartisansPersonalship. Yeah. But you would think-We'll stand up and cheer for our hardworking Americans' tax dollars to be sent overseas to other countries for any reason.

We're not going to cheer for that because we know that we're getting a piece of that back in our own pockets. But we're not going to cheer for Lake and Reilly's mother and sister who were in attendance. We're not going to cheer for this young man, DJ, who's had to go through 13 fucking brain surgeries, bro, at 13.

Bro, the Abbeygate bomber, the fucking Afghanistan withdrawal, not one Democrat clapped or stood for that. We just brought the fucking terrorist mastermind back. That day, and Trump announced on the floor, nobody clapped for that. None of them clapped for it. It's sickening, bro. It's fucking sickening. Now, the worst part about that DJ Daniel thing, like I said, nobody clapped about it. Okay, whatever. It's what What happened after. I got a clip here. This is Maxine Waters. Maxine Waters says that Trump misused angel families and the child with brain cancer in his speech. Let's check this clip. Pretty awful.

I really did not like the way he used the tragic incidents and the families that were there who, of course, appreciated what they think is their President caring about what happened to the 12-year and to others who were victims. We all feel sad and bad for them, but he misused them. He misused them. What he did was he focused on them instead of focused on the real issues that we're dealing with now.

Yeah, he misused him.

Yeah. You got AOC posing at the border to nobody.

Yeah, he used them.

Yeah, or pretending to be arrested with no cuffs on.

Andy, he They misused them.

Or when they all kneeled for BLM with their fucking traditional African scarfs on. Holy shit, dude.

Yeah, Trump misused them for sure. For sure. Definitely not political.

I think half those people died from taking a knee for fucking nine minutes. Bro, dude, listen. This is how fucking stupid they are. This is how fucking stupid they are. They used them, bro. Listen, they're taking a knee with a traditional African cloth. I don't know what you call it. Kunti cloth. No, that's not what it's called. I don't know what the fuck it's called, but George Floyd is a fucking American. You know what I'm saying? What? You're right. He's not even- That's what I'm saying. What the fuck is going on here, bro? I If something happens to me, you all going to fucking put an Italy flag around your neck? I'm fucking American, man. You know what I'm saying? These people are so fucking ridiculous, dude. The dude's not even fucking African. He's American is born here.

Bro, that's great.

It's the truth.

That's so good.

Well, dude, they can't see it like that. Bro, what the fuck? Hold on. This is actually a great point. They do not see Black Americans as American. No, they don't. Democrats Democrats don't. They don't. That's fucking insane.

They don't. I mean, it's insane.

Dude, I just connected this. But to even do that... Okay, if we're all here, it's just our guy in the room here. Let's say something happens and we're like, Fuck, that was super racist. We're going to fucking take a knee for this. At nowhere in my mind am I like, Let's go find some African garb. Which is ancestry.

Yeah. Let's put some kilts on for Andy.

Bro, what the fuck?

Zushan, what would we have to wear for you? Just throw some curry on your head.

No, we're strong. We would have to throw some Tevas on in the wintertime. We had to get some fucking sandals and wear them on the coldest day of the year to honor Zee Sean. What do we do for Bosnians?

You don't talk shit about Bosnians, bro, at all. No, we put the Puma tracks.

That's right. That's right. That's right. Here's what I've learned about Bosnians, bro. Most of them are real quiet, and you don't fuck with them. You don't fuck with Bosnians. And by the way, if you're good with them, they're fucking loyal motherfuckers, bro, and they're hard workers.

Oh, they're great people. Great people.

But they prefer knives to guns. That's not good. Yeah, I don't like knives. Fuck no. You know what they say? If you see a knife run, if you see a gun charged, You fight them.

Yeah. Fight the gun, run from the knife. What's the name?

I did it backwards.

How did you learn that lesson, didn't you? Oh, shit, man.

It cost me my fucking face.

Now, if you thought Maxine Waters was bad, we got to go one more step. Okay. Let's go to MSNBC.

Bro, that blows my mind. They didn't even see George Floyd as an American.

Now, I wonder how true to culture they were with those scarfs. Did they steal them to really get in tune with the- Well, The worst part is...

Hold on. Shut the fuck up. The worst part is that they were all gathering there, and somebody's handing them out. Out of box. Make sure you put this around your neck. Make sure you do this. It's not like they were Raring, like whatever. Yeah. Look at fat Jerry Nadler not even able to kneel. Nadler the Rizler. Hey, fucking fat ass. Where's he been? You can't kneel. Probably fucking in the wood chipper. You can't kneel because you're so fucking fat. Maybe you should do something about it. Yeah.

He would be the same height either way. I mean, he's a little dude.

Bro.

He's a little guy. Anyway. Okay, Maxine, you're right. Trump used him. Cool. But let's go a step lower on the fucking poll to hell that these people are going to be going to. Msnbc's Wallace, Concerned Young Cancer Survivor Might Kill Himself. Have you seen this shit?

I have. Holy shit. It's one of the most absurd statements that I've seen made in public, and that includes the internet, and that's saying something. Bro, it's a lie. Yeah. Bro, I look around at all the conspiracy pages and all the guys who are on the far left and the guys on the far right, and I see some crazy-ass shit being said. But this is up there, man, bro. This might be at the top.

It's going to be hot down there, bro. Yeah, it's going to be fucking hot down there. Let's check this clip out.

I think this was a lesson in finding one thing that you let yourself feel, and I let myself feel joy about DJ, and I hope he's alive for another 95 years.

I hope he lives the life he wants to live. He wants to be a cop. He knows what he wants to do, and maybe when you have childhood cancer that crystallizes for you. I hope he has a long life as a law enforcement officer, but I hope he never has to defend the United States Capitol against Donald Trump supporters.

If he does, I hope he isn't one of the six who loses his life to suicide. I hope he isn't one who has to testify against the people who carried out acts of seditious conspiracy and then lived to see Donald Trump pardon those people. Well, that's pretty absurd.

There's a special place.

Bro, these people, they're still talking about J6. Nobody gives a fuck. Everybody, most regular people who are reasonable and have common sense understand that J6 was a It's a shame. Yes, they understand that. They understand that the guys that were held and the girls that were held for four years without any trial or process. Yeah, they understand that's very wrong. These people, what they're doing, obviously, their job is not to give their opinions. That's not an opinion. Their job is to push a narrative. Yeah. They try to work their narrative in with their commentary That's how it turns out when it's not authentic. She doesn't actually believe that. She fucking knows that's not true. Look at the way she says it. At the end, she starts tying it in. It doesn't even make sense.

