Transcript of 711. Andy & DJ CTI: Iranian President Killed In Helicopter Crash, College Students Turn Their Backs To Biden & NJ Court Throws Out 80 Charges Against Ian Smith

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What's going on, man? Nothing, man. Yeah, dude, that's exactly right. They still got me in fucking jail. Bro, for nothing. Bro, it's wild. For nothing. I've done worse. Okay? No, listen, it is legitimately a straight-up It's a political targeted attack.

He's talking too much. Huh? He's talking too much. That's what they're saying.

Yeah, that's exactly right. I got banned for posting sexual nature or sexual nature children pics or some bullshit like that. I read you what it is. That's insane. Yeah.

What exactly did they flag?

For showing a child's genitals, which you all know I fucking would never do. Sharing a photograph or video that shows sexual activity involving children, which you know I would never do. Offering or asking children for sex, which you know I would never do. That's insane. Yeah, bro. The post that they hit me on was this post that I shared from Gays Against Groomers, which was from April 15th that had this video where it says, Has TV gone too far with show of trans boy in bondage? I shared it on my story, and I said, I'm getting tired of hearing people say, You can't say this or that. What do you mean you can't say it? You all keep saying, You can't say that. No, you can say that. You choose not to because you're a coward, which is why this shit happens. Remember the old quote, Sticks and Stones will break my bones and fuck off if you involve children in your depraved shit. Okay? So I'm speaking out against it, and they fucking took my page down for it.

So just timeline, because I want to clarify this.

And they left the post on Gays Against Groomers. It is still up. So this was complete bullshit and targeting because of who the fuck I am and what I say.

Okay, just to clarify timeline here. So that was over a month ago. Yeah. But this happened the Bayes day.

So a month.

Not even a week.

So listen to what happened. So they banned my account from going live for 30 days. And then on that same day, April 15th, when I shared that, I couldn't answer DMs for three days. All right? So the 30-day ban passed on going live, and the day that it passed on going live, they wiped my account for that same thing. That's insane. Yeah.

That's insane, man. Well, shit. Hope everything else is going good. Hope you guys are doing well. Had a good weekend.

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It's real shit, man.

Dude, these people have censored information that would have saved people's lives because they thought they knew better. These people censored fucking Ivermectin, which would have saved who knows how many lives. They've lied about all this shit, about this That's the election shit that's coming out now, that all of a sudden, they were lying about the election. All of this shit, the vaccine shit, all of this shit they did because they felt like they were with the fucking narrative. And bro, they're going to pay. Listen, whatever it is, man, I have not a one ounce of mercy for these people. Who the fuck do you think you are that you're going to fucking regulate what the fucking truth is through fucking your little power job that you got from sucking dicks through your Ivy League school, running around with your fucking flags, acting like you're educated when really you're an indoctrinated moron.

That's 100% what it is, man.

I'm fucking done with them, dude. You guys need to make a big fucking deal about what they did to my page. That's a big fucking deal. That's a big fucking deal. I didn't do anything. It's not like I got caught saying some shit that wasn't with their terms and conditions or anything. They fucking saw something they thought they could get me on, and they fucking did it. They've been waiting on it. That's right. And if they can do that to me, they can fucking do it to you, and they can do it to anybody.

Well, guys, let's get into some cruising, man. Before we get to our headlines, our dumb asses of the day. Our headline reads, Botanists are scouring the US-Mexico border to document a forgotten ecosystem split by a giant wall. So what Stay with me here, okay? I'm not sure I'm dumb enough to. So near the towering border wall flanked by a US Border Patrol vehicle, Botanist Sula Vanderplank, heard a quail in the scrub yell, Yelp, quote, Chicago, which, ironically, is the same noise that the illegal aliens make when they're crossing the border. The birds use to signal they are separated from a mate or group. Then silence. A quail on the Mexican side called back, triggering a back and forth soundtrack that was both fitting and heartbreaking in an ecosystem split by an artificial barrier. There's a group of botanists, about a of them. They all got together.

Between all of them, they have not enough brains to figure this out?

Bro, so they're concerned about the ecosystem, about the wall, and all the surrounding plants.

So what about all the other walls and houses and fences and shit all over the world? Are those immune? Are quails not able to... Can quails not fucking fly over the wall? Are these special quails that can't fucking Why? They discovered a new fucking species of quail, bro. Lightless quail. Yeah.

They're running around with their iPhones, and they're taking pictures and documenting all the species.

This is how fucking stupid people are, bro. Hold on. This is how dumb these motherfuckers really are.

It just reminded me of this meme, right? It's like the dog sitting in the burning house and This is fine. It's like everything... That's the part that I got to give them credit to these leftist people, man, because the world's on fucking fire.

They're wearing my fucking quails.

But there's still time to stop and smell the coca leaves.

Bro, listen. These people are fucking delusional. Bro. They're delusional. Bro, they've been indoctrinated into a system of complete lies about everything. Everything they think they know is a lie. They think carbon dioxide is bad for the environment. What the fuck do you think green shit breathes in? What do you think that does?

Bro, I remember it's like a little poster. You learn in third grade.

Yeah, it's like a...

It's a cycle.

Yeah.

They just focused on the menstrual.

Bro, these people are just dumb as fuck. They're just dumb.

Yeah. They've been dying.

It must be nice to have all your basic needs taken care of to where you could worry about botany. You know what I'm saying? I wonder who's paying these. Oh, that's us.

That's our shit.

We're paying for their sandwiches and their fucking avocado toast. I forgot. I mean, look at their fucking faces. Like, your faces look fucking stupid. Me, well-Look at that one in the middle, bro.

We're getting fucking invaded.

Hold on, go back. Look at that one in the middle, bro. Yeah. Like you... I'm sorry, dude. They all got the same fucking stupid ass hat. They got the hats? They all got the same hat.

That's part of the uniform, man. Everybody knows you're not a botanist unless you have one.

These fucking idiots. They look like they haven't... How long do you think it was between their last shower and this picture?

It's been a minute.

At least a week. At least a week. You could tell by that greasy hair.

Yeah, it started producing the natural oil.

Her hair smells. I could smell it from here. Bro, I can't stand these people. These people are the reason that all this shit... These are the same people that will speak confidently about fucking geopolitical issues and fly their fucking Ukraine flags and their fucking George Floyd and all this shit. That's the same people.

Whatever it is this week. Yeah.

