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What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, to fakeness and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the fucking internet. That's what we're gonna do. We'll get right into it.
Let's do it.
What's happening?
Hello. Hi.
Oh yeah, there's a few out there. Uh, don't be a hoe, share the show. Yeah, that's right. All right, shortest intro ever.
Hey, we're with it, dude. What's going on with you though, man?
Oh, nothing. Yeah, just doing the thing.
So, um, my favorite Bosnian here, uh, got us something.
Yeah, I saw that. It is the, uh, new Form Energy Watermelon Wrath.
You know, I like a good Wrath of Watermelon. You know what?
Should we try it?
I'm down. This is my first time trying it.
I haven't tried it.
You haven't tried this?
I haven't tried it since the samples.
Okay.
Now I got to take my little nicotine pouch out so I get an actual—
First off, I mean, the can design, I think the colors look great. Yeah. Has that unique texture the Flamin' H's have. I think it looks good.
Yeah.
Um, smell. Oh, you're supposed to open it before you— I'm done.
Yeah, let's get a little whiff. Oh man, smells like fucking Bubblicious, bro.
All right, that's pretty fucking good.
That smells like Bubblicious bubble gum. You ever have Bubblicious?
Yeah, I've had—
I don't know what the fuck you have.
What else would I've had?
I don't know, try it.
What the fuck is—
dude, that really does smell like— have you had this or you're having one? You like it? Let's try.
The smell is good.
Let's try.
Ready? One sip.
1, 2, 3. Damn, dude, that's like Bubblicious bubble gum.
Oh, it has it.
Or like watermelon, uh, Jolly Rancher. That's what it tastes like.
Listen, dog, look, they don't did they shit on this right here though. I can't even— I can't even lie to you, dog. They didn't did they shit on this one, dog. No cap, you know.
Oh shit, where's my wallet, bro?
This is fucking good.
Yeah, this is fucking great. This is good.
Now is this everywhere or is this like— what are we doing with this? Um, this is local, right?
Yeah, it's local rollout right now. Yeah, I think over the course of the month it's starting to hit shelves.
Fuck, dude, that's good.
Yeah, that is good.
Fuck, bro, what if we did this with the grape? A little half and half action.
I told you I got you, dog.
Mandagoyan. That's what I'm talking about. Hell yeah, man. This is good. This is really good. Oh, hold on. Oh, my credit application just got denied.
That's some good shit, dude.
Bro, this is fucking good, dude. This is really good.
That's good.
That's it. I like it. I do too.
Mm.
I've never had a watermelon energy drink. Have we ever?
Dude, it's such a hard flavor to get. You know, I think watermelon and like blue razz are like the hardest flavors.
I've never had a blue razz I thought was good.
Yeah, same. I mean, dude, it's like, what the fuck is it, right? But our blue razz is pretty fucking good.
I don't like it.
You don't like the Blue Razz?
No, I think it sucks.
Really? The people ain't gonna like that one.
It is what it is, man. I fucking tell you how it is.
They're not gonna like that one, Andy.
Look, bro, I'm not for sale, even to myself.
That's right. Okay, like, bro, the Blue Razz—
I'm just not a Blue Razz dude, man.
They're a clique though, bro. They're gonna come after you, bro.
Huh?
The Blue Razz people.
I know, man. They're like a fucking gang. Yeah, this is—
yeah, fuck do you mean? Listen, I'd rather have them than the watermelon people. So I like that.
What's wrong with you, man?
What do you mean by that? All right, that's enough. Uh, it's CTI, dog. All right, let's do some cruising, shall we? Yeah. Yeah, guys, remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to—
I'm not gonna sleep all fucking night. I already know it because I'm gonna drink this over the whole show. I've already drank half of it.
Dude, same.
Fuck, that's really good, dude.
Yeah, I'm happy with that.
Um, it's a top-level flavor.
Oh, for sure. Yeah, for sure. I mean, my power rankings right now would go the Paradise Punch, grape, then that.
I still— I don't know, man. It's getting hard to rank them because they're, they're all getting better.
They're really good.
Like, the fucking orange I think is the best orange out there. The tropical— or what is it? Paradise.
Paradise.
I love that. I love the grape. Screaming Freedom is pretty much my go-to. I'm not— everybody else likes the Silver Lightning. It's just not for me.
I like it.
I don't know. It's okay. Yeah, it's okay.
It's really good to me.
Like, if I were going to mix it with some, like, like if I was going to make a drink, like when I went to Will's wedding, they had the, the whatever, the one we had before that. The Lightning. No, Tropic Lightning.
Yeah.
And I was mixing that with like some alcohol. That was good. Um, but now they're all getting so good. Like, I just— it's a hard— it's— I can't— it's hard for me to rank them.
You know what one is not my favorite?
I can see why the business— because like, dude, we're learning the business too, right?
Yeah.
Like, AB knows the business pretty well, but you know, we, we are learning, and I could definitely see why they rotate the flavor so often because it is fun to like have something different once in a while, try something new for sure. Yeah, I really do like the Paradise Punch, dude. I think that's— to me, that's like Hawaiian Punch with gas. Yeah, I love it.
It's gas, dude. Surprisingly for me, the Fold of Honor, the Cherry Slush. Yeah, it's good.
It's not for me, but it ain't it, bro.
But like, the people that love it, holy shit.
Yeah, people love it.
It's another weird crowd. But yeah, dude, the Blue Razz is—
Like, if it were up to me, which, you know, I do have a lot to say, but not all to say, we would drop that and put something else in there. It's just not— I don't like—
we got to have that fucking— huh? Remember we tried that last year at AB during the testing?
Yeah, well, we also got a— we got coming, and then, uh, um, fuck, what was the other one here?
It was like pig's feet.
No, no pig's feet. Not yet. It was, um, oh, oh yeah, it's just a straight up. Yeah. And now I know you guys are all gonna be pissed off because those got bleeped out.
Tough shit. Yeah.
Anyway.
Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. I love it.
This is, this is really good.
That's delicious.
It's a good summer one too.
It's a great summer, bro. Yeah, man, let's do some cruising, shall we?
My favorite, I think, honestly, is the, the non-carb lemonade. Oh, bro, the pink lemonade.
Those are dangerous.
I don't want to talk about it.
They're dangerous.
I don't want to talk about it. All right, let's, let's go on.
Yeah.
No ads on the show, by the way.
Yeah, this is not, this is not, not an ad. Yeah, man, let's, let's get into our cruise, guys. We got a lot to cover. Some recaps. This has been a very long weekend, moving into this new week. A lot of things are happening. We have to talk about them. So let's get into them, guys. Headline number 1. So Israel-Iran-United States situation still unfolding. It's getting spicier every day. Um, hello, Reid.
More curry.
Yeah, a little bit more curry. Yeah, a little bit more curry. Uh, US-Iran wraps second day of Switzerland talks after first round yields roadmap for broader deals. So, uh, what's happening is you got, you got the vice president, um, he's over in Switzerland right now. Um, this was, uh, a 2-day, uh, meeting with some of the top heads of Iran, um, kind of laying out this, this, this, uh, longer-term peace deal, uh, that's supposed to be coming. Um, uh, Vice President JD Vance said on Monday that Iran did agree to invite the IAEA, uh, inspectors, which They basically go around to all the countries that have nuclear powers and, you know, the International Atomic Energy Agency. That's right. Now, interestingly enough, Israel does not allow these people into their country. Yeah, that's weird.
Not really.
But, but, but that's now, you know, back in action. That's cool. Vance and the, the other goal achieved through the high-level talks were establishing a mechanism to keep the Strait of Hormuz open. And steps towards establishing communication channels to quickly address flare-ups in the region before the violence escalates. Now, another big piece of this was that the sanctions that we had on the oil going through the Strait, they have been waived for 2 months. This is estimated to bring in roughly $10 billion in revenue for Iran. Um, this, uh, this was released by Scott Bessant, the U.S. Treasury Secretary. And this is lasting until April— correction, this is lasting until August 21st of this year. Let's see what VP Vance had to say.
Yesterday was a very, very good day. We made a lot of good progress. We did exactly what we wanted to do, which is accomplish 4 things for the American people. First, we wanted to build a mechanism for keeping the Strait of Hormuz open. It is open. We've seen, of course, gas prices and oil prices come down millions and millions of barrels of crude and natural gas flowing through the Strait of Hormuz that weren't flowing before. But we also wanted to make sure that we actually set up the coordination mechanism so that we could demine the Straits of Hormuz so that when there are the conflicts that inevitably come up, we can make sure we work through them rather than that leading to escalation. And that is exactly what we did yesterday. Number 2, we also wanted to build a mechanism, a similar mechanism for deconfliction for the regional ceasefire. As the president of the United States has himself said, sometimes these ceasefires just mean you're shooting a little bit less. But we wanted to make sure that we had the proper coordination set up so that if there is shooting, if Hezbollah fires at Israel or if Israel responds, if there are other conflicts that arise in the region, we're actually talking to each other and figuring out how to stop the shooting, how to make the region safer, our allies and everybody else.
