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Hello, Internet, welcome to Game Theory,where today's episode is perhaps

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the single most important that we've doneon the final floor in a long, long time.

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Today, my friends, our goalis to solve Golden Freddy.

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That's right.

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For now, Fred, I am justified in usingmy favorite golden boy in the thumbnail

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today because thisepisode is all about him.

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It's them, which I got to be honest,is probably a good thing because I've run

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out of ways to make Old Yeller overhere look interesting in a thumbnail.

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I mean, the dude's only got like two

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decent quality images in the entiresix year history of this franchise.

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Say what you will aboutmilking this franchise.

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Right?We've milked that image, right.

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If only every other characterin this franchise was clickable.

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But seriously, with the recent releaseof Buddy Call

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the Fifth Fassbach Fright Book,I think we have enough information now

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to finally put together a quasi definitiveanswer on who is in that iconic golden

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suit, which, got to be honest, is like thebiggest mystery to me in this franchise.

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At this point.

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Solving this one is like obtainingthe first of three massive holy grails

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when it comes to the lureof this franchise.

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But in order to do it,

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we're going to have to look at the games,the books and the spin offs.

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And by the end,

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we'll have ourselves an answer that notonly fits with the established lore

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of both game and book,but also an answer that satisfies pretty

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much everything about this characterand answer that irons out all the wrinkles

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and frustrations that I've had whenconcocting past theories about this guy.

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Oh, and it also just takes a little bitof the scabbed overwound of a past theory,

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OpenNet just enough that itmight get infected.

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So are you ready to have your mind blown?Are you ready to finally have the answer

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to this mystery that has beensix years in the making?

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Well, then let's beginwith the stitch rave.

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For those of you who've missed it,the stitchery story is happening in small

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chunks at the end of eachFassbach Fright book.

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It's kind of like an MCU post creditsteaser minus the color shifting Thanos.

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It's about an animatronic suit piecedtogether from the haunted spare parts

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of various toys and robots given lifethrough the power of human agony.

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Now that it's alive,the creature is wandering the city,

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collecting more haunted toys and killingpeople with its zappy hands,

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sucking their bodies dry and makingthem cry oily black tears.

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And up to this point, that's prettymuch all we do about this monstrosity.

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Lead me to conclude that the reason we'remeeting this thing is to prove

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the existence of remnant and how itworks via negative human emotions.

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Maybe set him up as the new villainfor that upcoming game security breach.

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Or at the very least,that's what I thought.

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Oh, no, dear theorist's the stitchery this

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far more important than wecould have ever imagined.

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In the epilogue of book number four,Step Closer, we meet Andrew and Jake,

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the two souls who find themselvestrapped inside the stitchery.

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And the conversation that they have whenthey first meet starts to give us some

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of the lower drops that we have beenwaiting years to hear quote from the book.

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Now, Jake was inside a metal thing.

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He didn't know enough about anything

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to understand what it was,but he did know that he wasn't alone.

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He was sharing this strange place.Oh, hi.

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Jake said, I'm Jake.Who are you?

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I'm Andrew.The child's voice was rough.

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He sounded a little like a boy Jake usedto know in school,

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a boy who was always talking back to theteacher and getting himself in trouble.

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Jake thought Andrew sounded angry,very angry, end quote.

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We're told that even though both theirsouls are infused into the same

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endoskeleton, Jake is the only oneable to move the stitch wreathes body.

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He's also the only one capableof seeing the outside world.

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Andrew is blind to it all.

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It's kind of like thosetwo man horse costumes.

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You never want to windup being the button.

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Those things, especiallyon Chappellet days.

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It's no wonder Andrew so mad.

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I'd be, too, if I was forced to spend aneternity looking at someone else's soul.

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But however, it's when they start talking

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about their former lives that thingsstart to get really interesting.

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Quote again, my memoriesare kind of fuzzy.

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Jake said fuzzy.Yeah, so are mine.

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Andrew responded.

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But I do remember wanting to getback at someone who hurt me.

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I think I attached myself to him.

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I got into his soul, made sure he couldn'tmove on when he should have died.

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I remember I wanted him to sufferthe way he made me suffer.

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I remember they tried to kill him,

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but I wasn't going to lethim go until I was ready.

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With a story like that,you could almost say that Andrew is

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a spirit wanting revenge,a literal, vengeful spirit.

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Perhaps now loyal Fanaroff theoristshave an idea of where this is all going.

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Right back when Ultimate Customer firstcame out, we theorized that the entire

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game was William Taft,entrapped in a fiery Xscape,

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a constant cycle of torture and tormentat the hands of his past victims.

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Or should I say one victim in particular,the spirit of Golden Freddy.

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Sure, he was called by many names,

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the one you should not have killed,the vengeful spirit.

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But in the end, by doing the impossible

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of that game and beating 1020 mode,it's revealed that Golden Freddy lingers

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on, twitching with rage,refusing to move on into his afterlife.