Like, these people are dumb. They're morons. The fucking quail can't fly over the fucking wall. Fucking quail.

And it's yelling, Chicago.

There's a fucking group of dudes right there that are thinking about raping you, and they might if you didn't look like such a fucking weirdo.

That's what it was, but that wasn't a bird saying that shit.

That was the fucking... That was the migrants.

They probably fucking would have... Hey, Chicago, Chicago. Sula, did you hear that? I think the bird's communicating.

Fucking idiot. It must be sad to kick it over to the other side of the... It must be an invisible barrier up there.

New York City, that's what the other ones just said. Are you here in New York?

I'm You know whose fault it is, though?

White people.

Fucking. And Trump.

Oh, it's Trump. Yeah, for sure.

It's 50% white people and 50% Trump. 100%. White men, specifically.

Oh, man. I love it. Nice little start, man. Let's just keep it moving because there's some other stuff happening. Guys, remember- Bro, what is it with these people that talk so confidently about the things they know?

About anything? Yeah. It's like you're a little moron.

I don't know, man.

Look what I found. That's what I hear when I look at that picture. Look.

This plant's actually native. It's a native member. It's vegan, too. It's vegan. It's a vegan plant. Oh, yeah, they're all vegan. Are they eating the species that they find?

Of course. They don't correlate. That's the one thing about vegans that really irritates the fuck out of me.

What's that?

They all want to eat plants and shit. Plants are alive, too.

Fucking animals, man.

Why don't you guys just do us a favor and stop eating forever? The problem will take care of itself.

The horses are cool, though. Apparently, there's wild horses that roam the border down there.

Yeah, probably separating the families of horses.

The horses and the mules, not the drug mules, just the actual mules.

Yeah, it's getting real for the horses. I feel bad for the horses because I got to be around those people. Yeah, bro.

It's real shit. It's real, man. Well, guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, or videos, go to andyfricella. Com. You guys can find them link there. With that being said, you want to get into our first headline? Yeah. Headline number one. Headline number one reads, Iranian President Ibrahim Razi, the Butcher of Tehran, killed in helicopter crash in remote region. Now, this is an interesting one. Of course, we got some supporting evidence and stuff going on here. Let's try to paint the picture. This article reads, Iran's hardline President, Ibrahim Razi, was killed when a helicopter carrying the revealed leader, known as the Butcher of Tehran, crashed in the remote region of the country Sunday, officials and state media said. Now, Razi, who is 63, his foreign minister and the other passengers were found dead after the rescuers discovered the helicopter crash site early Monday. State news agency, Mir, reported, All passengers of the helicopter carrying the Iranian President and Foreign Minister Were martyred. Supreme Leader Ali Kamini, who holds ultimate power with the final say on foreign policy in Iran's nuclear program, said first vice President Mohamed Mokbar would take over as interim President.

The state's IRNA news agency reported, I announced five days of public mourning and offer my condolences to the dear people of Iran, Kamini said in a statement. A senior Iranian official had earlier confirmed that Razi was killed in the wreck after state media reported there was, quote, no sign of life at the crash site. Now, everybody has jumped in. A lot of world leaders have jumped in offering their condolences. Messages of condolences have been pouring in from Iran's allies, including the leaders of Saudi Arabia, Syria, Egypt, the UAE, Qatar, Jordan, Iraq, and Pakistan. Russian President Vladimir Putin called Razi, quote, a true friend of Russia, while Indian Prime Minister Naderata Modi said he was, quote, deeply shocked and saddened. Now, let's check in with whatever people say. Israel, for example. Israel, they took the OJ approach, saying, quote, It wasn't us. That was the fun part. That was an official statement, and that's all it was. It wasn't us.

It I'm sorry, guys. You know what that means?

Them niggas did it.

They killed that man, man.

Yeah, they did.

They killed him.

Yeah, they jumped in on there. Now, interestingly enough, Iran. A former Iranian official partly blames United States and our sanctions for the helicopter crash that killed its president.

Yeah, but only the white men.

Right.

And Trump.

And Trump. Iran's former Foreign Minister, Mohamed Jivad Zarief, said the US sanctions which prohibit Iran from purchasing US-built aircraft could be partly to blame. In a phone interview with state TV on Monday, Zarief said the sanctions prevent Iran from having good aviation facilities.

That's not our responsibility, motherfucker. Why don't you build your own shit?

It's true.

We need to stop selling any of our shit to any of these fucking fucks.

I'm cool with all of that. But these sanctions, they've been in place since 1979. They were lifted in 2018, I believe, until we found out that they were building more news and put it back in place. That's where they're talking about. Right now, they can't own or have any helicopters or any aircraft that have more than 10% of US-made parts is the sanction, how that plays out.

Well, that might be a good thing with Boeing. Shit, bro.

It's funny you say that. Razi was flying a US-made Bell a 212 helicopter at the time of the crash, state media reported. Iran's official news agency, INRA, said Razi was traveling in a convoy of choppers when his went down near the city of Julfa, about 300 675 miles northwest of Teran. Now, early footage and images of the crash site showed scattered debris and detached helicopter parts, according to the New York Times. Reuters also reported the helicopter was completely burned after it crashed. The crash comes at a time of growing descent with Iran over an array of political, social, and economic crises. Now, a spokesperson for Bell did make a statement, quote, Very unfortunate. That was from Abu Hill, Ibn Clinton Mohamed Tun, made that statement about the...

He's doing good today. Is that your first shot? Did you do that?

I didn't do that one.

Did you do that? No.

Oh, man.

That's your It was weird, isn't it?

No. But in all seriousness, what does this mean? We got the global stage that is currently shifting right up underneath us. So this headline comes Fox News. It says, Iran President will fall in line with Supreme Leader Kamani's support for terror, says ex-CIA official.

Yeah, or his helicopter crash, too.

Right. It says, I think we're going to see the continuation of the general contours of Iranian foreign policy, meaning domestic repression, carrying on support to Hamas and their so-called Axis of Resistance against Israel and the United States, and then fortifying their relationship, their alliance, with this new Axis of tyranny, Russia, China, China, and North Korea. That's from Dan Hoffman, who was a former station chief CIA operator. Andy, with all this stuff happening, man, what's your take on this? What's your 10,000-foot view here? You see anything changing? Is this really going to mean anything?