No, how did you get from A to be there?

Because, dude, the fact that it was even mentioned there shows it really exposes how they have to work the narrative into these stories.

It's disgusting.

Yeah, it's disgusting.

It's disgusting. But DJ had a to them.

Did you see this message? I hope he fucking arrested him.

Yeah, DJ, 13-year-old Honorary Secret Service agent DJ Daniel has a message for Democrats after meeting with President Trump. This is what he had to say. Such an honor to have met you. Hold on, I got one more thing to say.

He has one more thing to say.

I won't interrupt you.

If you're a Democrat and you're being mean to President Trump, I'm on your bumper.

Bro, he ain't playing. That's a polite way to say I'm on your ass.

Yeah. Well, fucking DJ is on it, I think we're going to be good. I think we're going to be good. If DJ is on it, dude, we're going to be good. We'll be all right. He knows right from wrong. You know what's funny? That little guy knows right from wrong better than those people do. No doubt.

No doubt, man.

I couldn't imagine a world. I really couldn't imagine a world. By the way, I don't identify with either of these groups. I try to critically think in every scenario. I don't say, Oh, I'm on this team so that I can agree with it. I don't do that. It's not how I look at the world. I don't look at the world like that. If I looked at the world like that, I couldn't be successful in business. I have to evaluate each person, each decision. Unemotion. Yes. Unemotion. So... But here's the things I've noticed. When Biden was in power and they would come in and say things, even if necessarily... And this used to make us mad. We've covered this on the show. We're like, Why the fuck are they clapping? And they were clapping to certain things out of courtesy because it's the decorum of this chamber and what we've done for hundreds of years. It's supposed to be civil discourse, but it is not civil anymore. It's very uncivil. It's very mean, it's very nasty, it's immoral. It's caused primarily by one group of people in America knows it because they just got their asses beat.

They can't help it. Yeah. Dude, you would think, you would really think. I could tell you this. If we were on a team, let's say we were them, we were the Democrats, us here, and us listening.

I got to get my dick off?

Yes. Okay. We're all on that team, right? I'm in the group. Let's say I'm not even the leader of the group. I'm not even the leader, dude. You're the leader. Okay? We come in and we're like, Holy shit, dude. We just got our asses kicked. Like, what the fuck? You said, Well, here, you know what we need to do? We need to do more of that. We just didn't do it enough. Yeah, right. That's what it was. We just didn't harass them enough. We just didn't have enough propaganda. We just didn't steal enough. We just didn't call them enough names or shame them enough. Like, That's the level of intelligence that these people have. That's what we're doing. They've shown it with their actions over the last 60 days or six weeks. They're not coming back from where they went. They're not moving off of that line, and they are not smart enough to understand that if they continue to press, they're just going to lose more and more and more and more and more. Doubling down. All right? Yeah. If I'm in that group, I'm going to say, Guys, listen, I know I'm here.

I know I'm the lowest ranking dude, but I'm going to tell you what I think. What I think is that if we don't change our messaging and we don't pivot towards where the culture is because culture is upstream from politics and we answer to culture, not culture created by us, we're going to have to make some changes or we're never going to win again. Everybody's going to be like, Oh, and I'm going to say, Well, do you want to win or do you want to lose? What do I know? I'm new here, but that's my observation. It's amazing to me, which I'm thankful for, that nobody's doing that with them. It's really weird.

Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's crew some of these comments.

What? That's my favorite time.

We got some good ones here today. That's good. This first comment comes from at EBH 62. You guys are very good at telling us what's going on around the world, but you guys have no idea what good food is.

How the fuck you're going to get to 350 pounds? Don't know what the fuck good food is.

You got to know a thing or two.

Motherfucker, have you been 350? I've been 350. I have, too. Okay. Have you been 350? Ebay, H, 62? Probably not. That's all I got to say.

All right.

What? I want to know what this guy thinks good food is. Yeah, right. What do you mean? How do we know? What are you talking about? I'm offended.

You're fat-shaming us right now. We are.

If there's some things I know in life, I only know a few things, but what I do know is how to eat, and I know what good food is.

Listen, you ain't going to believe it.

I know. I'm a believer. You and me, we're the Fat Boys. We get it. You know the Fat Boys, the music group? There used to be a group called the Fat Boys.

The fat boys, do they die?

Probably. Remember that, Joe, the fat boys?

Because it's not good for you, man. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Yeah, EBH, drop a pick. I need to see a picture.

Yeah, listen, dude. If you're going to drop a comment like that, we got to know what you look like. We got to know. We got to see what the fuck you're eating.

Now, if he's like 600 pounds, we're like, Okay, all right. We'll bow.

We'll bow to your greatness. I will bow to your gluttony. But I don't think you know what you're talking about.

Yeah, I don't think so either, man.

I trust DJ and I over you, bro.

Let's have a cook-off.

Me and you versus them.

Him?

Fucking anybody out. Nobody out there could beat us, bro.

I agree with that.

Now, if you're an actual professional chef- I'll kick their ass. Like Chef Eric and shit. I'll kick his ass. No, we ain't doing that.

Gordon Ramsey, it's on.

No, okay. I would like to get Gordon because he get pissed off shit.

Bro, I cook. I'll cook him. I don't think so. He's still British, bro. You got to remember, he does all right, but he's still British.

That is true, man.

Still British.

That's why he's so famous over there.

Beans and toast, bro. I'll kick his ass.

I like Gordon. I like his car collection, and I think he's awesome on TV. Yeah, handsome guy. I don't even want to do that.

I want the smoke.

No, you don't. All right. He'll kick your ass. I think he'll beat your ass physically, too. Well, that's a debateable idea.

Why would you want that to be the case?

I'm just saying he just seems like He seems like he's pretty tough. That's all talk to me. I don't pay you to beat people up. I pay you to shoot people. That's true.

Our next comment comes from at rubindplata.

Rubind But that is weird that I can out shoot you, too. Okay, stop it. What the fuck am I doing? Now I got this guy on my podcast.

This is misinformation.

He can barely read. He can't He can't fucking shoot. He can't fight. It doesn't work out until somebody calls him fucking... What do they call him? What do you call him? Bubble Wallace. Bubble, bubble, Wallace. Fuck, Dude, that's funny. Did they really call you...