We set that up as well. Number 3, we, and this is probably what we're most excited about as Americans, the Iranians have agreed to invite IAEA inspectors back into their country. That is a major milestone for the American people and the first step in permanently denuclearizing or permanently ending a nuclear weapons program in Iran.
Yeah, so that happens.
Well, okay. Um, let's address the comments. Number one, uh, the prices aren't down because the Hormuz Strait is open. They're down because they're doing the same thing that the Biden administration did where they use our strategic oil reserves to artificially bring the price down. And if he would have just told the truth, just tell the truth, dude. Just say, hey, we're bridging the gap right now with the use of our strategic oil, but we should see those prices reflected in our oil prices here, which will allow us to build that back up. Just tell the truth.
That's right.
So tell the truth, bro. Like, there's too much information out there to like try and like finagle around what the truth is. Um, the second thing, a ceasefire means shooting a little less, you know what I'm saying? Uh, that's like their little asterisk because they know they can't control anything that's going on in Israel, right? So like, they see Netanyahu just continuing to ignore all of the agreements and everything that's talked about. And you know that now it's moving from, you know, a ceasefire means no shooting to a ceasefire means a little less shooting. And I think everybody in the world knows that a ceasefire means no shooting. And they're trying to adjust the definition so that when Israel ignores them, they don't look as foolish.
Right, 100%, bro. My third comment on this thing too, you know, is, you know, they keep pushing this, you know, Iran, uh, cannot build nuclear weapons, right? And this is in direct interest of the American people. I'm not confident in their ability to reach us even remotely close with any missile, let alone nuke, right? Let's be real, who we're fighting this for and who we're actually protecting, it has nothing to do with the United States. No, it's Israel. That's right, we're protecting them. Right? And it's only— we only have to protect them because they keep starting fucking shit. It's pretty simple. I mean, I don't know why that's like— it's not rocket science. It's not.
No.
And the reason that these guys lose credibility is because people are aware of that. They can observe that. They see it with their own eyes. So when they go on television and they pretend like it's in our best interest and they can't explain why it is other than saying just ridiculous shit, like Ted Cruz comes out and says, you know, without Israel there is no America. And even if they don't understand that, even if Americans don't understand that, that's the case. Okay, so we're all fucking stupid.
That's right.
You know what? I have my own thoughts on that.
Well, Mike Huckabee said the same shit. I got a video.
Maybe, maybe that was— maybe it wasn't Ted Cruz.
Yeah. Huckabee.
Yeah.
Who's the—
it was one of the two.
Ambassador. Yeah. Oh, I got that clip.
Okay.
Um, yeah, because it's wild. And, you know, so, so VP Vance, he's up there, he's talking about these things. Now, literally at the same time that these peace talks are happening in Switzerland, um, The Washington Post comes out with an article. I'm not sure if you guys seen this. This headline reads, US intelligence warns Israel is likely to undermine Iran peace deal, officials say. No shit. We could— we— I think we actually did say this, right?
I think we said this like a dozen times.
Oh, we're feds, Andy. That's what— oh, are we? That's how we—
we are. Where's my paycheck?
Yeah, we're feds. That's how we do that. Yeah, they, uh, this, this comes out that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu faces pressure to continue a military campaign in Lebanon. Current and former U.S. officials said, um, they warned the Trump administration Uh, that Bibi is likely to take steps that will undermine President Donald Trump's effort, uh, to reach a lasting peace deal with Iran as the Israeli premier faces intense political pressure to continue waging his country's war in Lebanon, current and former U.S. officials said. Um, and so you have that. And then on Friday, uh, Israel launched more airstrikes across southern Lebanon.
What press outlets is this?
Washington Post, shockingly enough, um, in response to a Hezbollah drone, uh, strike that killed 4 Israeli soldiers. Um, as clashes continued, U.S. and Iranian officials said they postponed talks due to begin in Switzerland on Friday. Obviously, we just saw JD Vance is there. Um, so that's what, that's what led up to this. And all of the while, it hasn't stopped, right? Because today a new headline comes out. That the IDF has full freedom in Lebanon despite the confliction sale, Netanyahu says. Coming straight from Bibi's mouth, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu made clear Monday that his forces will remain in southern Lebanon despite the recently announced US-Iran-Lebanon deconfliction sale formed following the round of peace talks between Washington and Tehran in Switzerland. Quote, IDF troops in southern Lebanon have full freedom of operation to engage any direct or emerging threat to them or to the residents of northern Israel, said Netanyahu according to a translated video of his Hebrew language remarks. Quote, the IDF has no restrictions in this regard. Now it's funny, dude, because like, what, what happened to like, you know, Geneva Convention? What Well, clearly they don't play by any of the rules.
They don't, they don't, they believe themselves to be above everybody else. They talk about it directly. We, we, they say it openly, God's chosen people. That implies priority over everybody else. That's a direct statement. That's what they actually believe. And they don't believe that they have any sort of contractual obligation to abide by any sort of peace deal. Any sort of, uh, you know, rules that are set up by the rest of the world, which is the fundamental problem that every other country on the planet has with them, right? They're over there telling Iran they can't have nukes when they're not supposed to have nukes, but everybody knows that they do have nukes. Okay, so this is, again, this is a superiority issue that these people who run Israel believe that they can do whatever they want to whoever they want, whenever they want, however they want, however they want, with no repercussions at all. Yeah, because, you know, Big Brother United States and all the American men and women support them and will stand for them. Well, they've lost that support, so that's a big problem for Israel right now. Because if they are alone on an island, which, you know, they are moving that way very quickly, then what happens to them?
Well, there's 14, 15 million Jewish people in the world and there's 3 billion Muslims.
Okay. Like surrounded.
Yeah. You're surrounded by it. I mean, dude, that's a big problem for them. You know, I think they are behaving in a way that they are way overconfident in what they believe they're capable of. And who actually gives a fuck at this point in time?
No, that's real.
You know, like, it's real. Like, dude, real talk, if this wasn't Israel and this and any other leadership was behaving this way, they would have already had a coalition that removed that leadership. That would have already happened. Okay, the, the biggest superpowers in the world would have aligned and said, hey, these people are out of fucking control, and it would have been done. And the only reason it hasn't been done is because of the long-standing arrangement they've had with the United States, right, which has come through blackmail, come through information warfare, propaganda. You know, huge amounts of money being donated, infiltrating our government system to the highest degree. So like, it's— you can't hide it anymore. It's out there. So I know that like outside of, you know, a few select government officials that are on the payroll or that are dual citizens with this country, everybody else in the population of our country and all the other countries are kind of like, hey, What the fuck, dude? Like, this isn't right.
78% new poll came out today. 78% of Americans want this to be done.
Yeah. Want nothing to do with it. That's 80% people, bro. 8 out of 10.
That's left. That's left and right.
And that's— and bro, that the only people that aren't are people that are really old and they've been brought up in this undeniable we stand with them no matter what situation, who haven't figured out that a whole lot of the history that they've been taught is total fucking bullshit. Yeah, or, you know, they're dual citizens, or they're, they're actual Jewish people here that have loyalty to Israel, which is fine, but they're outnumbered, dude. And like, the narrative of calling people names and saying you're this or that, that shit is expired. Like, it's not going to work anymore.
Not only that, dude, it's getting old because, you know, as time progresses I mean, at this point I feel very confident to call these people fucking radical. And to be clear, this is all Jewish people. This is the Israeli government are fucking radical terrorists.
They— I agree.
Like, and like it's becoming more and more evident every single day because now it's like they're not even afraid on what they're— they're not, they're not, they're not being cautious about what they're saying.
It's like a little fucking kid. We talk about this on the show all the time. It's about— it's like a kid that's grown up that has been protected his whole life, never been punched in the mouth for anything that he's done wrong or said wrong and has gotten away with everything. And that, that's how they're behaving, dude.
So, so, you know, enter into the show. This is Benjamin Gaviria. Okay. This is his, his actual Twitter account. Okay. This was an actual tweet. Now, for those on audio, this tweet right now is in Hebrew. Um, there is a, uh, X, uh, has put a disclaimer on this tweet, and the disclaimer reads, this post violated the X rules. However, X has determined that it may be in the public's interest for the post to remain accessible, right? Um, and so, you know, he puts this tweet out, and all you have to do is just show the translation and translate this over to English, and let's do so. This is what the post translates to. Quote, for every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep. All of Lebanon must burn. With all due respect to the Americans, Israel must make it clear to the entire world that the blood of our sons and the security of our citizens are not forfeit. All of Lebanon must burn. Our supreme duty is to protect the citizens of Israel and the soldiers of the IDF, and this commitment takes precedence over every other consideration. I told the Prime Minister, even in our private meetings, for every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep.
