Transcript of There's still a few seats left

In the fall of 2004, it became clear that really nobody had a clue what happened to him.

Being in the basement was far more police were starting to ask some questions.

He noticed something totally bizarre. It just seemed impossible. Let's get into today's story.

I am going on tour so you can get that strange, dark, and mysterious goodness live and in person.

I want the people in the audience to be drawn into the stories I'm telling the same way they are at home.

It's a privilege to have the opportunity to stand in front of people who have chosen to be here just to listen to me. I want them to leave thinking, My God, that guy can tell a story.