I really got to call that. They said they call you Bubble Wallace.

Bro, we're going to start making shirts with the funiest joke of the show. We're going to get you a shirt. It's going to say Bubble Wallace.

Yeah, it'll be great. I'm so excited.

I know. This next comment-I'm going to get one that says, I love raisins. We got another comment, man.

This next comment comes from Ruben Plata.

Ruben Plata. I do not salt my food.

Too spicy. Hold the pepper.

Zee Shad is going to wear what that says, I wear sandals in the snow. Now, in all fairness, you're not a I'm a handle guy. You are? No, I'm not. I hate Indian people here. You hate them? Yeah. So you hate Indian people. Yeah. You hate Black people. I'm over here making jokes about both of us. Yeah. Let's I like everybody. You guys really do hate them. That's right. You know what? What? I hate white people.

Really? Yeah. Welcome to the group.

Yeah. Everybody hates. I'm just joining in. Yeah, right. That's the truth, Joe. I I hate everybody. I hate everyone equally. I do. Good or bad, that's how I look at the world.

Yeah, that's it.

I don't give a fuck how tan you are, bro, or what the fuck you prefer to eat. But if you're a shitbag, fuck you.

Who do you prefer to eat?

Barbecue Like that motherfucker... Where's that? Haiti? Barbecue?

Yeah.

How's barbecue doing? I don't know.

I don't know. I think the smoke pits are still rolling.

Listen, man. See, he gets it, though. He does. He's like, I'm glad the Impaler, dude. He won his battles by scaring the opponents so bad they didn't fight him. Now nobody fucks with barbecue because he's like, Fuck, dude, I'll be dinner.

Yeah. Bro, that's some wild shit. All right.

I wouldn't care if someone cooked me after I died.

Andy, what?

I'm just saying I wouldn't think about that.

Will you be dead? You couldn't think about it.

Yeah, but he must be barbecuing him alive because that would be scary. Because they're scared of them.

That That would suck. That would suck.

Well, see, if Trump did some shit like that or we had some fucking leadership that was willing to hold people accountable and we did a couple of things like that, we wouldn't have any fucking problems.

It'd be good for a minute.

Dude. Yeah. We'd be good for a minute.

Dude. We'd be good for a minute.

That dude that killed Lake and Reilly fucking straight on the barbecue pit, bro. Alive. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Dude, you haven't seen it. You guys ever seen fucking Indiana Jones, the Temple of Doum? Mm-hmm. Okay. Where they loured a dude in cage on the fire and shit. That's what we be doing. That's what we should do. I know you never seen it.

No, I haven't seen it. I know about the old torture method. There was this big metal bull that would put people in and then light the fire underneath.

A bull or a bull? Or a bull?

It was a life-size bull, but it was made of metal.

And they put them inside?

They put them inside, seal it up, and then light a fire underneath it. It's wild.

Anyway, we're going to have to see some certification here on your weight and what country you come from, because some of you guys have no idea how to eat good food. I've been to these countries. Some are good, some not so good.

Not so good, man. Let's check out this next comment. This is Ruben Plata. He says, Papa John's stock went down because of Andy.

I mean, I hope not. I'm not trying to like, fucking... Did they really? I really did. Holy shit. It went down fucking three bucks. It really did.

When I selected the comment, that was real-time. You can see the date over there, too. March fifth, 2: 40 PM Eastern Standard Time.

This actually happened. This happened. Shut the fuck up. I'm not making this up. Wait, wait, wait. So when the show aird, it started going down? It's the day after.

But yeah, it was going up. If you go to the one month category, it was going up. But then last two days, it went down.

Oh, damn. I didn't mean to do that shit. I was just telling a fucking funny-ass story. I mean, real talk, I'm not eating Papa John's, and we're not having it here. But I mean, if you guys want to fucking eat, I don't give a shit. Dude, I don't like that. I don't want to hurt nobody. I'm not into that shit. You guys can eat it.

Your voice has influenced. What else can we influence here?

That makes me feel bad.

Hold on, Andy.

Bro, that makes me feel... I'm not into that shit, bro. I'm just saying what my decision is and how I run my little area. You guys go out and order You're still doing yourself Papa John's today.

Just stay with me real quick. Because we might be able to use this to our advantage. What else could we...

Well, I mean, yeah, but see, you got to use that responsibly. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, responsibly, of course.

You're asking me? Do we have something? Do we have something? I don't know. I'm just saying. I mean, there's some fucking people on the internet I'd like to fucking put down. I'd like to drop their stock. Maybe we'll start doing that. Maybe we'll put that. Maybe that'll be after Cruise, the comment would be, Ashole of the internet of the day. I like it. Catchy. Ashole of the Internet of the day.

On the flip side, somebody also commented that they will order a Papa Jones pizza to every S2 location.

Oh, that's fucking bad. You're a shit head. I don't do that. That's a hater. Yeah, that's just a hater, bro. Anyway, listen, don't be doing that shit. I don't like that. That makes me feel bad, bro. It really does. I'm not trying to hurt any of the companies. Yeah, not real. They just did me wrong, so I don't support them. Yeah, that's real. Look, dude, I'm all about people deciding for themselves. What I don't like is when people try to ruin other people, and that was not my intent at all. I was just sharing a funny story.

It was just 5%, they'll be fine. I'm sure they'll bounce back. They'll be all right.

You really think that I have? There's no way.

Bro, this is real. No way.

That is real. I actually thought of photoshopping it, but I actually went and checked online and that's a screenshot. You thought about just photoshop it? Yeah, I did think about it. It was like, Oh, shit, but it's real. Fuck around, find out. Bro, it's great.

I like it. It is what it is. That's what I'm saying. We could use this responsibly. I don't know what you're checking right now.

Look, dude, listen, there's all kinds of good people that are employed by Papa John's. I ain't trying to hurt anybody. Oh, it went back up.

It's at 46: 52 right now.

All right, good. But still, you should buy Katie's Pizza. Katie's is better. Buy Katie's Pizza or Emo's Pizza. Or fucking Anthonyino's. Anthonyino's. Those are the three pizzas that are acceptable before that. I stand on that.

I'm with you. We got one last comment. This is interesting. It's a little breathy, but it's a good comment. Wait, hold on.

If it's breathy, it must have come from somebody on the left because their comments are always 50 paragraphs. No, that's a good one. Oh, really? Yeah, that's good. Okay.