Even with the ping pong, um, that must be a bad translation there. I don't know what that means, but, uh, it says in the Middle East, if you don't win with measured responses and restraint, You need to go berserk to obliterate, to crush the terror. And this isn't just one tweet, guys, by this one guy. There's plenty of these that are starting to come out. I found this meme. I thought this was pretty hilarious. It said, translating an Israeli tweet from Hebrew is like discovering a lost page of Mein Kampf, which it's pretty fucking wild, dude. The shit that they're saying and they're hiding it behind you know, uh, the language. And most people are not going to translate the shit or even click the little button. Um, but it's starting to come out more and more that like, dude, the, the—
I—
the ideals of these people are not compatible with Western values. They're not—
they're not compatible with any values.
With any values. It's fucking evil shit.
Well, that's like I was saying, that's where the superiority comes into place. When you think you're better than everybody and you think the world revolves around you, then you can legitimately believe that it's not one for one. It's one for all of them.
That's right.
Right.
That's right. Like this guy, and I don't know if this is something else, but apparently, like, I'm finding this might just be a coincidence that if you're an Israeli guy and your name is Benjamin, you might be fucked up. Okay. Because I don't know what the consensus here is. Right. You got Benjamin Netanyahu, you got Ben-Gvir. This is Ben Sabty. Okay, he is an Israeli journalist, um, who is now also getting some flack because of some of his tweets that are, uh, being discovered. Um, like this one that just happened a few days ago. Ben Sabty says, maybe the USA needs another Pearl Harbor or 9/11 to remember who is the enemy and who is the friend. Ben, what the fuck does that mean?
I think we know that's a threat.
Good guy.
Yeah.
Good gosh.
Well, I mean, dude, it's all out in the open.
That's what I'm saying.
You know, and didn't Netanyahu say some like crazy shit about like the Jews in America need to rise up or some shit like that?
I don't know. I haven't heard that one yet.
Yeah. Maybe that was fake news. I don't know.
I mean, and with all of this, it's funny as you say that because all of this stuff is coming out and now we're getting headlines of cyber attacks and seeing. Like, X was down all this morning. Um, down detector talking about that something with the wire might have been cut. Like, it's just crazy shit, you know what I'm saying? But it's like, you see this stuff going on, you got to dig for tweets like these. But I mean, again, this is straight up snapshots, um, and screenshots directly from the sources. Um, but it is hard to find this stuff, but it's out there.
Those certainly don't sound like confident tweets. Like, that doesn't sound like We're in control. That sounds like tweets that are being made from a very fearful position, right? Like, people don't make tweets like this when everything's going well. They make tweets like this when they're fucking terrified.
Yeah.
And so that's, that's where I'm reading their temperature at.
Yeah.
I think they're super terrified of losing the support, which, dude, Look, man, when you do whatever you want to do and you do horrific things like flattening an entire fucking area of Palestine where like a large percentage of those people are children, and you do so with, you know, no regret, no discernment, and the world sees it, and then you say you're not doing it and you continue to call anybody who says that an anti-Semite and try to ruin their lives and try to ruin their, their jobs and get them fired and get them labeled as some sort of racist. Eventually people are like, fuck that. Okay. So because of all of that, now 80% of people are saying, no, fuck these guys.
Yeah.
That's a statistical poll. Okay. So It's weird to me how they can't recognize that they're actually creating their own problem through their own behavior and anti-diplomacy positions on all of these things.
Unless it's what they want.
Well, you know, I don't know, man. Like, are they trying to bring down, bring upon the destruction of Israel? There's a lot of theories about that. You know, the problem with that Again, and with all of this, is that the general population does not possess enough restraint to identify evil people from good people. They tend to collectivize an entire group of people, which creates this situation where, you know, it's all Jewish people, and it's fucking simply not. So when we talk about this You know, it's sad because, you know, people don't talk about what's going on in Israel where like there's Orthodox Jews that are literally getting their asses stomped on and trampled and getting their asses beat for protesting against what's going on here. It's like, you know, but fuck, man, like, why haven't they stepped up to handle their own shit? You know what I mean?
Yeah.
To your point earlier, he did deliver a speech yesterday where he did ask about Jews of America to stand up. And his words were, I ask you, Jews of America, stand up. Don't be afraid. Fight back because people will only respect us if we respect ourselves.
Fight back? How? Against what?
What does that mean?
Exactly. Like, what are you talking about, dude? We're the only country in the world that stood next to these guys for the last fucking, you know, 80 years. Like the only one. So what are you going to fight? The motherfuckers that have been literally fighting for you this entire time? And by the way, none of them really were ever told the truth that they were fighting for you. They always got conned into it. They got conned into it through messages of like, oh, there's weapons of mass destruction and there's this and there's that and there's this. And then we send our men and women over there to fucking destroy these countries. Which has come to be very obvious that the reason that we were sent over there to destroy these countries was to benefit them. So like, people have woken up to this shit, you know? Like, look, dude, the next move for these people is going to be to try to flip the game board over, okay? Because they're fucking in checkmate. People see it. They're not supporting the politicians who stand by it. All the politicians who are speaking up on their side of it are getting fucking destroyed.
All of the commentators that are standing up for Israel are getting fucking destroyed. Everybody understands what's going on now. So they're in a, they're backed in a corner. And like we've talked about many, many times, when you back people like this into a corner, that's where the most dangerous shit comes from. So that's where we have things like false flags or, you know, random terror attacks. I don't know if you saw like, uh, Lara Loomer's series of tweets on this. But she was basically tweeting out about, there's going to be another 9/11, it's going to be way worse, it's going to be way worse, it's going to be done by the Muslims, and this and that and this. Like, dude, how the fuck do you know?
That's right, right?
Like, how do you know that, you know?
And I feel like if something does happen, she needs to be investigated.
And if we're being real about it, like, bro, she's fucking crazy, bro. Fuck yeah, she's— bro, all these people are. Listen, man, they're not loyal to fuckin' the United States of America. Okay, when you got Huckabee or Ted Cruz, I can't remember which one said it.
Huckabee. I got the clip here. Okay, let's check this clip.
It is upon the Jewish foundation that Christianity was formed, and upon the Jewish and Judeo-Christian foundation Western civilization was formed. And without that, there would not be an America. It is as simple is that? Okay, there— that's actually some pandering shit, okay? Because there is some truth to that, okay? There is some truth to that. When this country was founded, there were Jewish people that bailed it out of its debts to, uh, England, okay? The United States of America could have potentially been founded for the reason of that cause. We don't know because history's been so convoluted and bullshitted, we don't actually know what's going on anymore. But when you look at when quote unquote the Illuminati, which is a real thing, was founded, it was founded on May 1st, 1776. That's weird that like 6 weeks later, all of a sudden July 4th, 1776 is okay. So there's a question of, was this country actually founded to serve as the protective institution against this group of people or for this group of people? You know, so, you know, when I hear him say that, it makes me think that, you know, I, it's really weird.
Like, and I know that's like super fucking down the rabbit hole and But, bro, even if all that's true, even if all that is true and what he's saying is absolutely true, let's say it's 100% true. That doesn't mean that you stand by and allow bad behavior fucking 250 motherfucking years later.
No.
Okay. We're not indebted to anybody for 250 motherfucking years.
All right.
So even if that were a true statement, which I think it's pandering, So that means that what, we gotta stand by terroristic behavior and fucking pretend like we're those kind of people? We have our own culture here, we have our own beliefs here, we have our own fucking standards here, and they certainly aren't just indiscriminately fucking kill motherfuckers or genocide them because there's a group over there that's like shooting a couple missiles at us. You know what I'm saying? Like, if that were the case, bro, we would have fucking killed everybody in Mexico because the cartel's shooting guns across the border. The cartel shoots, shoots someone across the border. All right, well, all of Mexico has to fucking die now.
Yeah, let them burn.
Like, that is not within civilized society in literally any point in time in history. That's not how the fuck it works.
No.
So, dude, yeah, I agree with you, bro. They're, they're a fucking— the leaders of that country are fucking terrorists, bro.
Yeah.
And I think, I think our administration— I don't know. I don't, I don't know how they're intertwined here. I still think they're being leveraged. So we'll see. I think there's— here's what I do think. I think there's a lot of shit that's going to come out between now and July 4th.
Well, I think it's going to get real hot. Yeah, I think it's going to be real hot, bro. It's, it's going to be very hot, man. Well, we shall see, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's real, man. Yeah. I don't know. It's going to be a lot to watch, man. It's gonna be a lot to watch, guys. You jump in on the comments though, you let us know what you guys think about this topic. We're gonna stay tuned on this. Um, that being said, let's keep cruising, shall we?
Yep.
