Transcript of Zach's mom gives Jared dating advice 😂

Hold on. I'm getting a call. Who cares about this podcast? I'm getting a call. My mom. Everybody pipe down. Hey, mom.

Where's my birthday present?

Where's your what?

My birthday present.

That is sad. I bought your birthday present. It was in the mail.

Well, it's not showing up at all, and I would like them.

What if it was just like, Hey, I'm so glad you got me a birthday present. It's not here yet. I was just wondering when it was getting in.

No, it's a little past the two here. Okay.

Oh, did I tell you what happened with Jared?

What the fuck?

He hooked up with that girl.

Oh, he shouldn't have done that.

I tried to say that.

A little too soon there, Jared Bear. Because he always gets... He always... Oh, whatever.

Yeah, he- He always what? Wait, he always what?

Because then it's not as magical when you start that at the beginning.

Exactly. That's why I always say, if you're going to do it, you got to do it at Disneyland. No, you can keep it interesting in the room.

Is that him in the background? Yeah.

Hi. Yeah, that's him.

Well, we're going to have to have a little mother, second, son talk.

How about you mind your own business? Whoa, did you hear him say that?