That's good. This is from Ethan Peterson, 8463. Okay, so Andy and DJ came in clutch today. I live in a small town in northwest Arkansas called P Ridge. I was definitely speeding at least 15 over. I got stopped by an officer. I'm sitting in my truck thinking this dude is going to hang me to dry. On top of my speed, my tags are way past due. I was listening to today's episode, and the officer gets to the window, asked for my ID and all that information. I proceed to hand him that. Along with informing him of what was in my armrest, pew pew. The officer looks at my screen and seeing the show was playing. He looks at me straight-face and asked, Are you a hoe? I'm thinking, What the fuck is this guy talking about?

Then it hits me.

He's a fan like myself. After shooting the shit for a minute, he asked again if I'm a hoe. I said, Hell no, I share the show. He then asked me to prove it, so I sent it to the first five contacts He likes my phone. He tosses me my shit, walks to his car, yelling, Don't be a hoe. Share the show and slow your ass down. ' Thanks, fellows. You saved me a pretty penny. Keep it up. And PS, Wendy's fries are the best. Get the fuck out if you say different.

Hey, that's what I'm talking about.

It's a good story, man. We're saving pennies, man.

That's like the third or fourth story we heard about that from the police.

Happened quite a bit, man. That cop's definitely not a hoe. No. Dude, that's awesome. That's funny. Yeah. He's a popo.

Yeah, well, po-pos ain't hos. No, they're not.

Love it, guys. We appreciate you guys for being real-ass fans. Keep liking, keep commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed, and hit that bell notification on the YouTube to stay up to date with the latest episode It's from Real AF. With that being said, let's keep this crew's cruising.

It's still surreal to me that people actually listen to us. Hearing a story like that or like, dude, seeing the hat places. You know what I'm saying? On the internet, randomly.

Fucking Mount Kilimanjaro.

Yeah. That was fucking badass. Shit like that. The Elon guy, the guy who got the-The guy with Elon. Yeah, one million dollars. Who won the million bucks. Dude, it's cool. You know what's real cool about it, though, too, is when people see it, they automatically know they're cool.

That's a good dude. That's a good girl. That's a good woman. Yeah, for sure.

We're going to take the world over, man.

One hole at a time.

That's right. That's Elon's slogan. All right, guys.

We got headline number two. Let's check in on migrant situation. Headline number two reads, There is no America without migrants, says Democrat Attorney General.

Well, there's no America without immigrants. Yeah. Immigrants and migrants are not the same.

Two different things. That's right. Two different things. America would not exist without migrants. Connecticut Democrat Attorney General William Tom Tong, told his political allies this week, speaking on Tuesday to the Immigration Community Meeting, sponsored by Latinos for Educational Advocacy and Diversity. That sounds like some USAID shit. This was held in Connecticut. Tong renewed his pledge that Connecticut Governor Ned Lamont's administration will continue to, quote, Protect, honor, and respect our immigrants and immigrants' families, the Norwich Bulletin reported. He also insisted that so-called, quote, unquote, birthright citizenship must be protected. Birthright citizenship has increasingly come under fire for lending automatic citizenship to birth tourist, women who become pregnant from other countries just to bear their child on US soil in order to be eligible for the United States welfare and other benefits. So I thought that was interesting. It is migrant, but here's an interesting thing. This hit me today when I was putting the show together, bro, is that I'm starting to see... The Democrats have always been Democrats, okay? But I feel like I'm starting to see some really alarming correlations with this migration thing and slavery. These people are fighting for their slaves, right?

You You got the south fighting to keep slavery going, and then you got our modern-day Democrats fighting to keep their migrants, which they are trying to use to replace the vote. They're fighting for the people that they're oppressing.

Well, I mean, bro, you listen to what they say when you start asking them about the importance of migrants, and one of the first things they say is, who's going to cut your grass, or who's going to pick your fruit, or who's going to... That in itself shows you the worldview they have of these people. They see them as a subservient class, which is absurd because no job and no working people are subservient of any class, in my opinion. If you work hard and you do the best that you can, that's respectable. It doesn't matter if you're sweeping the floor, it doesn't matter if you're taking the garbage, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you're running a country like, Dude, do the best you can. I admire that. It doesn't matter. I think that's respectable and deserves respect at any level. But it's interesting because these people who say these things don't work for anything that they have. They get elected into office, and then they funnel the money into their own pockets. Then at the same time, think of themselves as a higher class of people than these people who are coming across the border.

That's pretty fucking ironic, in my opinion. Then on top of that, I don't think that any of this has anything else to do with these people, the migrant class, serving the the left elite very wealthy. Because, dude, the only people that vote Democrat, it's one of two kinds of people. It's either very privileged, upper middle class or upper class people who really haven't had to work or build or create anything on their own. They pray, I mean, I guess that's the best word to use and manipulate the poorest class into aligning with them to maintain their power play.

Which is the other demographic they vote.

Bro, it's an inauthentic position. It's a position of manipulation. The reason they do all this crazy shit isn't because they're stupid. It's because they believe themselves to be of a higher class of people. Then they look at people who are too busy trying to survive and say, There's an opportunity for me. Then they go to those people and they say, We're going to fix this, we're going to fix that. Then they're smart enough to realize that if they keep these people in that position, they will continue to get the votes. When they say things like, We want these migrants, and the migrants are America wouldn't exist without migrants, the motivation behind that isn't anything other than to serve themselves. 100%. It's not about making a life for these migrants. They don't give a fuck about this birthright citizenship or taking care of these people or giving them health care or anything like that. Fuck, dude. They promote the murder of American babies like it's fucking the biggest thing in the world. Right. Okay. So It's weird to me that all people can't see this. Or more people can't see it. Yeah, but it's so blatant.

It's very obvious. It's very obvious. But that's the point of the show. We draw these conclusions once we connect these dots because the thing is, it's not pocketed anymore. It's not just this one little... They're over-exposing themselves to the point where I think more people will get it because it's too obvious. Let's go. There was four major Democratic mayors, Blue City mayors, Sanctuary City mayors, as they're They got someone to DC to speak with... It was a congressional hearing is what it was on the immigration crisis and how they were handling it. I got to check a little bit of this out, but I knew Andy, that this was not going to go well because of how it started. Do you remember Michelle Wu? She's the mayor of Boston. We just had her on on the last show. This is how she decided to kick it off. Let's hear what she had to say.

