Transcript of worst h00kup story🤣

One time I hooked up with a girl and lost my virginity to her. We hooked up. The next morning I went downstairs and we were all chatting up. My buddy was like, What did you do? I was like, Oh, me and her hooked up. He was like, When? I was like, This time he goes, Dude, she gave me a job like 30 minutes before. Did you make out with her? I don't think so, but probably. What did he taste like?