I don't know, man. It was interesting because the people who are starting to support Russia seem to be starting to get targeted. That guy from Serbia last week got fucking shot like 20 times, and he lived. Now, all of a sudden, this guy crashes in a helicopter.Who's next?Right. It's like, I don't know. I don't see this as a... This doesn't seem like a coincidental thing at all. If it comes out that this was shot down or there were some activity from Israel, it's going to start a big war, which is what we talked about, and it's what they want.

I think the timing of all of this stuff is weird, too. When I say this, I know Iran is not a world leader when it comes to technology and all of this stuff. There's talks of having... This is a photo of the actual helicopter itself here. But it's like...

For a current- Bro, for real? Who the fuck was flying at Old piece of shit.

Yeah, you shouldn't be flying it.

But again- Bro, if that showed up right here today.

You're going to hop in. Fuck, no. I wouldn't let you hop in, bro.

I'm looking at that and I'm saying, Yeah, you guys go ahead.

They didn't land that motherfucker anywhere either. Look at that.

Listen, dude. We got to stop. Here's what I will say. I don't know, but I know this. I bet there's going to be more guys that start falling out because the world cabal is not allowing these people to resist what's going on in Ukraine. And what's going on in Ukraine is not a simple war. I don't know what's going to happen, dude. These people are fucking out of control criminals.

Yeah. It's sad. I mean, there's videos right now, apparently, and there's some weird stuff happening. I saw this. Alex Jones actually tweeted this out. Apparently, none of the weather data, because that was one of the first things they started saying was there was some shit going on with the weather.

Can't find it.

There is zero history. They've deleted- The weather data. All of the data from that day, I don't think, like 24 hours prior to that. I saw that. That's some weird stuff that's definitely happening here.

You But here's what I was going to say, though. The United States needs to stop providing any weapons or any technology or any military equipment to fucking anybody for any reason.

No.

Like, dude, fuck these people. They don't fucking like us. Fuck all these people. Like, dude, any of these motherfuckers, let them build their own shit. Let's see what the fuck you guys could come up with. Oh, it ain't shit, right? Let's be real, dude. The American people People have built more shit and came up with more technology than any other civilization in the history of fucking Earth, okay? And that's not black people. That's not white people. That's American people. And we have to stop giving our technology and our weapons and our this and our that. There's no reason for that other than they want to fund their fucking... They want to line their pockets because of the war profiteering. All right? So that's my point of view. Stop giving these motherfuckers No.

When we're selling it off, it's not even making a fucking dent in the amount. It makes no sense. There's zero sense to do it. There's zero sense. And especially when you look at the fact that a lot of our stuff, when there's time for the new stuff to come out. A lot of the old stuff gets where it goes. It falls in the hands of the same people we call our enemies. How does that happen? That's intentional.

No shit because they want the wars. Look, bro, if these military companies just made military equipment for the United States, then eventually we'd have enough military equipment, and nobody would be able to fuck with us because they didn't have the equipment. So for them to stay in business and make money, they got to sell the equipment over here so they can fight with their equipment against our equipment. Exactly. That's how they make money. And then they kick back the politicians. All the politicians get rich. That's why there's a war in every generation of men. And then they use the war to eliminate and handicap and traumatize the strongest men in each civilization, in each culture. This has been going on for hundreds of years. So all of this is a scam. All of this is bullshit. All of us, peasants, are used to fight these people's wars so they can make money. And that's wrong. These companies shouldn't be selling their equipment over here and then positioning a war so that they can make money and the politicians can get rich while our sons and daughters and brothers and sisters go fucking fight in them.

Fuck that. That's bullshit. The America people and the citizens of the Earth, whether they be in the Middle East or Asia or Western civilization in Europe, whatever. You all need to stand the fuck up and say, We ain't fighting these bullshit wars for you fucks. That's what needs to happen. We need a world revolution of non-compliance.

100%, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's go check something out. Let's do it. Where's that coin at?

It's right here.

What's it on?

It says Mercy. Okay, we'll see.

We'll see what we got. We cruised the I'm good at it on this one. This comment comes from at Noltec Nomad. There's plenty of money to help Americans and help our allies. The problem is, Republicans block every single program intended to help Americans. Then they use their work, hurting Americans, to say we should help others. Actually, this is what this guy looks like.

I'm guaranteed. Actually. Anyway, what do we got on this?

I don't know.

You're fucking... This guy's brain doesn't work. You shouldn't be allowed on the internet. You honestly shouldn't be allowed to fucking talk to anybody because you're still fucking stupid. You don't even know how stupid you are. Actually? Yeah. Actually. There's plenty money to help Americans and our allies. Yeah. All right. So we should all work our entire... First of all, look at this guy's thumbnail. This guy doesn't even fucking work. He doesn't even file taxes. No, this is legit shit. This is the problem. These fucking losers don't pay any money into the tax system, and then they talk about all this shit. No, there's not plenty of money to help every American and our ally because we get taxed at over 50% of our fucking income, asshole. Okay? What are country do they tax their citizens into poverty to send them money elsewhere? None. Where is our aid? Where's our tax dollars from fucking Kuwait? Where's our shit coming in? Where's our grids? Okay, so this dude is so fucking stupid, he can't even realize that all we would have to do to fix the situation with Americans is stop sending our fucking money over there and stop taxing Americans into poverty because we're not sending the money over there.

All right? But people don't think like this because they don't pay tax, so they can't think of it. They can't think, Oh, man, life would be so much easier if I only paid 10% all in tax. They don't think that way because they don't fucking work and they don't contribute. All right? There's no reason for us to send a tax dollar of any amount to anywhere but here until this place looks like fucking the greatest place that's ever existed, man, ever in the history of Earth. So So, dude- To his point on the Republican shit, too. Yeah, it's the Republican's fault. It's the Democrats' fault. You're so fucking stupid. You don't even know they're the same fucking people.

Not only that, bro, but the problem is, where people don't get... It's these fucking massive bills that they push through, too. You got this bill, 2003. And on the surface, everybody's like, Oh, well, it's whatever. You fill in a blank abortion law, whatever you want to fill in. But they don't tell you that on page 5,000 out of 7,000, $200 million is going to fucking do botany research at the border.

Which ain't even going to them. A million dollars is going to them, and $199 million is finding its way back to Democrat fucking packs, bro.

Exactly.