Headline 2, uh, got some ICE protests happening. I thought this was fucking hilarious. Uh, anti-ICE protester hit by car while waving upside down US flag outside Delaney Hall. So we gotta go back to New Jersey. This is where all of this stuff is happening. Um, they've, they've still been protesting up there for whatever reason. Uh, you know, they got to protect the, the, the deportees, right? Um, but this video comes out, it shows a protester being hit by a car outside Delaney Hall as dozens of agitators descended on the ICE facility calling for dads. Oh, that's what— okay, Father's Day, they wanted the, the dads to be released. Feliz Navidad.
Right.
See what I did there?
Yeah.
The footage from Sunday shows the woman waving an upside-down American flag, a symbol for distress or dissent, while blocking the Newark facility. Let's check this clip out. One more, one more time. What the fuck? Dodge Hellcat.
Who was driving the car?
Let freedom ring. Yeah, bro, that'd be a great commercial right there.
I mean, dude, look, there's 7 people there.
Yeah. Oh no, it's not many of them, bro.
Yeah.
It's not many. Yeah, I don't— there's not a whole lot of information of who exactly was driving it. They're heading into the ICE facility, not coming out.
I mean, look, dude, you know, again, bro, Dodge has an opportunity here.
Yeah.
Okay.
Again, that's someone who's disrupting normal life. Who gets caught up in the fucking normal life that people have. Like, these people don't have the right to block traffic and disrupt society and cause all the shit. And they've gotten away with it for so long that, again, it's no different than Israel getting away with all their shit for so long. They feel entitled to do it. Like, these people that, you know, stand in front of traffic or sit down in the road, like, people glue their hands. Yeah, like counters. Like, dude, they've got to start learning they can't do that.
Mm-hmm. Dude, just like I can't— I have a hard time. I'm like, you have nothing better to do than to go, go dance around in a fucking ice facility parking lot on a Sunday.
Well, they're doing it for attention. Yeah, this is virtue signaling shit. So this isn't like— like I saw this video today and it was like, it was like these fucking way whack job fucking far left people and they all have like, you know, rainbow hair and shit. And they're standing at the fucking wading pool in Washington, D.C. Yeah. And they're, they're looking at the algae.
They're celebrating the algae.
Yeah. And then they start clapping for the algae and they're like, you've done more to, to be anti-fascist than any American. It's like, dude, these people are just— this is how they get attention, man. Like their parents didn't pay attention to them. They, they've come addicted to the fucking— it's the first It's this, this is the first time they've ever gotten any relevancy or recognition for anything in their entire lives. So once they start to get that, then they figure out, oh, well, I can get that again by doing it again. So that's how they start to create their identity as these freedom fighter protester people who really just get in the way of everything and fuck everything up. And then, you know, the media blows it up. They make it sound like, Oh, there's huge protests going on, anti-ICE. There's 7 motherfucking people there, right?
Like, that's it. What makes it even worse though, bro, it's like the people that they're fighting for do not give two fucks for them. Well, you know what I'm saying?
That's— but that's because they're not really fighting for them. They're get— they're out there for their own attention.
Yeah, they—
this is their social media. Yeah, this is their brand. They get on the internet and they scream into the phone about You know, they're, they're more anti-fascist than you are. They're more, you know, anti-racism than you are. And like, they— this is their thing, dude. Oh yeah.
Well, I got hit by a Dodge Hellcat.
Exactly, dude.
Bro, Dodge Hellcat.
She'll be on her fucking story, you know, saying none of you have made real sacrifices.
I got run over by a car. That's right. That's right.
You know, like that'll be the next thing that's going on here. You know, and this is, this is what happens when you reward bad behavior with attention.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's real, bro.
Dodge should definitely make an ad on it.
Yeah, bro.
She couldn't dodge that, bro.
They come out with a fucking ice pack, bro. The Dodge ice pack.
Yeah.
I don't know, man. I just, I just think I think these people, their fucking time in the sun is over, and I don't think people give a fuck.
Yeah, well, again, the issue here—
are people outraged over this?
No.
Are they like, oh, bitch deserved it?
This is hilarious. Yeah, right. People are loving this. They want more of it, bro. I said give them more. I mean, listen, the true piece of this, the crux here, right? These people don't belong here. They have to go. Right. And I think it's very important people understand we are watching in real time what's happening all over the world with these migrant populations and the damage and destruction that they're doing. Um, these people have to go. Yeah, they have to fucking go. And not only do they have to go, the politicians that allowed these people to come in and infiltrate these countries have to go as well.
Well, and so do the people who have funded it.
And the people that funded it. Yeah, the NGOs, the fuck, all of them. Yeah, all of them go. And we're starting to see some things shift and happen. Um, across the world. I'm going back to the UK real quick. Keith Starmer, uh, Keir Starmer, he's out. He's— he resigns.
I thought we just said that on the last show.
Mm-hmm. He's out, right? Because we covered the, the, the, the Britain's, uh, UK's, uh, gang rapes.
Yeah, he knew about that.
He not only knew about— yeah, he gave them—
I wouldn't be surprised if he fucking leaves the country.
He— well, he should. Yeah, he should. He absolutely should.
But somebody will kill that dude.
Oh yeah. I mean, but here's the problem though, dude, right? It's like, okay, so he's out, but guess who gets replaced by? He gets replaced by a socialist. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, okay, well, that's not really a win. Yeah.
They've had 7 prime ministers in the last 10 years.
Oh bro, it's terrible. Yeah. It's a horrible fucking run. Yeah. Horrible run. You know, I personally think I saw this article today, bro, you know, and let me, let me, let me preface.
They need a revolution over there. Like a real one.
Well, yeah, a real one, bro.
That's what I mean.
Um, but let me preface this, right, with your Germany. Okay, I like Germany. Um, I think they got some things figured out. I think, I think they've done some okay things. Uh, okay, um, I think we need to take a play out of Germany's book. Not the old one, this new, this new play, this new book. Uh, Germany strikes deal with the Taliban to deport criminals to Afghanistan. I mean, listen, they're working.
They're not— Taliban will just fucking kill them.
They're now working with the Taliban to get these motherfuckers out of Germany.
Yep.
You know what I'm saying? I mean, listen, it's not a bad play. German government.
Yeah. If you can't hold them accountable, send them somewhere where they can be.
Send them back home.
Yeah.
Shit.
I mean, no, I like this, dude.
It's cool.
Yeah.
Right. So the German government reportedly aims to establish a permanent deportation airlift between both nations to expel Afghan nationals who have committed serious crimes, as well as to expel Afghan individuals presently detained in Germany who are deemed a threat to public safety, including but not limited to rapists and drug dealers. Bild, citing information from the negotiations, stated that at least 3 deportation charter flights will take place every month with the intent of carrying out individual deportations via scheduled flights at any time. Per the outlet, at least 100 identified offenders who are flagged for deportation are currently still in regular custody, um, on under-deportation detention. So they got to open it up. They opened up a line straight to the homeland. All right, do what you got to do, get them out of here.
All right, I think that's going to correct a little behavior.
Well, I mean, it'd be nice, bro. I mean, if that was the fear, right?
Go over there, get fucking Allah Akbar on a fucking— on a fucking log, you know what I'm saying? Like, bro, aloha snack bar to the fucking max.
That's right, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah. No more Wiener Schnitzel.
Oh, fuck no, bro. They're out.
Yeah.
Because they know the minute they're going to get over there, they're going to get their fucking beheaded in public. But see, the Taliban likes to do that because that's how they maintain control.
You know, they understand violence.
Everybody does. Everybody understands violence. It's the universal fucking language.
Yeah, well, I wouldn't want to fuck with this guy.
Look at this guy. No, I'm sure wouldn't either.
I wouldn't want to fuck with him.
And what are you—
what are you—
what would— what is your customs? Okay. Yes, sir.
Understood.
Yes, that's right. Yeah. Um, you know, and, and it's— well, you know, the other piece though, like, I, I forget this guy's name. He's like, uh, he like travels the world and stuff. He goes to like these places that like, you know, they say don't go to. He went to— he went to Afghanistan, met with the Taliban. Taliban gave him a fucking bodyguard.
Yeah.
Was walking with him the whole time, fucking had AK slung, you know what I'm saying? Had no problems. Like, these are the nicest fucking people I've ever met.
Yeah, well, they're highly principled individuals, bro. Yeah, they, they kill So wasn't there a— I could be mistaken about this, but wasn't there an issue with the non-Taliban Afghanis that were on quote-unquote our side raping little boys? Wasn't that like an understood thing? Am I wrong about that?
Oh, you're absolutely right.
Okay. And wasn't like the issue that the Taliban wanted to kill all those dudes?
That's right.
Okay, so like, I just— they are, they are old school, don't fuck around people. I think that's the thing, right? Like, and to the extreme, right? Where, where it's not Western culture values. But if we're being honest, is Western cultural values what's happening right now, a representation of like what you would want in your own country?
