Transcript of I wish my dad was this cool

Yeah, seeing how your house operates makes a lot of sense for your personality.

Like his dad, there's Nerf guns that he's giving out, and no one is safe.

I'm sitting there and John's dad just shoots me in the neck, and I'm like, Oh, it's like that.

He shot me in the neck. He starts laughing. He's like, What are you laughing at? He's been like, God, what is going on?

Wait, that's sick. He shot me in the eye.

Luckily, I closed my eye because I saw it coming, and it literally hit my eyelid. I looked at him and was like, That hit me in the eye.

He's like, I have to stay.