There's a reason why the Democrat Party is funded at 10 times the amount of the Republican Party. Okay? To sit here and say this is Republicans and Democrats issue at this point in time is such an ignorant statement. Like, bro, go back to doing your Jägerbombs in your fucking shitty bar and shut the fuck up. You ain't ever paid taxes. You're not paying taxes. You shouldn't have a say in anything about our financial or any of the rules that we vote on here in America unless you pay taxes. I don't care if you're a woman. I don't care if you're a man. I don't care if you're gay. I don't care if you're straight. I don't give a fuck how old you are. If you're filing a tax return in that fucking year, then you should be able to vote. And if you don't, fuck you. There's plenty of money to send and help our allies. We don't have any allies, dumbass. That's the lie. None of those people like us. What do they do for us? Where are they when we're in trouble? Oh, nowhere. We're only there when they're in trouble. Oh, they got a fucking...

The people are uprising. We go in and kill the people. Well, no one tells you that the people are uprising because the government's doing the same shit to them. They do to us even worse. That's real shit, man. Fuck, dude. These people are fucking stupid. If you're that stupid, don't comment on my post. Holy shit.

This next one comes from at Rage Against Dim Machine. Yeah. All right, Andy, what does a horse tiger say?

Nothing.

Nigger.

Did you write that? I know that's your favorite word. You definitely wrote that. That's what I got.

I did. Not B. Gloved and fit.

I got no comment.

All right, then our third and final comment, guys, comes from at drewPutnam83. For anyone not on the distribution list. There is a Real American Freedom merch dropping Wednesday, the 22nd.

That is true, and you would know if they hadn't suspended me off the internet. But there is a Real American Freedom merch drop this Wednesday, the 22nd of May at 07:00 PM central time, and it's awesome. We got a lot of new shit. You would already know this if these people weren't persecuting and oppressing me for my voice.

Now you know what it feels like.

I know. I'm done. I'm done.

That's it.

All right, dude, how about this fucking-Which one? How about this fucking guy? Let's send our money to... Are you dumb?

Actually?

Let's fucking work our asses off and send our money to fucking you, Cri. No. Who says that? Oh, this guy. Wildman 2000 there in his fucking...

He looks like he'd be a good time.

I'm sure he's fun to drink with. If you can get past this dumb shit, he's going to say.

Yeah, and the smell. I'm sure he's... It can't be good.

Listen, man.

He looks like a bottle of.

I just can't stand people that say dumb ass shit unless it's me or you. Then I like that. But if it's us, that's different. If it's this guy-He means it. Yeah, I mean it, too, but that's different. I'll give myself a pass. What's wrong with that? We all do it. All you motherfuckers do it, too. You get mad of people for saying dumb shit, and then you say dumb shit all day long. I just happen to do it for a living.

I still pay my taxes. That's right.

Motherfucker, I pay taxes. I'm going to say what the fuck I want. You say whatever you want. Motherfucker, you don't. Because if you did, you wouldn't be saying, Let's spend their money to our ally.

Oh, man.

Tell me who our allies are, smart guy.

It's all lies.

Tell me what the fuck they do for us. They don't do shit. And by the way, they print as much money as they want. So why the fuck are they taxing us the way they do? It's to keep us controlled and to keep us from becoming affluent and to keep us from becoming powerful and to keep us consumed in our basic needs every single day, worrying about what we're going to eat, how we're going to pay rent, how we're going to bills. It is a mechanism of control. If you haven't figured that out yet, smart guy, fuck.

Guys, we appreciate you, man. We appreciate you guys for being real-ass fans. Make sure you guys keep liking it.

Even the dumb ones.

Even the dumb ones.

Give me good ammunition. Bro, I'm just saying, how fucking stupid are you? They print whatever they want. They print whatever they want. And you guys can't figure out that paying fucking taxes is a way to keep us under their fucking thumb? No.

We didn't pay taxes in 1912.

No shit. And if we hadn't paid taxes from then till now, think what the country would fucking look like. Bro, tax should be abolished completely. Well, not completely. There should be a minimum tax, but it should be like 10%.

Guys, we appreciate you for being real-ass fans. Keep liking, commenting, subscribing, and sharing. That being said, let's get to headline number 2. Let's check him with Biden. This is an interesting one.

I'm going to send my money to the fucking.

I read, Several Morehouse College students turned their backs on Biden during commencement address. This was an interesting one. Multiple students at Morehouse College turned their backs on President Biden during his commencement speech address in Atlanta Sunday, as support for the 81-year-old Commander-in-Chief among Black Voters, plunges. Biden's speech at the historic Black All-Mill College marked the first time he has set foot on campus since mass anti-Israel protests erupted at schools across the country. I support peaceful, non-violent protest, he told the graduates, as several turned around to face away from the President. Quote, your voices should be heard. I promise you, I hear them, he insisted to the students, many of whom had a... What is that? Kfefeia? I'm assuming one of their- Yeah, traditional scarf. Yeah, associated with the Palestinians draped over their shoulders. Here's a clip.

A day earned, not given. We gather on this Sunday morning Because if we were in church, perhaps it would be this reflection. It would be a reflection about resurrection and redemption. Remember, Jesus was buried on Friday, and it was Sunday. On Sunday, he rose again. But we don't talk enough about Saturday when his disciple- Why is this guy even talking about religion or Jesus or anything?

Bro, it's the Black tour. He has to do it.

First of all, he is... Okay. Second of all, that's cultural appropriation.

Everybody knows Jesus died on Friday.

No, I'm talking about them wearing another pair of scarfs. That's true.

I could see that. Yeah, that's true.

White people like rap. It's cultural appropriation. Black women wear a blonde wig. Totally cool.

I think it's true.

Not that I have a problem with any of it because I love rap music.

I like blonde wigs.

I'm just saying they look nice.

But if this was this- Got to keep an even playing field, man. Equal.

Yeah, wear your scarf, but don't be pointing your finger and saying cultural appropriation. That's real. I'm just being real. I'm fucking tired. Listen, there is no more double standard with me.

You got to call it out.

No, no. Listen, we're not doing that shit no more. This is 2024. Fuck you. Okay? We're going to say the truth. We're going to say what the fuck it is. We're not going to hear this fucking bullshit at us when you all do the same thing. We're equal, we're Americans, we're going to live by the same rules. That's what the fuck we're going to do.

I like it. Yeah. I like it.

We're going to laugh at each other, make fun of each other, hang out together, and we ain't going to fucking feel ashamed because you point your finger and say some bullshit that you turn around and do yourself. We ain't doing it. No. I'm done being polite about it, too. It ain't right.

