Transcript of Vice president of what? 😱

I was vice president of the Harry Potter Club in high school. Are you serious? Yeah.

You're a nerd. Are you a Huffle?

Gryffindor.

Of course, you are. Of course. Wannebe. I took the test as well. What would you do in this Harry Potter Club?

It really was an excuse to nominate one of our friends for homecoming. But field quittage.

Field quittage? You ran around carrying a broom between your legs?

It's basically just ultimate frisbee, like handball.

It's like handball for virgins. What?

What?