Transcript of These girls did him dirty 💀🐐

There's a guy at our high school. This is not a funny story, but these girls were messing with him, and they were the cool, popular girls at school. They said if he hooked up with this goat, they would hook up with him, and he did.

And they didn't hook up with him, I imagine. No, of course not. Who's going to hook up with goat? Jeez. Also, there was another girl in our school that... Where did they find the goat? There's also the girl in our school.

Do you know where we're from? That's not the hardest part of this story. It's easier to find goats than people. I forgot.

This other girl thought she pregnant because she swallowed. She was terrified.