No, it's not. But not only that, he obviously didn't get no love at the graduation. Very low collapse and things like that. But it wasn't just at Morehouse where he didn't get love.

He probably fucking walked off the stage and started talking shit on those guys.

Yeah, no shit.

You know what I'm saying?

I guarantee you, bro, you know those They need to mic his ass up.

I guarantee it, dude. You see those motherfuckers? I guarantee it. You didn't say that, though. You know what he said?

Naggers.

He fucking definitely said that. I guarantee you.

But, bro, he got no love from the entire city.

He probably said, Look at them, they ain't Black.

They got a good football team here.

He walks out, You all like some fried chicken? I got some.

Yeah, that's probably what he said. We got refreshments in the hallways.

Dude, no shit. Bro, can you imagine him in a staff meeting? What do you think What do you think they eat? I don't know. What do you think they eat? Let's grab some cornflakes.Cornflakes? Yeah.

Because we can't afford the frost. A poverty joke. No.

You are below our poverty line. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. You don't know cornflakes? No. Because you can't afford the... You got to put sugar. All right.

No, we used to do that.

Yeah, it's real shit.

But that one, why? We got the ones with the sugar, with extra sugar.

Oh, yeah. Just diabetes. I remember my first bowl of fruit loops because before then, it was just fruit circles. That's what we had.

You never had no real fruit loops.

Don't lie. I have fruit loops. You had fruit loops. I bought them my own. No, they call them fruit circles.

Fruit circles? Yeah. Would you... When you first start getting paid, you're upgrading your fruit loops?

Yeah.

Our cereal came- If I come to your house, what do you got?

We got some Special K in that bitch. I'd like Honeynut Chirios. Honeynut Chips is all right. But they got the oak clusters in them.

That's not bad. They're pretty good. You got to be careful with those, though. You eat too many of those.

Yeah, my milk fucks me up. I don't really eat cereal like that.

Cereal is pretty good with no milk.

Yeah.

Just dry?

Yeah. I had a white lady before. She...

What?

What?

She put water on it?

No. I was about to say no. No, that's fucking disgusting.

No, it ain't. It's actually pretty good. I did it before. Water? It's not bad. Okay. It's not bad because all the sugar gets mixed in there anyway.

Not a whole lot of flavor. I get it.

It's right on brand. Yeah, that's right. No salt, no pepper. It tastes like boiled chicken.

No, but she made fried chicken, but she used the cereal. She used cornflakes as the bread. I've had that.

Yeah.

That's good stuff. And bake it.

That shit's good. White people like raisin brand.

Raisin brand. You like raisin brand?

We put it on our chicken.

You like Muesli? You know what it's called, Muesli? Muesli.

I like the Kellogg's Two Scoops.

What the fuck is that?

Two scoops of raisins. Come on, man. The Kellogg's cereal, bro. You thought we were playing? What the fuck? I actually like raisin brand, too. Yeah, you don't know they got two scoops of fucking raisins?

But I like the granola clusters. I like granola.

I like the two scoops because it's better than one scoop of raisins. What? Joe, you know what I'm talking about. Is Kellogg's raisin brand the shit or what? Yes.

Okay.

You got to try some. That's your raisin, motherfucker. You got to try some, dude. I know you like raisins. Show that fucking tan line over there.

I'm hurting right now, bro.

No, bro. See, there's... That's your mom's side up there.

Don't let him fool you. Half Half of him- I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Oh, straight to jail. That's where it goes.

You want to see where DJ's white side is, black side? It hurts. It hurts. That looks like it fucking hurts.

It fucking hurts, man.

It's hurting. You're going to have that all summer, dude. That ain't going away.

Peeling like a banana.

You got it. You're fucked for the summer. That ain't going to even out.

No, I'm playing on it. That's all right. People think I work.

No, they don't. No.

But back to this real quick. Biden, he had no love from the entire city of Atlanta, actually. It wasn't just Morehouse. Biden mocked for apparent small showing of supporters in Dem City, quote, Nobody cared. Critics on social media dragged President Biden over video footage showing what appeared to be a small showing of supporters greeting the President's motorcade in the deep blue city of Atlanta, Where he held a- Allegedly Deep Blue. Allegedly.

Allegedly Deep Blue.

Allegedly. Where he held a fundraising event and delivered Morehouse College's commencement speech. It says, If a presidential motorcade passes through town, but absolutely nobody cares, did it really pass through town? Rnc research asked in a follow-up question, accompanied by video footage showing largely empty streets dotted with some people filming the motor car. Here's a clip. No applause.

81 million votes, baby. 81 million See, this is the important shit to pay attention to. It's very indicative of the actual support that each one of these people has. If you would have paid attention in 2020, you would have seen this in 2020. But people were distracted by COVID. They were distracted by the 6 feet of social distance thing, which, by the way, came out this weekend, that it was completely made up. They admitted it was made up. They used that 6 feet of social distance to their advantage by not allowing people to witness or come to Biden's speeches or his rallies or anything. Remember, they were doing them in high school gymnasiums and shit. All the while, Trump's out there with 100,000 people for 30 days straight. You guys legitimately think this motherfucker won the election in 2020? That was a coup. We're dealing with a fucking rogue government. We're dealing with a fucking government that That is compromised through foreign adversaries. The proof is on that Hunter Biden laptop. This guy is compromised by China by foreign interests. That's why all this shit is happening. That's why the border's open. That's why our currency is being devalued.

And massively inflated intentionally. That's why we're in these conflicts. That's why we have all this crime in these cities. These people's mission is to destroy this country, and they stole an election in 2020, and now we're dealing with the consequences. And a lot of you guys wouldn't hear it. You would say, Oh, that's bullshit. How is it possible that Trump gets 100,000 people to show up at his events? Day after day after day, this guy can't get fucking 20.

20 people.

20 people, not 20,000.

I'm not going to say 20 people.

That's not possible. And anybody who thinks it's possible, they're fucking brain dead.

That's only like 10 they/thens, bro.

Listen, it was a fucking... Yeah, no shit. It was a coup, bro. It was a fucking coup.

Bro, well, fuck these people, man. Listen, the guy didn't do it, but let him tell it. George is the reason he's President right now.

Yeah, because you cheated the fucking- He fucking stole it. Motherfucker, you fucking broke the water pipe, quote unquote. We all went to bed. Trump's winning in every single fucking swing state. We all wake up. Oh, Biden's Oh, and then you can't question it. Oh, and then let's put anybody who question in jail with no charges for four fucking years. You guys better wake up, dude.