You belong here. This is your home. Boston is tu hogar. Boston, te la callu.. This is our city. We are the safest major city in the nation because we are safe for everyone.

You mean like the dude that went into fucking Chick-fil-A and tried to stab fucking people? You mean like, safe like that?

I mean, this lady's insane.

I think that was a mix of Spanish and something else, too.

I mean, who knows? She's so corrupt. She could be just making noises and pretending like it's a different language. You know what I'm saying? We don't fucking know.

But again, these congressional hearings, they're led by, I would say, true patriots. James Comer is on there. You had Pauluna, Representative Pauluna. She's awesome. My Byron Donalds is on there. He was the first person to try to chime in on this and get this shit kicked off. Let's check out what he had to say.

Did your city spend on illegal immigration? Do you have a round number? Over the last couple of years on all newcomers, whatever their status was, it's around 79 million since 2022.

79 million.

Mayor Johnson, Chicago. How much does the city of Chicago spend on illegal immigration?

If you're referring to the 2022 up to 2024 of the busses coming from Texas, roughly the same percentage the state of Texas about 1% of our overall budget. What is that? Because we don't have the city's budget in front of me. Numbers. It's 1%, and if you want the actual calculation, we can make sure someone- You're the mayor. You don't have the math in front of you.

It's 1% of the overall budget over the last four years. That's why you were Mayor Adams.

Which is the same number that was sent from us for the state of Texas.

How much did the city of New York actually spend on illegal immigration?

Mayor Johnson, I already asked you, you don't have a hard number. If you don't have a hard number, you're not running your city well. Mayor Adams, how much did the city of New York actually spend on illegal immigration? 6. 9 6. 9 billion of taxpayers dollars. 6. 9 billion dollars of taxpayer money on a problem that was fostered on the American people. Mayor Wu, in the city of Boston, how much did you spend?

We don't ask about immigration status and delivering- You Can you ask about how much money the city of Boston has spent on illegal immigration? Are you out of your mind? We don't distinguish between immigration status as part of our city policy.

Do you manage your budget or not, Mayor Wu? That is how we keep our city state. Mayor Wolf, do you manage your budget or not?

We have the numbers to prove it. I manage my budget. I have a triple A bond rating I'm going to be back 10 years. To the city of Boston, just understand that your mayor does not care how much of your resources she has spent on people who are not citizens of the city of Boston. The city of Boston is sick of having people outside Boston telling us what we need. Mr. Beher, I have a question for you because I understand NATO's perspective when it comes to illegal immigration?

Almost $7 billion in New York City alone. I want to say they're in definitely hundreds of millions of dollars. He's trying to lowball this thing, 1%. That 1% is a shit ton. We You saw what 1% looked like with USAID, right? Yeah. It's a shit ton. It's a shit ton. But these people like to play games, and they kept the heat on them. Democrat mayors then refused to answer if they would turn over illegal aliens to ICE. So this is from James Comer. Let's check this clip out.

Mayor Wu, under Boston law, would you turn this criminal over to ICE on a detainer? Whenever there's a criminal warrant, Boston police enforce that and hold people accountable. Would you turn that criminal over to ICE? This happened outside the city of Boston, but I can tell you in the city, whenever someone commits a crime, whenever there's a criminal warrant, we hold them accountable. If ICE deems that they are dangerous enough to hold, obtain a criminal warrant, and the Boston police will enforce it. Will you turn that criminal over to ICE? We follow the laws and we make sure- I take that as a note.

And we make sure-I mean, they all did it, which is interesting. They all try to do this wordplay turnaround because he's literally asking-Yeah, because they're talking for sound bites, and they understand that if they say, Yeah, we'll turn them over to ICE, that that clip will be made into an ad, which will then be used to destroy their position. It's sick. The truth of the matter is they're not turning them over. They all want to say, Oh, we follow federal laws. They're not doing that. It couldn't have came out at a better time. Sanctuary City scandal. You remember the migrant who set that woman on fire in the fucking subway? He's avoiding deportation because under the current policies enacted in New York City, the city's Corrections Department have refused to honor an immigration and customs enforcement detainer for Zepeda Khalil.

I'm reading the line above this. He fanned the flames with a shirt before sitting on the platform bench and watching teaching as Kouam burned.

We follow all federal and state laws, though, right? There's a special place in hell for these people. I believe it. We got to go to Anna Paulina Luna.

Listen, when are we going to facilitate them finding that place a little bit fucking sooner? Because this is criminal shit. And a lot of this shit they're doing is treasiness and destruction of this country, and everybody knows it. So when are we going to start seeing some accountability? Because I'll be real, dude. I'm tired of hearing how great things are going, how awesome things are going, how we're taking this shit back, and nobody's been held accountable, fucking at all. Okay? So I think at this point in time, it would be reasonable for some of these people who have violated the law, who have done treasiness activities. We've had four years to watch them do it. You mean to tell me that the Trump side of the table hasn't been planning how to hold these people accountable the whole time? I know they have. When is that going to happen? I say that with an asterisk. There's information I don't know. There's things I don't know. I don't know a lot of things. I don't know if there's a retaliatory attack planned, if something happens or the Epstein list comes out. I don't know. But I think it's reasonable for people to be held accountable at this point in time.

Sometimes I feel like the Trump administration is out of step with where people are with everything.

We're able to...

Meaningit's palatable for us. Listen, yeah, dude. Listen, the more money When they're saying, Oh, we're cutting all this funding to Ukraine, and then they give money to Israel, bro, you're losing your base. It's only a matter of time. The word is out. By the way, did you notice that I talked about that on Tuesday's show? Did you notice on yesterday's Wednesday that every single other fucking show was talking about it? Yeah, right. Interesting.

It's a Papa John's effect, bro.

Well, whatever, dude. But the point is that... Then people were like, Oh, I see them talking about it here, here, here, here, here, here. And then I never get mentioned in it. We never get mentioned in it. It's weird.

It's weird.

Anyway, this guy belongs. This guy should not only not be deported, he should be executed. You lit an American citizen on fucking fire, and then you're on video doing it, and you fan the flames. What does it take? What does it take here? How are we going to allow this? How is that allowed? How is that How can we have a civilized country where people can commit crimes of this nature and not be held accountable in a very quick fashion?

He's getting more right. This dude is getting more rights than that woman had.