That's right. What it's supposed to be.
I'm just saying, would you want— like, would you want all this shit? Would you want like children exposed to these trans men. By the way, it's always trans men that are, you know, or I'm sorry, trans women. I don't know what the fuck. It's men dressed as fucking women.
That's right.
Okay. These perverted men dressed as women reading fucking books about blowjobs to your kids. In what country should that be acceptable?
Right.
And no country is acceptable.
Okay.
These people don't tolerate that. And then we're told over here, well, you should see how they fucking treat everybody. Well, actually, I think most people would look at how they enforce their, their conservative value system and say, yeah, that's a little extreme, but they don't have the same shit that we're having over here with our kids getting fucked with.
That's right.
You know, they kill those people, right? So, like, you know, I mean, look, bro, I'm kind of talking out of my ass a little bit because I don't know. I've never been there. You know, a lot of my friends, a lot of our friends have been there. I don't know what these people are like, but I'll tell you this. Our shit's out of control and Europe is out of fucking control, bro. Okay, so France. What about it?
Oh, bro, France is fucking wild, right?
Well, you want to know how out of control it is? All you got to do is go to the internet right now and watch how the people who are over here for the World Cup are responding to America versus coming from these places that they come from, right? Mm-hmm.
Yeah, dude, France is hot, bro. They had some type of festival and like fucking 10 people got stabbed. Women get raped right in the crowd. Like they're getting stabbed by—
I'm sure it was a bunch of fucking OG French people from France, right?
Yeah. Like they look like these.
Yeah. That's it.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, they're all from France. Well, yeah, I mean, bro, if Europe wants their fucking culture and their country back, they're going to have to get their fucking hands dirty, unfortunately.
Yeah, they're going to get their heads out there.
Pierre Starmer needs to be fucking destroyed.
Yeah.
Okay. Like, The— I posted that fucking meme in my story yesterday about Father's Day where it's that dude who killed that pedophile.
Hey, phone guy.
Yeah. When I hear that, like, that story that we covered on the last show about the 250,000 young girls that have been raped and abused and even murdered by these 90% Pakistanis, it's made me sick all weekend. And like, I just keep thinking about like the dads and the fucking fathers and like the brothers and the men of England. Like, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, you're afraid. You're afraid to go to fucking jail, but you're like, okay, you're all Christians. Y'all value yourself as when I get to heaven. I'm going to tell you this, dude. If you look the other way, when, when grown men are raping little girls and doing all of this crazy shit and you look the other way, You ain't going to heaven. No, you're going with them.
That's right.
Because you're a part of it. You're complicit of it. And that goes for evil of any sort. We're not supposed to tolerate evil. The story about Christianity being this overtolerant religion has been overblown to the point where, like, people think that they're supposed to accept everybody, and that's not true. So, like, dude, you guys in England, you need to wake the fuck up, man. And all over Europe and, like, real talk. Like handle business. At least the Irish guys are starting to figure it out.
Oh, bro, they're with the shits, bro.
They got their fucking shysties on. They're making videos with voice changers and they're going out in the streets and fucking people up.
They're with the shits, dog. Yeah, they're with the shits, man. This is, uh, this is— I would not be surprised if an arrest comes soon for this guy, um, you know, as more and more it becomes, uh, and gets uncovered, bro.
The thing is All of this shit points back to fucking Netanyahu and his group. Like, they don't—
they—
people don't understand that. Like, this is all fucking intentional to destroy the culture, the European, the Western civilization, and the culture of America. It's not going to work here, bro. We're on the fucking backswing. Yeah, like, where— like, I think it's going to get real bad for people that are anti-American. Like, I think it's going to get real bad, like, past the point of Shut the fuck up. Like, if you were anti-American right now and people are telling you to shut the fuck up, you should shut the fuck up.
Just heed the warning.
Just shut the fuck up because you're going to continue and it's going to get bad and no one's going to care that it gets bad for you.
Nobody's going to get— nobody's going to give a fuck. Yeah, bro. Yeah.
Remember how we talked about this years ago?
Oh yeah.
Remember how many times I said this? The pendulum was all the way over here to the left. And when it swings back, the biggest problem we're going to have is that it's going to swing back so far that these people are going to be completely fucked because they're not going to be able to stop the backlash.
We're— and nobody's going to care to stop it, dude.
We're probably— if it doesn't stop and some major shit doesn't happen and Trump doesn't have any fucking aces up his sleeve to break free of this shit, we're not far off from civil disobedience. Uh, not even uncivil disobedience.
Yeah, real talk.
Not against the government either. It's against all these people that are here.
That's right.
That's right. You know, even the people in the military, bro, they fucking feel this way. They're sick of it, dude.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And all it's going to take is one fucking leader to stand the fuck up and get people truly riled up. This is how true fucking dictators come to power, bro. They stand up, they say the shit nobody wants to say, and everybody's like, fuck yeah. And then all of a sudden, dude, if that person isn't a civilized, good person, bad things happen. Yeah, but bad things are already happening.
And then just one day for no reason, right?
Yeah, right. Exactly.
Yeah.
This guy just comes out of nowhere, right? No one ever talks about that.
Yeah, bro.
It's weird. They're reading it all. Listen, bro, history's repeating itself like we've been talking about for years, man. You know, we've lived the last 10 years in the early versions of the Weimar Republic, where— which is what eventually caused Hitler to come to power. And, you know, and then, you know, there's all kinds of lies that are told about the quote unquote genocide that happened there. And I'm not arguing that a lot of Jews didn't get killed, but like there's a lot of misinformation and propaganda built around that. So like, there, we're setting ourselves up for, well, not us, we're not setting ourselves up, but like the people who continue to fuck around are setting themselves up to find out, bro. And that's not me beating the fucking war drum. That's me just telling you how history works. This is how people come to power, like bad motherfuckers. And when I say bad motherfuckers, I don't mean like actually bad. I just mean the ones that don't take no shit.
That's right.
You know, and, you know, I think Trump, if it wasn't done the way that it's been done over the last 2 years, well, since October 7th.
Yeah.
If it hadn't been handled just like this, how else would you have done it?
Yeah, because you can't do it.
Okay. What I'm saying is, is like, if you would have known that these are the evil guys, all right, let's say, you know, me and you know, but 90% of people out there, the minute they speak up about these people, they're called fucking anti-Semitic, fucking, you know, conspiracy theorists, fucking Nazis, Hitler sympathizers, all this shit, right? So 2, 3 years ago, you couldn't say shit. But then one person started saying it, and another person started saying it, and people started looking into history, and people started looking at things, and then they started observing behavior. My point in saying all of this is, if you were trying to expose that, that that's where the evil actually was coming from, how else would you have done it? What would you have done differently?
I don't think I would have done anything.
Well, I don't know that you could, because let's say it doesn't work. Let's say 2 years ago, let's say, let's say Donald Trump did know that these are— let's just say now there's a good chance it could be he's just trusted the fucking wrong— Trump has a history of trusting people that he shouldn't fucking trust.
Seen that in his first term. Yes.
So it could be that too. But let's just say we knew. For sake of discussion.
Sure.
If you were trying to expose that evil and where it was actually coming from, because we knew that that's where it was coming from, how— if we would have come out and been like, bro, it's them, everybody in our own country would have said, holy shit, it's fucking Hitler reincarnate. It's, it's Nazi. He really is a Nazi, which is what they were Kamala Harris was calling us the American people that didn't want to vote for her, all of us Nazis, on the fucking 3 days before the motherfucking election.
That's right.
Okay. On a, on national television, all of these reporters, all of these people notice how they're not doing that anymore.
Yeah.
Notice, notice how they're not, because I think they're figuring out, oh fuck, this isn't going to work.
We're fucked. Yeah.
So, so I'm just saying. From a tactical standpoint, and I could be wrong and I could be missing shit because I'm not privy to the internal conversations. But if you were trying to expose this 2 years ago, it wouldn't have worked. It would have backfired.
Okay. Heavily. Right.
You had everybody wearing Israel pins in the fucking chamber.
I don't see those no more.
That's what I'm saying, dude. Like, where are all those people?
Yeah.
You know, it's almost like they figure some shit out. It's almost like the people at COVID, when they figured out they were wrong, it's not like they came out and said, oh, I'm sorry, we're wrong. They just shut up. So I'm not sure there would be another way to expose where the evil was coming from unless it became so obvious to everybody that that's where it's coming from. You see what I'm saying?
Absolutely. Well, I mean, dude, and to your point, so that makes me think, it makes me feel more more inclined to that option.