Yeah, it's sad, man. I want to show this last little clip. Like I said, he's in Atlanta, which is, I want to say it's a majority Black. It's a pretty big... I mean, it's a lot of Black people there. Let's just say the crime rate's high. Is it?

I've always I love Atlanta. I thought like-The crime rate? No. Is the crime rate... It's not like St. Louis.

I mean, it's up there. Is it? Yeah, Atlanta's hot. There's a lot of LGBTQ I see people there, too.

I don't know. Every time I've been in Atlanta, it's been nice.

Yeah, they're like undercover cops, though. You don't know.

I don't know.

But yeah, so he's in Atlanta, and then he makes these. So he goes to Morehouse, which is the HBCU. We've covered that. But before, guess where he went before that, Andy? He's got to stop at the NCAA. Cp?

The NCAA.

The NAACP. He's got to stop there. But I want you guys to see this. See this clip. Okay, this is him. And just watch this, dude, man. Just watch this.

Georgia Democrats, please join me in giving a warm welcome to the 46th President of the United States of America.

He has no fucking clue what's happening.

No.

He has a debate in about a month.

Yeah.

There's no fucking way.

These people are the most... We've been saying this for years, and now it's finally like people are starting to finally to figure it out. But these are the most racist fucking people on the planet for real. You guys like to point the finger and say racism because someone makes a joke or says something. But real racism is fucking actual oppression of people. And what's been going on in this country for decades is that they have somehow convinced Black people that Democrats are the only people with their interest in mind. That is not the case. These people have a track record. They have a history. They are the party of the KKK. The radical Republicans are the party that freed the slaves in this country. And somewhere along the line, the narrative got changed. And Black people have to wake up and they have to realize and they have to look at the track record of the Democrats that they continue to vote for. Every two years, every four years, these Democrats come into your cities and they promise they're going to do all these things for you, and they do none of them. They say they're going to fund the schools, fix the infrastructure, take care of all these problems, squash crime, etc.

They don't do any of that. In fact, they fund the projects that they promise and then funnel the money back to themselves, all the while coming by every two in four years to say the same story. The Republicans are racist. White people are racist. We're the party that stands with you. And if you don't vote for us, you ain't fucking Black. So all you got to do is pay attention, guys. These people fucking hate you. Democrats hate fucking Black people. It's not even a one inch off of that mark. That is exactly what the fuck they think. That's why Joe Biden goes to these Black families with fried chicken. That's why he says shit like, You ain't Black. And Black people in America need to wake the fuck up. We are Americans. We are not Black Americans, White Americans, Indian Americans, blah, blah, blah, blah, Americans, they divide us at every single point of contention for their benefit. For this to ever get changed, the Black culture in this country has to wake up and realize who the real enemy is. If you look back over the past 50 years and look at the actual facts of what Democrats have done to the Black communities, the answer will be very clear.

If you vote for Democrats and you're Black, you are making a very poor decision for yourself and for your community. And for your culture. And that's the truth.

So, Facts Managers, guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, headline number 3. Check it with our buddy. This is a real buddy. Headline reads, New Jersey Court throws out 80 charges against brave gym owner defying Governor Murphy's tyrannical lockdown orders. Suck my dick, Phil Murphy.

I can confirm that he He actually said that.

Oh, he actually said it.

That's an accurate quote.

He actually said it. Ian Smith, this bearded- Savage. Hemoth man.

Look at that. Look at that hat he's got.

That's old school right there.

It's one of the originals.

I remember when he sent you this picture when he was fucking signing this. It's one of the originals. Yeah. Fucking Ian, man. Look at this guy. He's awesome. Ian Smith, co-owner of Attila's Gym in Belmont, New Jersey, has achieved a monumental victory. A New Jersey court has dismissed all 80 charges against him. Charges that stemmed from his bold decision to reopen his gym in direct defiance of Democrat governor Phil Murphy's tyrannical COVID-19 lockdown orders. The saga began in May of 2020, when Smith reopened the Tillis gym, challenging the Murphy administration's mandates, which he and his supporters argue are unconstitutional and detrace detrimental to small businesses. The confrontation escalated in July of 2020, when police officers forcefully arrested Smith after he continually violated the state's shutdown orders. Here's a video from that arrest.

Yeah, you guys had arrested him. You should be fucking ashamed of yourselves. I know you're all still out there.

They shouldn't even have their jobs. No, fuck no.

Oh, We're just doing our job, man. This is what they told us to do. Yeah. That's how fucking- Not my orders, man. That's how genocides happen, you fucking pussies. How do you fucking learn to stand the fuck up to this fucking bullshit? You took an oath to not do this shit. I'm just following my orders.

Yeah. So the state's aggressive response to not end with the arrest. In a controversial move, Governor Murphy and his administration seized $165,000 from the GEM's accounts. Funds that Smith claims were amassed through donations and apparel sales to support the GEM's legal battles. This act was a punitive strike meant to cripple the GEM financially and serve as a stern warning to others who might consider similar defiance. Governor Murphy seised 100% of our assets today, 165K, all of which came from donations and apparel sales. This is done in the middle of an ongoing litigation, defending ourselves against these fines, our 80 charges, the revocation of our business license, and the Unconstitutional Health Department shutdown. This was never about protection. It was always about control, said Smith in a video statement in January of 2021. This is what he tweeted out. Just talking about this case, he tweeted this out, and of course, ending it with, Suck my dick, Phil Murphy. I like what he says here, too. He's more updating. There's still some more updates. I think they're trying to go after the court fees and all that stuff now. But he says, Nobody is coming to save you.

Save yourself. Spit on your hands and hoist the Black flag. No quarter.

Suck my dick, Phil Murphy.

Quote, Ian Smith and DJ.

And Andy. And Andy. Fuck you, Phil Murphy. I don't know if you want Phil Murphy sucking your dick, though, man. Bro. He's got fucking snaggled teeth. Bro, what is that? Yeah, he'll fuck your shit up.

Why does he look like a Rothschild?

Because he probably is.

Doesn't he? Like real shit.

He looks like one of them. Bro, the guy's such a fucking douchebag.

He looks English.

He's a fucking douchebag.

No, dude, you This guy's out of control.

I hope he ensues the fuck out of him.

Yeah, he should.

Everybody who did this shit, who dealt with this, should be suing these people nonstop. Look at that fucking bitch-ass cop.