100%. That's an upside down society, bro. I don't understand how we could call ourselves a civilized society and all this shit, dude, when this is allowed. That's not civilized. A civilized society is made civilized by the understanding that if you act uncivilized, there will be accountability to those actions. Because the law hasn't been enforced, which, by the way, we all paid for because USAID sent the Soros Foundation and his charities 200 plus million to then be turned around and fund the election campaigns of district attorneys that will not press charges against minorities or violent crimes. Why do they do that? Because they want these neighborhoods to be destabilized. We paid for these people like this, this immigrant, migrant, illegal migrant, to come across the border and kill American citizens. We pay for that. And then there is no punishment for them whatsoever. How can we call that a civilized society? Because people get away with murdering each other. How is that civilized? A civilized society is one that has very harsh punishment for crimes like this. Because the punishment is swift and harsh, we end up in a situation where there is no crime. People like this, and people think I'm crazy when I say this, this man was was caught on camera, undeniably, setting another woman on fire who then died.

With that evidence, there should be no fucking defense. There should be no process, and all the attorneys that are my friends are cringing right now. But sorry, dude, there shouldn't be. There should be an agreement that if you do heinous things and the evidence is overwhelmingly true and there was witnesses and everything, then it should be like 60 days before this dude's getting beheaded in public. Then if we did that and people knew that, we wouldn't have these things happening. We just wouldn't. We wouldn't have our women having to look over their shoulder everywhere they go or be in fear. We wouldn't have downtown urban areas where you can't even go even though you pay fucking tax for it. We wouldn't have that shit. We'd have a civilized society. So if we want a civilized society to exist, we have to understand that the punishments for not being civilized have to be quick and harsh and intimidating to keep order in society. That's the truth. The only way it works. Nobody wants to fucking talk about it, but that is the truth. It would be nice if we could all get along and sing Ring Around the Rosie and fucking hold hands and shit.

But, dude, that's not reality, man. I would love it to be that way, too. I would. I would love for everybody to get along. I would love for there not to be criminals. I would love for everybody to have a big heart and care about people. But there are people that are evil fucks. We should handle those people appropriately so that we can minimize the damage they do in society.

100%, man. 100%. Now, to your point about accountability, that's why I want to check in with Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna, because in that same hearing with those same mayors, she's turning them over to the DOJ. Let's check this clip out.

You don't believe that banning the transfer of individuals into ICE custody for the purpose of civil immigration enforcement encourages illegal immigration into Chicago?

Or how about agencies? Sorry, one second. Or agents not being able to stop, arrest, or detain individuals based solely on their immigration status or administrative warrant. So we comply with all laws, local, state, and federal.

To me, after this line of questioning, it's It's very clear that these policies that you have all implicated are active and alive and well in your cities are in direct violation with US Title 8 Code Subsection 1324, and it is a federal offense.

But you all speak about a an immigration system, and yet here you guys are aiding and abetting in that entire process.

I want to be very clear about something.

Open border policies, which is something that you guys are talking about, hurts people on both sides, meaning the people that are coming here illegally and then American citizens as well. I do not think you guys are bad people, but I think that you are ideologically misled, which is why, unfortunately, based on your responses, I'm all going to be criminally referring you to the Department of Justice for Investigation.

And as soon As soon as I leave here, these will be going over to Pam Bondi. I'm not doing that in an effort to bully you guys, but I do believe that your policies are hurting the American people, and you can make that known with the evidence that you can present to the Department of Justice.

But if you guys If you continue doing what you're doing, you're not going to help anyone.

You're going to hurt more people. That's exactly why I'm tired of it, the American people are tired of it, and chairman, I yield like them. Would you yield your last minute?

Yes, sir.

I mean, that's great and all, but what's going to happen from there? I mean, I'm getting tired of the strongly worded letters, and we're going to turn it over for investigation. Then when we bring the people in for investigation, they say things like, I can't recall, or I'm not sure, or I can't remember, or I don't know what 1% of the budget actually equals. They are allowed to dodge all of the questions anyway. What difference does it make? I commend Ms. Luna for doing that. That should have been done years and years ago. But what really is going to happen? What's really going to happen?

How long is it going to take? How many more Americans are going to die for any fruit to come off that tree?

Bro, doesn't it piss people off that these people side with the criminals?

These criminals have more rights than the American victims that they hurt.

Well, bro, that's in the communist Festo. That's fucking in Saloninsky's book. That's in 1984. This has been written about for 100 years. Dude, I don't know. I'm starting to think it might be worse than what we think.

Guys, let us know down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our final headline of the show. We got headline number 3. Exclusive, Senator Bernie Moreno introduces Bill to ban foreign flags on Capital Grounds. Have you seen this? No. So this just came out today. Senator Bernie Moreno, out of Ohio, has introduced legislation to ban the display of foreign flags on US capital grounds. Bright Bar News has learned exclusively. Moreno, he's a legal immigrant from Colombia who came here to the United States as a child and then built an impressive auto dealer chain business before his election last year to the US Senate. He told Brightbar News that flying foreign flags like Ukraine's in Congress is offensive to Americans. When I came to this country as a child, I swore allegiance to America and America alone, which is it's so deeply offensive to me to see elected officials flying the flags of foreign nations like Ukraine in the Halls of Congress. Moreno told Breitbar News, We swore an oath to the American people. We would always put them first. Let's start acting like it and stop sending billions overseas on endless wars when average Americans are struggling.

He just introduced this new bill. It's called the Allegiance Act, which will make it illegal for members of Congress to use official funds to purchase any nation's flag other than the American flag. It would also prohibit the display on capital grounds of a nation's flag if it's not the United States flag. This was one of the biggest things. This is a picture. This is when Zelenskyy had the privilege to address our congressmen and women and senators. You got Pelosi and the vice president, then vice president Kamala Harris, holding a signed Ukrainian flag. It's signed by all of the people.

Look at Kamala's face, bro.

Getting the money.

Look at her fucking face.

She's ecstatic.

That's disgusting. She's got this smug-ass look on her face, looking at her people in the chamber. Look what we did.

We're so strong and brave.

We're going to get paid so much. That's right. That's what she's saying with her fucking face. Fuck the American people with her face right there. That's what she's saying. Thoughts on I mean, dude, yeah.

All flex.

Yeah.

All flex. Bro, more than flex. You know those stupid fucking pins that came on the lapels? That too.