Yeah, more inclined to think that he's always known. And, and like, if I knew— and I've said this plenty of times on the show— if I knew that those were the enemies and I knew that people couldn't see it, and I know, and I needed to expose it, I would move myself very close to them, let them believe that I was loyal no matter what, and let them expose themselves, and then separate myself and be like, no, fuck that. And that appears to be what's sort of happening. And I think we're reaching symbolically, knowing that Trump is a showman. He comes from show business. He's one of the best brand builders that's ever existed. We all know that Trump has a big ego. I'm not saying that from a bad— I think sometimes it's bad for him, but a big leader of a big organization, you can't get there without a big ego. You got to have a lot of self-belief and you have to, you know what I'm saying? People also don't always understand that, but it's fine. But knowing what I know about Trump from watching him as a, as a businessman for my whole life, because I always kind of looked at him as, you know, the American entrepreneur dream.
Yeah.
And I've read all his books, I've studied all his shit, I've watched him a fucking gazillion times. The guy's a tremendous showperson. What I think it's fair to say that Trump wants to go down in history as an iconic, like, legendary figure. He's at the end of his life. He sacrificed a lot of the last 10 years at least where he could have been on a fucking yacht, dude, doing whatever the fuck he wanted. People don't— people forget that.
Yeah.
Like, they don't understand. The level of comfort and wealth that this man has lived in for a long time. And while he still has Mar-a-Lago and he's still a big shot and he's still this thing, he's, he's voluntarily put himself in this position where, like, it's been incredibly stressful and he's had to, you know, his family's dealt with a lot of bad things. And say what you want and you can go along and say, yeah, well, they're inside trading, or I'm not talking about any of that shit. I don't fucking know any of that shit. I don't fucking know, but I know this: that dude wants to go down as a legend. And what better legend, what better fucking story to be told about a United States president than on the 250th anniversary of the United States, he declared our independence from the quote-unquote deep state terrorists? That's a good fucking story.
Pretty fucking legendary.
That's what I'm saying. So we're— I think we're going to see a lot of shit over the next couple weeks. And if it doesn't happen and these things don't happen, then, you know, I'm wrong and it's a different discussion. But I don't— I don't know, man. Like, I never thought I'd see him come out like he has in the last few days, in the last week, very quickly. It has changed quickly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We shall see, man.
But I mean, dude, you know, I hope he's not thinking that like this is just about Netanyahu because it's about all of the influence that they have in this country. It's about all of these people. Like, did you see fucking Elon tweet about fucking Soros? Did you see that?
No. Was it recent?
Oh, fuck yeah, bro. Elon tweeted out, he said, he said Soros has spent half of his wealth overthrowing countries and manipulating elections and spending all this money to do this. And Elon said, he said it's time for him to find out how powerless he actually is. That could have been a fake news tweet, but I saw that going around. Now, I'm not on Twitter personally where I'm on there watching it, but I saw something like that searching for it.
He tweets a lot.
Yeah, it might have been, it might have been, it might have been bullshit. I saw it going around, dude. That's the problem right now is you can't fucking— people can just manufacture fake shit like they're manufacturing fake text messages, fake DMs, fake voice notes, fake fucking videos, everything, dude. It's fucking crazy.
MAGA for Liberty.
Oh, well, it could be propaganda. But the point is, back to my original point, is that that shit's got to stop. You know, if you truly want to— if you— if this is his plan, you have to cut out all of this foreign influence that we have in our country. By the way, not just from Israel, from fucking everybody. So, and I don't know how he could do that without just like arresting people, you know.
Yeah, we shall see, man.
It's interesting that they're posting Q shit on the fucking White House shit today.
It's not the first time either.
No, but it's like, it's like heavy right now.
Yeah.
And like, that's either like, okay, Uh, we need to reel these people in and give them some sort of hope, and then so we can continue the destruction, or some shit's about to go down. And when you think about the story that would be told by that, I don't know, like, to me that sounds like a pretty fucking iconic story.
Yeah, 100%, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation, let's know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number 3. You know who Rory McIlroy is?
The golfer?
Yeah, the golfer. Yeah, he's in trouble.
Why?
Because he called a heckler, he started fat shaming him.
Really?
Of course.
Yeah, Rory McIlroy is lauded by fans after brutally fat shaming US Open heckler in New York. Rory's game might have been off during the last two rounds of the US Open, but his comeback still packed a punch. The Masters champion finished tied 32nd in the event at the Shinnecock Hills outside of New York this weekend, and he had to deal with some rowdy crowd behavior along the way.
Watermelon.
It's pretty good.
That shit is good.
It's pretty good. Yeah, let's check this clip out. Get in the bunker!
Bunker!
Get in the bunker! I hope you live there today!
Wait, what was the guy yelling?
He was like, get in the bunker, like hoping that he did bad, you know what I'm saying? He's heckling him. Yeah, play that again. He just looked at him with a fat belly. Get in the bunker!
Bunker!
Get in the bunker! I hope you live this The gas. I think it's great, bro.
It's amazing, bro. If you're gonna talk shit, you gotta be willing to take shit.
Gotta back it up.
Yeah, well, I mean, look, bro, you can heckle someone, but if they tease you back, you gotta fucking— it is what it is, and he fucking owns you, bro.
It is what it is. But, you know, the reason I brought this up though, because I thought it was kind of incredible, dude. There's something about sports. That just, you know, it can just bring people together. It's awesome to see. Um, you know, it doesn't matter where you're from, who you are, you got a team, that's your team, you know. And we're seeing that right now with the World Cup, uh, the games happening around the world. Um, and dude, there are some pretty sick shit happening, really wholesome stuff too. Yeah, despite all the crazy shit and, you know, the Israeli government doing all the crazy shit, there's some really awesome things that are happening. Um, this video, I saw this video from Times Square that just got posted. This is like some type of like warm-up ritual that the, the fans do for this team. Um, check this out, bro.
That's Norway.
Fucking sick.
Yeah, Vikings, bro. That's badass, bro. That's badass.
That's fucking sick.
That's badass.
That's fucking sick.
Fucking right it is.
And it's a shit ton of them.
Yeah, bring that same energy back to your homeland. Get them motherfuckers out of there.
No shit. Yeah, but dude, everybody's doing it, man. And it's just really cool to see, like, and we've— there's been a lot of videos too of just like, you know, these— the fans, a lot of people flying in, um, or maybe there even are Americans with, with, with heritage. There's a clip with, uh Bosnians, uh, in Inglewood, California.
Yeah.
Okay, out of all places.
Yeah.
Uh, let's check this clip out.
Got a lot of unbelievable World Cup moments so far with the fans in America, but I don't think anything's gonna top Bosnia walking through Inglewood, California in all blue with not a care in the world. And here's the thing, this is a great example The Bosnians do not care about a single thing. Whatever you think is bad, the Bosnians have survived worse. You can wear your little colors in the hood in Inglewood, California. You can tell them what to wear, but these guys are from real mountain, okay? You are silly American guy. These guys from real mountain. Street fight. We don't street, street fight in America. I'm from real mountain. There's a tweet earlier in the tournament where a guy told a Bosnian to go get food in the middle of the hood and was like, LMAO, bro, the hood looks like Disney World to somebody from Bosnia.
Yeah.
Well, the funny thing is, though, is that people are like, oh, well, you know, the Crips, that's who is around Inglewood. They're like, oh, the Crips told them they had to wear blue if they were—
no, they didn't.
Dumb fucks. Yeah, that's the color of like, yeah, their flag. Yeah, it is what it is.
Yeah, I don't see anybody fucking with them.
No, nobody's fucking with them, dude. I saw this, uh, this one of these gangster dudes posted this. He's like, uh, Bosnia is walking through Inglewood right now. It's just like, uh, but dude, it's been awesome seeing it. Yeah, it's been really, really cool. Um, now the FIFA World Cup, it's happening. They've broken it down. I saw this other, uh, crazy story about the World Cup. Um, and as a, uh, a branding, um, you know, expert, I would call you, um, you know, you know a thing or two about branding and culture and how that works. Um, I did not know how the FIFA World Cup was being ran and like, you know, the stipulations and stuff that they put in. Did you know that they, uh, they told Gillette Stadium that they had to cover up their logo for the World Cup?
No.
Like for the games that are happening there. And so Gillette responded by covering it up. But they made it look like shaving cream. Uh, branding, I thought, you know, 10 out of 10.
That's smart.
That's fucking smart. Yeah, that's fucking smart. But yeah, they're very strict on— and the reason was because they are not official sponsors of the FIFA World Cup.
Yeah.
Um, and you know, I guess they're not allowing free fucking advertising to happen. Um, so yeah, Gillette Stadium, they had to cover up the Gillette logo, uh, and they did so with a giant blob of shaving cream.. But all the players, even around, doesn't matter what you're wearing, if it's not a sponsored affiliate, you have to cover it up. Levi's.
Yeah, I saw the Levi's one.
Levi's Stadium, they had to cover up theirs and they responded the same thing. I don't know if that's supposed to be underwear or what.