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And here Andrew is pretty muchconfirming exactly that sound.

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The party horns the children celebrating.

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It looks like we got one rightor should I say mostly right.

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What's interesting about this wholeJake Andrew conversation from the book is

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that back with ultimate custom night,we assumed that William Aften was dead

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and that this was justhis afterlife and purger.

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Or or each double hockeysticks or whatever.

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He died in Henry's fire,the one that was set at the end of NAFT

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six, the one meant to bringthe whole series to a close.

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I mean, how could he not be dead?

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Henry even had that awesome final linefor him, although for one of you,

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the darkest of hell hasopened to swallow you whole.

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So don't keep the devil waiting.

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Frank, you don't just surviveone liners like that.

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And yet here Andrew says that he was

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actively keeping his killer aliveagainst everyone's attempts on his life.

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So does that mean that afternoon?Still.

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No, no, no.

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I always come back.

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He attack he Protech he always come back.

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But just because William may have beenkept alive in the book law doesn't

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necessarily mean that he wasleft alive in the game law to.

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Well, it shouldn't, but I think it does.

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Fast forward to this month and our newestbook, Bunny, called what was originally

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supposed to be the fifth and finalinstallment in the Fast Bear Fright

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series, a literal five books at Freddy'suntil, of course, it got extended.

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Now we have ourselves the bonussixth and seventh night books.

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And while the first two stories in thisnew book are interesting and certainly

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worth talking about on a different day,it's the third one, the man in room 12 18

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that ties into ourGolden Freddy mystery today.

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Stop me if you've heard this one before.

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It's about a mysterious man in a hospital

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burned well beyond the point of death,and yet somehow he remains alive.

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Quote from the book, Man had no face.

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A hole in his skull indicatedwhere his nose used to be.

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Dark, cavernous pits,lacking eyes looked at nothing.

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A toothless mouth gapedwithout lips to protect it.

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We'd be remiss if we didn'twarn you, the nurse said.

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We know what he what that is evil.

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Father Blythe evil.

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In fact, the hospital staff is so

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convinced that he's the embodiment of evilthat they tried to kill him multiple times

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via injections,via smothering, via séances.

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But nothing will do it.

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He cannot be killed, but notfor the reasons that you would expect.

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It's not an iron will to live or

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the remnant that's flowing throughhis veins that's keeping him alive.

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It's a ghost.Each attempt on the patient's life is

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thwarted by the ghost of a boy with curlyblack hair wearing an alligator mass.

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In fact, the two seem to beintertwined with each other.

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The story informs us about the patient's

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brain patterns, and they well,they're a bit unusual.

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Quote, According to the hospital's sleep

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expert, that particular REM patternindicates nightmares, horrific nightmares.

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See there and there.

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The nurse pointed at onepart of the brain scan.

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Two signals means two livingthings, two entities.

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They're both vying for control

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of the brain, but they'reat odds with each other.

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We think they're tormenting each other.

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Sounds a bit like Andrew, right?

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Andrew attached himself to the manwho killed him and refuses to let him die

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so he can torment him,which is the exact relationship between

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the vengeful spiritand William Aften in the Games.

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And if there was any doubt about who thismysterious man in the hospital is,

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the patient wants to go to a father'sbeer distribution center.

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And we're told that the stitchery mysteryis somehow tied to a mysterious fire

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involving Freddy's and the former ownersof the business every which way to Sunday.

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This is our William Aften.

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Stand in for these books.

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Andrew is our vengeful spirit.Stand in.

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And it feels like the book is trying

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to tell us that custom night wasn'tpurgatory or heck,

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it was after living nightmare as he waslaying in a hospital bed recovering.

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William Aften may still be alive,

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or maybe he was alive and thenhe eventually explodes.

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Yeah, the story ends with William'scarcass being wheeled out to the beer

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distribution center and then itliterally blows up like a bomb.

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It is just as gross and gory anddisgusting as you would expect it to be.

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Maybe it's a good thing that thesebooks don't have pictures.

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My personal guess is that this is whatreleases the angry spirit of Andrew

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into lots of other toyslike Fetch and plus trap.

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And it may also be how Grafton's soul gets

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itself into a computer chip thateventually gives life to glitch trap.

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OK, this has been a lot about aften and I

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promise that this would be a megatheory about Golden Freddi.

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So how does it all connect together?

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Well, notice how I described Andrew's

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ghost, a boy with curly blackhair and an alligator mask.

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It's the same hair as the mysterious dead

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body found inside Golden Freddy'ssuit back in fase birthrights.

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Number three quote from that book,Downlow passed his arm.

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Devon could see a body, a dead body,

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but it wasn't exactly like he thoughthe'd find this one had curly black hair.

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The lure of the series doesn't tend

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to give us a lot, but one thing ittends to keep relatively consistent.

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