Bro, listen, dude, listen. There's too much foreign influence in our government. There's too much federal aid that goes to anyone. The fact that we're sending a single dollar to any government is insane. The fact that we're sending a dollar to Ukraine after what's What's going to happen is insane. The fact that we're sending money to Israel who is bought their leadership or some of the richest individuals on the fucking planet, that's insane.

Well, Israel can lobby directly to our politicians, no problem.

It goes further than that. Then we have a number of the United States government who are dual citizens with Israel. How is that okay? How is that okay? How do we allow dual citizens of any country to make the decisions about our country? That makes no fucking Makes no sense. It makes no sense. Okay? We all know why. We all know why it's allowed. It's because of the Jeffrey Epstein type shit that all of these people know about and the leverage and the blackmail and all the dirty shit behind closed doors that we don't ever get to see. It's insane, dude. And dude, it's not America first. It's not America first to send our tax dollars anywhere else, but to the benefit of our American citizens on American soil, especially when we are in the state that we are currently in, it's bullshit. It makes no sense. Dude, this isn't an attack on fucking anybody. This is an attack on what's actually happening in our country to where we have people of dual citizenship making decisions to finance the agendas of other countries that they happen to be a citizen of. That's not something that is very American, and people are waking up to it for sure.

I'm very glad that it was talked about on all these channels because now we're starting to get somewhere. And I love the way that it was addressed, too, because it wasn't like how some of these people do, which is like, Oh, it's a fucking Jews. No, it's not. It is the fucking leadership. It is the government. Do you agree with what our government does? No. Most of you don't. Okay, so does that mean it's all-Americans? Anti-american. Bro, it's a lazy argument. It's a lazy argument. It's a low IQ argument. It's a low IQ argument, bro. Here's what it is. It is this. It's evil people at the top, and evil people rise to the top because they're willing to do whatever the fuck they have to do to get to the top. And a government is what I mean. Dude, these people make these decisions, and then they hide behind all the good people that happen to be citizens of their country or members of their faith or lineage. They say, Oh, you're criticizing me because I'm Jewish. No, we're criticizing you because you're blackmailing our government and making us, as American taxpayers, have our fucking backs broke so that we could send money to you.

That That's what the problem is. It's not about the citizens. It's not about the Jewish people. It's not about that. It's about what their actual names are. Who are the people that made these decisions? What are their names? What are their actual names? Let's stop generalizing these groups and start identifying the actual individuals who are responsible for the perception of all of these things that aren't true. Who's engineering all of these social movements? Who's Who's-Who writes the script. That's right. Who's writing the script like I posted on my Instagram the other day? I think we had it in the show, too. But the point is, guys, is that if we want to solve these problems, we have to be articulate with our arguments. I know that sounds comical because I'm not the most articulate person all the time. I can be when I need to be. If I'm sitting in a meeting or whatever I got to do, I can do it. But we're talking as friends here. This is backyard bullshit talk. That's how we do it here. The truth of the matter is, we shouldn't be sending any money anywhere, and there should be no influence outside of America in our government.

We shouldn't be generalizing entire races of people or ideologies of people. We should be looking at the people who are responsible for the illegal actions, both in the past and present. Who's compromised by that? We should identify all of those people by name instead of making generalizations about That's how they did it. When Ian Carroll was on Rogan, he did it that way. Theo Vaughn did it that way. These guys are starting to talk about it in the right way of how it can be addressed.

How it can be productive.

Yeah, because Dude, the truth of the matter is, is like... A lot of Jewish people are starting to speak up because, dude, what they're doing is creating a dangerous environment for regular Jewish people.

It's creating real hatred.

That's right. Dude, that's a big problem. It's dangerous. It's almost to the point where it seems like... I don't know, bro. I think this shit is so deep, and I think it's so dirty, and I think that people don't comprehend what the leaders of some of these countries are willing to do to their own people in order to create a certain perception so they can get what they want. If I'm looking strategically at what's going on with the Israel situation and with the relentless bombing of Gaza, and I know people of Israel feel very strongly, and people have strong opinions on both sides. I understand that. But when we look at it from a geopolitical place, most every country besides the United States of America America is fucking pissed at what Israel is doing. They continue to do more and more and more. Netanyahu is completely like, Fuck you. We're going to do what we want. Fuck you. We're going to do what we want. Fuck you. We're going to do what we want. We have to ask why that is. I think there's two reasons why. I think there's three reasons why. I think, one, they've got nuclear weapons, so he knows that.

So there's always that. They're going to feel safe. Right. Two, the American government is literally their fucking slaves. Any time that they truly need money or military assistance or whatever, they've got shit on everybody in the government, so they get it. Third of all, and this is the darkest one that I come up with. This is just an option of my job as what I do for a living is to evaluate where the options are going and what the outcomes potentially are. When I see a leader intentionally doing more and more damage to their own people's reputation, that makes me think that it's potentially being done on purpose. Then I have to ask, Okay, why would that be? Why would they do that on purpose? Then I started looking around and I see, Okay, we've got three something billion Muslims Muslims, and we have 14 million Jews. You're pissing off all of these three billion Muslims. It wouldn't be very hard for the entire Muslim sect of the world to cause real damage to Israel very quick. Then we look at that entire three generations, two generations of men have been removed from Ukraine. Ukraine is one of the most natural resource-rich countries in the world.

In case you're not following what I'm saying, what I'm saying is they could be potentially creating a situation where they are making Israel unsafe for the Jewish people and then potentially relocating them there and then holding it as the Holy Land, but not where they occupy. Then using it for the trade channel and everything that they're trying to create over there.

So the pipeline- When you look at it in that lens, it also makes sense why they're continuing to try to drag out this Ukraine war because they're not done yet.

Yeah. They haven't finished killing all the men. Dude, it's just I think these people at the very top of the chain are doing some very nefarious shit, and I think people are waking up to it in mass. I think people are also realizing that doesn't make you anti-Semitic to judge the actions of another government. It It's when you say things that are collective, like white people are inherently racist. We've had to hear for the last fucking 20 years. Or, Black people are all criminals. That's not fucking true. This ideology and this identity politics has seeped so far into our culture that we can't even make friends with people and tell jokes and do the things that we've always done to connect and bond and be united. What unites people, bro? Humor, that unites people. Common interest, unite people. If they made it illegal for us to tell jokes to each other, didn't they just eliminate a bonding mechanism that we have as men? So We've had all this identity politics jammed down our throat, and now we've trained the public to collectivize people into races instead of just good or bad. And like, dude, that's what we're dealing with here.