Now they just covered it and it kept the iconic shape of their brand and then they changed their profile picture on their socials to reflect it.
Yeah.
Smart.
It's fucking genius. Yeah, but I mean, even it goes as deep as the condiments used in the stadiums.
No shit.
Has had to been taped up and covered up. Um, so welcome— this tweet said, welcome to stadium in Santa Clara, Santa Clara, home of the World Cup and today's. Uh, and then all of the, the Heinz, uh, I think that's, uh, is that, is that Miracle Whip? What is that? What is that? What's the one? You should know this. What mayo is that?
Well, fuck, I don't eat mayo. I don't eat fucking mayo.
But yeah, like they're very strict on it, man. But, but yeah, all the games are going on and it's great. You know, I'm most excited.
Real.
Oh, this is absolutely real.
Oh, it's absolutely real.
Nigeria and Germany. What's wrong with that?
That's not real, bro.
It's real.
That's real.
It's real.
It's Nigeria and Germany.
Oh my God, bro. Holy shit.
No, dude, the World Cup though, man. What have you been most excited to see? First of all, I think the USA has actually a pretty good shot.
You know, we'll find out.
I think they have a pretty good shot.
We'll find out. I think they're going to do better than, than they have in the past.
Yeah.
Which is great because like, why shouldn't they?
Right.
Okay. Like, why shouldn't the United— like, traditionally the United States has been terrible in the World Cup. Uh, but we have the best athletes in the world and the best resources in the world. And I understand it's not the focus. I think there's a— I think in sports culture it shifted so much. I have a lot to say about this thing, but I think the reason that the United States might be doing better now is because like when I was young, if you were an athlete, you played like all the sports.
Bo Jackson's.
Yeah.
Yeah. You, you know, in the fall you played football, whatever, right? And in the winter you did wrestling. In the spring you play baseball. Nowadays, these kids at a very young age are like picking one sport and they're just dedicating all their time to that, including soccer.
Yep.
Okay. And I think we've been doing that long enough now where the young men who are on the soccer team have grown up in that system, which has produced a better team. So they're certainly looking much better than they have in the past. It would be really cool if they are competitive to the point of getting, you know, into the quarterfinals or the championship game or even winning.
Yeah.
I mean, that would be unbelievable. But in the past, they haven't— they just haven't been as competitive as we would love to see here. But yeah, dude, I've actually enjoyed— what I think is the coolest thing is all of these people that are making these reels that have come here, and then they're saying, we've been completely lied to about America.
Yep.
This is an awesome place. The people are awesome.
Food's amazing.
Food's amazing, right? And like, we could have a discussion about the food. Yes, it's good when you're on vacation. You don't eat that shit every day, bro. You'll look like one of us.
Yeah, that's how big the fucking Abortions are—
yeah, well, yeah, so like I've enjoyed seeing all of that, you know, they're, they're— these guys go into like baseball games and rodeo and all this shit and like really just having their minds blown. And I think it's great because they're realizing that they've been the victim of propaganda about us. But I also think that it's exposing to Americans how good we actually have it. And it's reminding people here that like, this is a very special place, and most of the world, which most Americans haven't been able to travel the world, is not like this here. So it's forcing everybody here to be grateful and recognize what it is that we have here. And I think that's really fucking important, especially for all the culture things that we have going on in the world that we just spent the last hour talking about, right? You know, at the end of the day, man, people are people, okay? And this is why I've always tried to not generalize entire groups of people, because it's just not true, bro. The only generalizing that should be done is us, the regular people, the quote-unquote peasantry, okay, globally, and then the leaders of these countries.
That's the generalizations that need to be happening. It's not along the lines of race. It's not along the lines of religion. Those things are put and pumped into our society so that these governments, including ours, including theirs in Europe, um, can continue to do all of these oppressive things and these horrible things to maintain their own power and wealth that damage the culture and society of the population that lives there, to the point in in Europe where they're legitimately trying to eradicate the native cultures. So it's cool because I think it's exposing people to a couple of different facts. Like, hey man, I don't really give a shit if you're black or you're white or yellow or you're red or you're from fucking India or you're from fucking America or you're from fucking Brazil or you're from England or whatever, dude. We're all pretty much the same.
We're all cool.
We all kind of want the same things. And in all of those places, we have good people and then we have criminal elements. And that's the reality of the human race. And I think it's reminding people globally of that. I think that's super important. Yeah. And I think, you know, there's going to be fallout for these governments because of what's happening here, if I'm being honest, because I'm seeing videos of people who have gone home to their home countries after they've been here to watch a game or two.. And they're like, bro, I never, like, I'm having like a hangover from there because like, it's so miserable here. And it's so like, it's causing them to notice how they've had their freedoms and their culture stripped away little by little by little by little. And remember, a lot of these people are in their 20s or they're, they're, they've never grown up another way. So like, they don't, they don't have a perspective of like what it's traditionally been like, you know, whereas you know, me in my 40s, up until 9/11, shit was cool, bro. It was cool. And people got along. And then it just started deteriorating more and more and more with the propaganda.
So, I mean, dude, I think this is awesome. I think it's really cool. I think it's cool for the Europeans and the Asians and the South Americans and everybody who's— the Middle Eastern guys. Like, I even saw this thing where where the soccer team from Iraq was in Boston and after their game they cleaned up their entire locker room. No, you know, you're thinking of Japan cleaning the stadium.
Got it. Okay.
The Iraqi national team cleaned up their locker room, made it perfect, just like we would do here. And then they wrote a note on the board in English and Arabic that said, thank you, Boston, for hosting us. You know, yeah, bro. Like, people are people, bro. And they— respect earns respect. And, you know, people here would say, oh, fucking Iraqis are bad, bro. These motherfuckers are just like you. They're just in a different part of the country or a different part of the world, bro.
Language, that's all.
And I think this is exposing this for maybe the first time to a lot of younger people. And I think there's a lot of good happening. I think it's— I think it's great. It's one of the— I think it's the coolest thing online right now is watching these people experience American culture.
Like, bro, it's a perspective that's important for us as Americans to realize. Absolutely. Because like, there's that saying that like, you know, like to your point about, you know, people who grew up in these other countries, they go home, the hangover, right? There's a saying like, you know, you sit in shit long enough, it stops smelling.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? So, but there's also the same—
it's also if it's good.
Yeah. If you sit in bliss long enough, yeah, it stops feeling good. Dude, you know what I'm saying? So it's nice to be reminded, oh shit, you know what, it is pretty fucking cool.
Yeah. And hopefully these people will go home and demand better in their places as well, you know. So I think there's— I don't see anything bad happening from it at all. You know, the one team that— the two teams that I've been enjoying watching is Norway's team right there that you cover, but also the Tartan Army from Scotland.
Yeah, bro.
And why those motherfuckers are just like literal Americans, bro. Like, they're like like you guys over in Scotland, you don't even understand. You're the same exactly as us. Like they go to the bar, they get all the fuck, they get fucking hammered, and then they do funny-ass shit where they're drunk. They go put traffic cones on all the statues and like, dude, it's just fun, bro. Like I saw, I saw this video of these dudes who rented a house in this neighborhood where up in Boston and they came out at 6:00 in the morning the day of the game. They were playing bagpipes and the neighbor woke up like, what the fuck is going on? And so he walks across the street, 6:00 in the morning, and they got him a beer. And like, then he like made friends with all these dudes. And like, you know, when I was young, I had the privilege of being able to backpack through Europe, dude. I got to be around all the fucking different European dudes when I was 17, 18 years old. And fuck, man, you— beer unites people, bro.
Like, I'm just being real.
Like, like, we would go, we would go to England and we drink beer with the English dudes. And then we went to France, we drank beer with those guys. We went to Switzerland, we drank beer with those. Everybody's the same, man. Everybody's the same. And, uh, I think if, you know, if the world will figure that the fuck out, we'd have a much better world. And we also got to figure out like, hey man, they're lying about us. To us and they're lying about you to us. And it's kind of like that, that meme with the Spider-Man where they're all like, oh, the point.
Yeah, yeah.
Except they're figuring out, yeah, wait, we're all the same. You know what I mean? Which is really cool to see. And like, it's, it's been, it's been super refreshing, man.
Yeah, that's fucking awesome.
Yeah, I love it, dude.
I think it's great.
I saw this one clip of like this dude. I saw a couple of clips. I saw this clip of like a— I think he was English. He went— I think I sent it to you. He went into Raising Cane's.
Oh, and got the cup of fucking sauce.
He said he wanted to order the sauce as a drink. And he's like— he went in and they did it and he came out and then there was all the black guys and they were making fun of him.
This nigga got a cup of sauce. Yeah, bro.
And then there was another one where these like— this dude, this Asian dude was he had like a slab of ribs and he had a fork and a knife and he was trying. And this dude just walks over like American black dude.