I love how his beard's just under the man. I love it. Dude, that's a wild time, man. It's a wild time. It's still a wild time today, man, because, again, we talk about all the time, but people so often or so quickly can just forget about the shit. That video, bro, I remember when they fucking locked them up. You know what I'm saying? They arrested them. People forget all the BS that was done during these times, man. It's just insane. Because they can switch your focus over to something else, make you wave that flag and get your mind off of what actually happened, man. That stuff happened. It was real stuff. It's interesting because now there is seem to be a massive change in soon. We've already covered the vaccine stuff, and I'm not going to beat the horse covering that stuff. We've already covered that stuff. There's still a lot of stuff developing with that. But one of the biggest updates that we do need to address, this headline comes from New York Post. The headline reads, Elon Musk demands charges against Anthony Fauci after NIH comes clean on funding gain of function research.

So this just came out. Elon Musk demanded the arrest and prosecution of Dr. Anthony Fauci on Friday after the NIH came clean to Congress and admitted Funding Risky Gain of Function Research in Wuhan, China, prior to the outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic there. Cotecute Fauci, the billionaire CEO of Tesla, and ex Elon Musk. He posted that out with the headline sick lies. What happened was NIH Principal Deputy Director Lawrence Tabak confessed Thursday at a House subcommittee hearing that the US government had indeed funded dangerous research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, which modified back coronaviruses shortly before the outbreak began in late 2019. Dr. Tabak, Did NIH fund gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology through Manhattan-based nonprofit EcoHealth Alliance, asked Representative Debbie Leszko out of Arizona of the Select Subcommittee on the coronavirus pandemic. It depends on your definition of gain of function research, Tabic answered. If you're speaking about the generic term, yes, we did. Tabic answers conflicts with Fauci several fiery denials. The NIH has not ever and does not now fund gain of function research in the Wuhan Institute of Vyrology. Fauci, now 83, testified to Congress in May of 2021, which he testified many of times under oath, saying they didn't do it.

Yeah, when he did do it.

They absolutely did it. There was emails.

Oh, by the way, you and I fucking talked about this in June of on the podcast.

Here we are, four years later now. Why would all of this information be coming out now? What's the importance of this shit coming out now? Is it because there's an election? Is it because they're going to do whatever they got to do to get the other guy out? Yep.

Not only that, I'll further what Elon's saying. Every single one of these people who not just lied but didn't tell the truth should be prosecuted and executed. Every single one of them. This fucking ruined people's lives. This should be over for them. One of my best friends had to watch his dad die on fucking Zoom. There were millions of people that had to do that. How many businesses were closed? How many lives financially ruined? Look at the state of the world now because of what they did then. These motherfuckers are smugly walking around. Then the people who knew the truth, they were arrogant enough to think the truth was never going to come out. The truth is going to come out more and more and more. As we see it come out more and more and more, there's going to be more rats that jump ship. This was fucking treason. It was crimes against humanity, and the punishment for crimes against humanity should be death. That is my opinion.

100%, man. I was seeing something the other day.

If you fucking know what happened, you better come out now because this is coming out. It's coming out, dude. If you don't fucking come out and tell the truth, you're probably going to be held accountable with the people who fucking did it.

That's the thing, man. I saw this thing the other day. They were talking about... Because everybody's now They're on this bandwagon talking about the cancer rates are up, right? Because they were bringing up that Kate Middleton shit again. The thing is, it's like, okay, you could argue the vaccine and shit. Okay, cool. That very well be a real thing, right? But here's the reality. If we go back three years ago, do you know how many cancer screenings they canceled or denied people from doing because of this COVID shit? That's right. It's not that the rates are sporadically high now. No, they were not screening these fucking people. Now, these people are three years later. It could be both, right? That's what I'm saying. But now, here we are three years later. These people were denied to get cancer screenings. It's fucked up, man. It's fucked up. These people deserve the ultimate punishment, man. The ultimate punishment with zero mercy, man.

Zero mercy. Anybody who organized it, anybody who went along with it. I'm not talking about people who were manipulated on the ground level. I'm not talking about your average neighbor who fucking flies the current thing flag who's just dumb. Okay? He's just dumb. I'm not talking about the person. Bro, they got to pay their own price. These people went and got this fucking... In my opinion, I consider those people the biggest victims of this because those people believed everything these people said, and they went out and got this shot. Now, a lot of them are sick. A lot of them are fucking dying. A lot of them are terrified that they're going to get sick or die. I mean, dude, think about walking around the rest of your life being like, Holy shit. Fuck. What did I do? You see what I'm saying? And that's not what I'm talking about. But the people in the media who fucking lied, the people in the government who fucking lied, the people in these organizations the NIH, the WHO, World Economic Forum, who fucking lied and orchestrated this, they deserve death. They deserve death penalty. When all this shakes out and all this truth comes out, that is the punishment that the people should be pushing for for these people.

That's the truth.

Yeah, 100% man. Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think.

If we don't demand accountability, there will be no accountability. You guys should be fucking very openly vocal about what the fuck should be the punishment for these people. And think about what they did. They didn't make a mistake. No, this was no accident. They did what we told you they did for the last four and a half years. They fucking orchestrated it. They built it. They released it. They put it out. It caused all kinds of major disruptions and problems for people, including costing people their lives, killing their families, killing their businesses, killing the fucking economy in America. Okay? You're Millions of businesses will never reopen that were open for fucking decades. Families were destroyed. People are still sick. They're walking around with this shit. This was crimes against humanity. The death rate according to insurance companies, which do not fucking lie because their insurance premiums depend on it, and they want to pay out the least amount possible. And when you look at the overall death rate across all ages over the last two years, it is up nearly 40 % for all-cause death rates across the globe. What does that tell you? This was crimes against fucking humanity, bro, and these people need to be held accountable, for real.

And this going to prison or getting a slap on the wrist, no. They need to be made an example of so that for the next fucking 500 years, nobody even thinks about this. I don't even think it should be death. I think it should be torturous death, like quartering them, pulling their bodies apart, dissecting them, because it has to be so brutal and so fucking fear-inducing that people will never do this again.

I don't even think about it. I don't even think about doing it. Real shit, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation.

And Fauci's running around with that smug-ass face. He's on the cover of Vanity Fair sitting by a shitty-ass pool like he's some sex. People are calling him the sexiest man alive. Man, this is fucking bullshit. And if you want accountability, you all better start calling for it.