Now you can see why they've done it, because it's something they're trying to engineer or manufacture. I wouldn't put it past Netanyahu and all these dudes at the top of Israel and the World Economic Forum to kill as many people that they have to, no matter who they are, to get what they want. To achieve the goal. Yeah. Dude, I think it's very important. I actually think it's very important for regular Jewish people to call the corruption that's happening and say, Hey, we don't agree with this because, dude, that's what's going to squash the anti-Semitism and actually get people focused on solving the real problem, which makes everybody's life better. 100%. Does that make sense?

It makes perfect sense.

Dude, I feel like their government is intentionally creating anti-Semitism for a political reason. 100%. I feel like the Jewish people could squash that because, dude, every Jewish person I know personally, which is quite a few, they're all like, Yeah, fuck that, dude. They don't like this shit either.

It's a strategic play that they've done many times. We had this conversation about the LGBTQIA plus community with the pedophiles.

It's the same play.

If people that are in that group, they need to come out and speak and say, Hey, I'm not with these fucking pedophiles. Because the hate that you guys are complaining of, you're getting more of it because you're not separating yourselves from the real evil and issues.

And so, dude, when everybody starts, when it becomes mainstream, like it's starting to now, that Israel's Mossad was very fucking evil in how they blackmailed pretty much the entire fucking world. Using children and rapes. When regular people don't stand up against that and say, Hey, we don't fucking agree with that, and they stay silent. What happens is people start to think, Well, fuck. Maybe it is all of them. That's where the dangerous shit starts to fucking happen. It's unfortunate and it's frustrating to watch because people are good or bad, bro. It doesn't matter where they come from. It doesn't matter what their race is. It doesn't matter. There are good people in every group, and there are bad people in every group. Sometimes good people find themselves in a bad group and vice versa. The The way that we get around all of this is that we stop generalizing the actions of a few onto an entire race or group of people, and we start to actually hold the individuals personally accountable, the people who are pulling the strings, the people who are making the decisions, the people who are coordinating the outcomes. Until we identify who that is by name and hold them accountable, this play, meaning this generalizationation play that is being forced on us through identity politics is going to continue.

100% my guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's get to our final segment of the show, as always. We have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. We'll bring a headline in. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. You did baseball cards growing up? I did.

Trading in baseball? Yeah.

About Pokémon?

No. That was after my time.

That was after your time?

Bro, I was 20 years old when Pokémon started going on. Really? Yeah.

Oh, okay. But you knew about Pokémon?

Sort of. Yeah.

All right. You have a little bit of knowledge of it.

I don't know. I don't have any knowledge of it. I know it's like a little cartoon thing. I know there was an app one time that brainwashed everybody into finding invisible Pokémon. That was a weird time. Yeah. You see people running around. It's like, Dude, come on, man.

They were doing the Naruto run, bro. Yeah.

It was weird. No, that was after my time. Okay. We did straight up baseball cards.

I get it. Well, this takes a little bit of a Pokémon thing. I don't know how you feel about this. Thumbs up at dumb as fuck. Headline reads, A Cheeto-shaped like the beloved Pokémon Charzard is auctioned for $87,000.

That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.

It's been a minute. It's been a minute.

Somebody actually paid that? Bro.

A Cheeto shaped like the beloved Pokémon Charzard has sold at auction for a total cost of $87,840. The Golden Auction House listed the snack as sold on Sunday. Presented is a three-inch long, Flaming Hot Cheeto. That's my nickname sometimes. It's a nickname sometimes.

Three-inch long, Flaming Hot? That's right. That's your nickname. Watch out. Yeah.

I believe it. In the shape of the Pokémon Charzard, affixed to a custom Pokémon card and encapsulated in a clear card storage box. The auction's description states, It was initially This was actually discovered and presented sometime between 2018 to 2022, so it's vintage, by first and goal collectibles. The Cheetos surged in popularity on the social media platforms in late 2024. Sixty total bits. The winning bid It was $72,000 plus a buyer's premium. This is the Pokémon character. Okay.

That's the Cheeto. I mean, it does look like it. Go back. It looks just like it. It looks like a side view of them for sure.

87 grand.

Yeah. You like those? The Hot Cheetos?

I ate one of those earlier. Dude, I could have made some money real quick.

I mean, that's big fucking Cheeto, bro. Or maybe it just looks big because there's that next to it. But I mean, that's an odd-looking Cheeto for sure.

I mean, it's unique. It's unique. It's unique. I don't think I'm more-If I pulled that out of the bag, I would definitely think it was weird.

Look at this fucking thing. But you're not paying it. You got to be pretty fucking high to figure out that that's that dragon.

He had the Munchies. This is what was on. Yeah, 100%.

He's like, You know what this looks like? Holy shit, dude. What's his name? Cheetosard? Cheetosard. Yeah, this looks like the fucking dragon for Pokémon.

Now, Andy, I mean, You've admitted you spent money on some dumb shit before.

No. Not that dumb. That's a real rich person. Yeah, bro.

That's stupid booty money.

That's Elon Musk owns that now.

Elon Musk probably bought that.

That's Amazon rich or fucking Elon rich to throw fucking 87 grand on a Cheeto.

On a fucking Cheeto, man.

Or fucking one brain cell stupid. It's one or the other.

What happened to the house? Listen, I know. But look at this fucking Cheeto, though. All right, what are we giving it, man? Authenticity? It looks real. It looks good.

I'm a capitalist.

Okay.

Someone who was able to identify this as somewhat valuable and then sell it is pretty impressive. I would say, thumbs up.

Now, what if it was bought with USAID money?

Listen. Objective, it's stupid. Yeah, it's stupid. It's brilliant, really. But it's brilliant, too. It's like, Fuck, dude. I wouldn't think of that. I just ate the fucking Cheeto.

I'm going to be digging in my bags now.

Yeah. You ain't eating no Cheetos.

No, I eat Cheetos. But I'm still going to be looking for something. Yeah.

Me? I would have ate the head first.

I'm going wings first, bro. Wings and then that long tail right there.

Yeah, because it looks like his dick. That's why you would have ate it.

Guys, you heard it here first. Yeah. That's all I got, man. All right.

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Where did it go? It disappeared.

What do you mean?

You fucking stole it, motherfucker. You fucking stole it. Why are you coming to me? Because I fucking know you stole it.

You fucking.

Man, fuck you guys.

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