Transcript of Eric Andre: A Joke about the show 'Cops'

You remember the show cops, did you guys ever watch the show CommScope? Is it just me or is reggae the most inappropriate music they got have picked to open up the show? Cops, you can't slap reggae over police brutality footage and call it a day.

I thought an intro for the injured of cops is like, you're under arrest.

You're unarmed, innocent black teenager by I'm on going down, down, but I'll stop. All right. Welcome to the island of Peace Security chased by boats, you disenfranchise transgender prostitutes.

Jamaica is a tropical island Saturday morning. Our national currency is the delicious coconut.

This is a system invented by rich, white, Christian, heterosexual businessmen. And if you don't match that description, it is my job to subjugate and oppressed you by the fact that I am here. Charge. Sorry. Under the seat by the. Stream, Eric, Andre, legalize everything only on Netflix.