It's real shit, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. We have Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it, and we get one of those two options. With that being said, our Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck headline reads, Inside the Disasterous Bluey-themed Event that Left Parents Outraged and Children in Tears at Las Vegas Restaurant. Now, you probably- What is Bluey? Yeah, you don't know what Bluey is. I don't know. Joe, you know what Bluey is? Is that a kid's thing? It's a kid's thing, right? And these kids go fucking crazy over this thing. Over that thing? I actually like him. He's cool. That? Yeah, that's Bluey.

I'm a motherfucker, I could draw that.

Yeah. No, it's a good show. It's a good show. If you're looking at it, if you're out there clean, nothing too crazy in there, Bluey's it.Not.

Doing any weird shit?No.

Weird shit. It's a cool little show, man. I like this little dance moves and shit. It's Cool. But for some reason, bro, both my girls, they're in fucking love with this thing. It's on every fucking day. So this restaurant, a restaurant in Las Vegas, has issued an apology after a Bluey-themed event went all wrong, ruining the day of parents and children alike. Popular restaurant change Dirt Dog put on a free event on May 11th that advertised games, treats, face painting, and the chance to meet Bluey, the extremely popular Australian children's cartoon dog. However, the operation began heading south when some 3,000 people responded to the restaurant's Facebook event, and staff were left entirely overwhelmed, with hundreds of parents and children lined up down the block to meet Bluey. Much to the disappointment of those guests, when they made it to the front of the line, they were greeted by a guy in a onesie.

What? Can you picture this?

They were greeted by a guy in a onesie as described by one off-put customer. Here's a clip. Here's a clip.

A local restaurant says they wanted their own family-friendly day with cartoon character Bluey. They expected a few dozen people in Regular's. Thousands RSVP'd. Hundreds of families were left fuming and say kids were disappointed. The restaurant spoke to Fox 5 and says they want to say sorry to all the families, and they underestimated the power of Bluey. When I saw him, my sick more than him. I was mad. What did he look like the cartoon? Did he look like on TV? No, he looked like unexpected. We could see her's beard. Sophia and other kids had the same reaction. The The way they expected was not who greeted them. On the left, this is a photo a parent took at an event with the popular cartoon character Bluey. On the right, it's a staff member of Dirt Dog in a makeshift Bluey costume. The kids were distraught. Some kids were crying. Some kids were upset, crying in their parents' shoulders. 3,000 people RSVPed on the Facebook event. Crowds poured in for hours. There were lines outside in the heat. Inside, concerns about capacity. From the face painting to baked goods, many parents say they were underwhelmed, and the free stuff got snatched up quickly.

How could you do that to- This nigga got J's off. To little kids? It was a very upsetting moment to see so many kids, especially my daughter, just- Bro, Ryan would have been pissed. Bro, what- Why they do that to me? Is it what the fuck you guys do with kids? Why they do that to the kids?

Hold on, bro.

There's zero fucking chance that if I had kids, I'm taking them some shit like that.

They didn't know it was going to be like that.

There's 3,000 people, bro. You're waiting in line to see a guy in a fucking costume. It doesn't matter how good or bad the costume is.

Hey, listen, Bluey is a big deal, man. Bluey is a big deal.

You are not waiting in line in Las Vegas heat.

No. But I'll bring Bluey to the house or something. That's what I'm saying. I'll do that.

I'll hire Bluey myself.

First of all- But if this dude show up, I'm fighting him.

Okay. Second of all, I was traumatized because Bluey wasn't Bluey. He was just some fucking dude. You guys are going to be real traumatized when you fucking keep worrying about Bluey and not what the fuck is going on in this country. Real talk. I think this is stupid. Dude, honestly, man, I got to be real here. I'm glad I don't have fucking kids. Yeah. Like, real talk. The shit you guys got to do with these fucking kids.

It's crazy, It sounds horrible. Listen.

Dude, I don't even like being in public with people. I'm not going to the fucking zoo and fucking being around all these motherfuckers or any of this shit. Six flags, you walk around, there's fucking big fat bitches with fucking fish net in a fucking turkey leg. I'm not fucking doing it, bro. I'm not doing it. I don't care how much I love those fucking kids. They play video games. Yeah, fuck them kids. I got a pool for a reason. Go get in a fucking pool or play in the yard.

You got your own Hurricane Harbor.

I do. I actually do.

I got the sickest residential pool in the fucking world. It's pretty sweet.

Yeah. If you knew what it did, you'd fucking think so, too.

I'm fighting this guy. I'd have to defend my family's honor, bro.

Bro, I'm being real, dude. I see the shit you all got to do with your kids, and it sounds fucking horrible.

Well, I don't think I don't think I would ever do Disney World. I'm not doing Disney World. There's no fucking chance.

I'm not doing any of that shit.

There's no chance.

There's no chance. God looked at me and he said, You were made for something else.

He just knew. Unemployable. That's right.

No kids. No kids. You're built to do shit. You're built to savagely fucking fuck with things. You're a problem for everybody else. No bluey. No kids. I could think of nothing worse. Did you guys do this shit?

I'm not in that age yet. I don't think I'm there just yet. Again, I don't know what my limits would be. I wouldn't be doing this, though. I don't like people like that either. I'll rent them for the house, though. I'll do that for the house.

That's cool. Bro, I got the best life ever. Yeah, it's not bad. I'm just sitting here thinking it through, and I'm like, Man, I'm so fucking lucky. For real.

Man, I would be hot.

I get to go home, play with my dogs. In your ducks. Play with my ducks, smoke a little weed, some cigars. I can walk around my grounds. No kids yelling at me and shit. When the kids do show up, they're only there for an hour or two. I can fucking barely handle it. When they leave, I'm like, Thank God. Yes. Yes. That's the truth, too, man.

This is what it is. All right, what are we giving Bluey?

This This guy deserves... I mean, I think we just throw him in there with Fauci.

This crimes against- I'm going to throw him in there with a woodchipper. Yeah, crimes against little people. Yeah, for real.

I mean, interviewing the little girl, and she's like, talk. Oh, my God, you'll never believe what I saw. Fuck, dude. Just wait. Wait till we're fucking playing Mad Max here in about three more months.

Yeah, no shit. No shit. All right, we'll get dumbest fuck from this one.

You're not going to give a fuck about Bluey.

Bluey gone. All right, man. Well, guys. Andy, that's all I got.

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