Transcript of Australians please confirm if this is true

Would you guys ever go to Australia?

I want to go, yeah. I want to see kangaroos. I want to see giant spiders.

I want to see all of it. Like, giant spiders in your cabin that you're living in?

I would prefer not that, but I'd love to see a spider the size of someone's head just like...

No, that's the exact reason why I don't want to go to Australia. All the horror stories of people sitting on their toilet and then a giant spider just crawled out of it. That just terrifies me. What would you do in that situation?

Yeah, no, I'd be a little, but that's why you carry a big knife in Australia, right?

Everyone has one in Australia. Everyone.