Yeah.
And he's like, no, no, no. He's like, get your fucking fingers in there. He's like showing him how to eat the ribs. It's just like, bro, this is what our culture has always been about. Like, let's fucking remember that, bro. We're all on the same team. And dude, the truth of the matter is, is like when you go out in the real world, that's how it generally is. Like, sure, they're shitbags, but that's like a very small percentage of the people. Everybody else is, is cool as fuck. And if they're on edge, it's because they've been told all these stories that make them feel that way.
That's right. That's right, bro.
You know, like, fuck, man. Like, I don't know. I think this is the coolest thing I've seen in a long time, and it's made me feel really good about people. Whereas, you know, for the last few years, I felt kind of down on everybody, but I think everybody's figuring it out at the same time, which is fucking awesome.
It's really awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah. Does India have a soccer team?
Yes.
Football team. How are they doing? Hmm.
Okay. Okay.
Did they win any?
I don't know. That's not the people. There is— there are people who play that, but their main game is cricket.
Yeah.
And badminton.
And they're good at it.
Yeah.
Very good at cricket.
Cricket. World Champions. Yeah.
Play with the crickets.
Well, at least we're not eating them. I mean, that's what they want for us. Don't eat fucking steak. Eat fucking crickets.
That's right.
That's right. You know, like, bro, and let's talk about this shit. We're cleaning out the fucking corruption. Let's clean out all these motherfuckers that are trying to force all this shit.
Like, I think they should just go to jail.
Just, dude, dude, listen, man, there's, there's like 2,000 to 5,000 people on this earth that are creating the disruption for the entire planet. And when the entire planet finally wakes up to who those people are and the lengths that they've gone to make their life more difficult, those people will be eradicated from the fucking earth. And I would say we're approaching that at a much faster rate than I think those people anticipate.
Well, you know, you know, I have a list. You know who's on my list? The motherfucker that invented paper straws. Well, fuck that guy. I mean, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I mean, like, fuck that dude, bro.
I mean, how long did that last? That's still going on.
I mean, they still try it in some places.
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure. Come on, bro. Fuck that. I want to know that.
Yeah, let's, let's, let's eliminate paper straws but allow people to do drugs in the streets and fucking throw their needles all over the place. Shit everywhere.
Save the snapping turtles. It's like, okay, well, I mean, I can get with that.
Yeah, I can get with that. I mean, how about just drink out of the fucking glass?
Right?
How about serve shit in glass and you just drink out of it like a normal fucking human, not like a child?
That's right.
Right. Like, like little kids need straws, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
How come they don't give you a straw with your fucking beer? Because that'd be fucking gay. That's why. So why do they give you a straw? Why do they give you a straw with your Diet Coke? You know, like, grow the fuck up, man.
Oh, that's fucking— that's classic right there.
I'm just being real, dude.
I love it, man.
Look, think how fucking stupid you look drinking beer through a fucking straw. It doesn't even make sense.
There's one thing we can all— nobody wants to, to— nobody wants to look gay, you know what I'm saying? That's not gay.
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay.
All right, guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. It is time now For our final segment.
Yeah.
Got thumbs up, bro.
I can't help but notice shit like that. Like that. Like, I'm sure most people have never thought about that.
Like, yeah, no, why?
Why do you get a straw with soda and water, but you don't get one with a beer?
Yeah, it's weird.
Okay, so can't we just eliminate straws and fucking drink out of the fucking cups? Like in a restaurant?
Be nice.
I mean, like, isn't that what adults do? Unless you have like some sort of deformity or, you know, like You know, you drink Blue Razz Farm? Yeah, like, I don't know, like, now I'm not saying I don't drink out of a straw too, but now I'm wondering why I do, you know? Yeah, I don't know, you know, it seems like an easy problem to solve.
Yeah, yeah, that's real, man.
I think we could start with things that are more important, like the chemicals they spray in the air and the shit they put in our water, and like the fact that the average male has the testosterone, you know, at 20 years old of a 60-year-old male just 25 years ago because of the Strauss. Okay. Yeah. Well, maybe. I don't know, man.
I'm saying, get you conditioned to suck.
Yeah.
Yeah. You know what? Prepping you. Nothing. Nothing would surprise me.
Yeah. Low T and now you can suck better, you know?
Yeah.
That's fucking crazy, man. Oh, man.
Same thing with vapes.
With who?
WAP.
What's a WAP?
They're conditioning you to suck robot dicks.
What's a WAP though?
WAP.
Oh, a vape. Yeah, yeah.
My pronunciation's screwed up.
A vape.
Well, DJ's gonna be good at that.
All right, thumbs up for Dumb as Fuck, guys. We're gonna bring a headline and we're gonna talk about it. We get to vote on this, and I thought, you know, what better way? We got World Cup going and you love anime. I do. Let's combine the two, shall we? Our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, meet Merlin the duck, a Mexico City streetside regular turned World Cup mascot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You like ducks, don't you?
I love ducks. Yeah.
Julián Quiñones and Raúl Jiménez may have scored the goals, but a duck stole the show as Mexico celebrated its World Cup opening victory over South Africa. On Thursday, Merlin, a 2-year-old duck dressed in the national team's colors, became an unlikely internet sensation and the tournament's first unofficial mascot. Uh, let's check this duck.
Ya me considero como tal y bueno, pues para nosotros ha sido una sorpresa la verdad el hecho de que Merlín sea la mascota no reconocida del mundial y la verdad nos sentimos muy complacidos de tal situación y sobre todo de que la gente ame a mi pato. Come on, who wouldn't love your duck? Look at that, that's the cutest shit ever, man.
Their base expression is a smile.
Yeah, dude, ducks have tons of personality. People don't understand, dude.
Shit ton. Um, but there's a problem. Okay, what's that? Uh, well, because, you know, Mexico has their duck and, you know, that's cool. And, uh, Scotland said, hold my beer, they have a duck as well.
Oh really?
Now, yeah, and their duck, instead of walking through, uh, with a mariachi band, is walking with bagpipes. Check this one.
See, that's a little ruin duck, bro. That's like Daisy. That's so cute. No, he's going, he's ready.
Yeah, wait, no, that's a female, right? That'd be a female.
That's so cute.
Yeah, they're ready, dude. Memes have been pretty amazing.
That's a Pekin duck.
Yeah, that's the same as Sam, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's awesome, dude. People don't understand how cool ducks really are. Well, they're really cool. Everybody wants to get them now too. But you guys got to remember, man, they're a lot of work, dude. And if you want them to be like your pet, you have to like hand-raise them.
Yeah. Like a lot of socialization. It is almost like— I feel like what's going to happen too is like everybody's going to get ducks and there's going to be like a duck like, you know, well, many ducks that you see it right now, like people are like, you'll see ads all the time.
Like, we have these ducks, we don't— we can't take care of them anymore. We want them. It's like, dude, don't get shit if you don't think you can handle it because you can't just get one. And dude, they have personalities and they imprint on their owners and like, that's your— their fucking family. Like, it's sad, you know? Like, it's— it's— they're really like little dogs, bro. Like all the ducks that are at— that we have at the house are all— they all have like their own personalities, you know. I know people don't know that because they've never really been around them that much. Most people just go to the park and see ducks, but like once you've had them, you start to realize that they're— they, they literally have like distinct personalities.
Yeah, yeah.
They get jealous, they laugh at you, they're funny, they'll do shit to make you laugh, like chase you. Yeah, like they'll fuck with you. Like, they're, they're funny, dude. But that, that's super cute.
Yeah, a little Merlin dog.
Yeah, I like them both. They're both okay with me.
Merlin or the Scottish one?
I like them both. I couldn't pick.
Can't pick one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Well, thumbs up for Merlin.
Yeah, that's why I couldn't go duck hunting, bro. Yeah, like I couldn't do it. Like, those ducks are like they, bro, when, when James died, raccoons ate her. And like, Duck, our other duck, was like devastated, bro. You know what I'm saying?
I remember that.
Yeah.
Like, it's just not like, bro, I just think people need to have like some more understanding of like, these are fucking little souls and spirits and shit. Like, they don't.
Yeah. You know, that's also why he's so protective. Of Daisy so much. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? He is, he's like really protective. Like, I don't think he wasn't even that protective with James, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's interesting to see. Um, but yeah, man, thumbs up for these guys, these little, little waddlers. Yeah, I like it.
They're awesome.
And I like it. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.
All right, guys, well, uh, we'll see you later on the week. Don't be a hoe, share the show.
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On today's CTI, Andy and DJ break down the latest developments as U.S. and Iranian officials conclude a second round of talks in Switzerland aimed at a broader agreement, an anti-ICE protester waving an upside-down American flag is struck by a vehicle outside Delaney Hall, and Rory McIlroy goes viral after brutally shutting down a heckler during the U.S. Open in New York.