Transcript of Testing Our Limits with a Shock Collar! | Dropouts #244

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We have a game, and you guys are going to love it. I'm going to love it, too. It's shock collar Trivia. We could not do this.

That's what I said.

I think it's funny. Then put it on your neck and I'll ask you some questions. It looks dainty, less dangerous.

It's insane. It's powerful. Curve-fold.

Level one, it sent my arm three feet back.

And guess what level it goes to? 99. Just hold it. 3, 2, 1.

You've I'm trying to set.

That was crazy.

Why am I letting you talk me into this?

All right, one, two, three.

I felt my life flash before my eyes.

It's just me and you all weekend, baby girl. Oh my God, you're going to kill her.

You're going to be in the cage for 20 hours.

No, I'll keep her on the bed. She's honestly old enough now. She can be down here by herself.

She's not that old.

Yeah, but hang out with her a little bit.

Oh, yeah, I will. She's seven months, eight months.

She's six months.

She's supposed to get her periods soon.

What? Stop with all this. She's baby.

She's supposed to get her periods soon.

Oh my God, that better not be this weekend.

Can you imagine?

I remember when Marina got her period.

Have you ever inserted a dog tampon?

You don't do you do that?

Do you like killing bits? Hold on, let's go to the start. Sorry. We're about to go down a rabbit hole. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Dropout episode. Who cares? 244. 244. What? I just made me think of World War II, and '44 was a big year. Thank you to our troops. Anyway, back to the dog stuff. No, no, no. So, yeah, we were about to go down a rabbit hole, and he's going to think he was going to have to stick something inside Lady May when she hit her, period. But Instead, you said, That's not real. I'm going to build a wall around banter.

You know what? Clocked it, noticed it.

I apologize. Yeah, but now it's over.

I'll still finger the dog's ass.

Is that what I'm supposed to be doing?

No.

Look at A, it's It's his first time watching a dog, so don't... Okay, so what you're trying to do is you're trying to explore the dog. You're trying the ins and outs of the dog. You're trying to see what makes the dog tick by sticking fingers, apparently. No, don't lick it. No, I'm sorry. I think you know what you're talking about. I'm starting to think about it. Hey, guys, do you mind if we hit some intro music? Felt different when I did that. Okay, so I started off my day, well, doing the workout, obviously. You would see the body, but I like to.

I did, too. It was a hard workout.

Skyler slept through it.

I didn't even get a knock on the door from my big man, Z, over here.

I texted you, and also when I was downstairs, I kept on hearing your alarm go off. I didn't hear it. And then I was like, Oh, he must be...

Well, I thought... He must be dead.

No, recently, he's talked about, he's like, Oh, imagine just sleeping through it and just missing a workout like my body would feel so good. So I was like, oh, maybe he hears it, but he doesn't want me to knock. That way he could be like, I slept through it. So I was trying to do you a solid.

He had your back.

Didn't even know. I didn't know it was nothing. I was in the void.

So This was premeditated. That's what I'm hearing.

Well, it would-I had my alarm set at 6: 15. I had five set.

Yeah, but you were dreaming about sleeping through it.

The alarm was going off, bing, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, and then it would turn off, and I was like, okay, he hears it. So he's wanting to sleep through this.

I don't even know how that was taught.

No, I do that all the time. I know I set my alarms in the morning, and then I'll set it for 7: 00 AM. I'll wake up at 9: 30. I know I had to get up and turn these off.

When I woke I woke up, I finally woke up at 8: 00. It was to an alarm. It was my 6: 30 AM alarm. I think at the Timer on it, if you delay it, it's eight minutes. I delayed it six times.

That's impressive.

Yeah, so I went there. And then usually, Nelson gets there first. And then, Robbie also wasn't there. So I roll in, and I'm thinking, Nobody put me in the group chat. We weren't doing a workout this morning. So I get up at 6: 30, and I'm existing. I'm like, I don't want to go do the workout. Then I get there, I'm like, There's I'm going to work out today. I'm going to kill everyone that's ever existed. And then it turns out our trainer biked 14 miles to get there.

Are you serious? He biked to the office.

He was just using his old ankles and whatever else is on your legs, your knees and stuff. It's so dangerous. Oh, no, that's fine.

God, he really puts us to shame.

I FaceTime. He FaceTime. Us. And then I called him.

You're not part of the system. You're not part of the hunt.

I'm more part of the hunt than you. You want to get into not being part of the hunt? Yeah. Me, Skyler, and Robbie have, and probably Alyssa agrees at this. I know that the three of us had the conversation. You're not part of the hunt, dude.

I didn't expect this from you. I expected anti-hunt talk. For people that don't know, the hunt is our workout.

The five-month hunt. Five months to get in the best shape possible.

Yeah, I didn't really get the memo. I thought we were just working out something. You thought it was a cool slogan. I came up with the slogan, so never say I'm not in the hunt. But dude, What are you talking about?

I've been working ever since we started the hunt.

I've been working out four days a week, minimum. Not this week. No. You missed two days back to back. No, because Sunday. I start my days on Okay, so that was basketball. I missed Monday, then Tuesday, and then I did Friday this week, so I have to work out this weekend before.

You're going to work out this weekend.

You're going to work out this weekend. I'm going to try my best. God allowing me. You're going to go... Okay, but four Four days? Okay, say this was the one week I only did three. Four days ever since the hunt started? That's good. That's a hunt. Yeah.

Okay, but part of the hunt- But what's your eating habits?

Exactly. My eating habits have been fantastic.

You almost said hummus, you fat fuck.

Hummus is good for you. We did it on a healthy episode of the Lunch Table podcast that you can find link below.

Hummus is good in small portions. It's really calorie dense. It's good in small portions.

Brother, I had... I dipped one chip. It wasn't even a It was something healthy I dipped in there. I dipped a carrot in one hummus. That's the extent of my hummus.

What did you dip in the spinach heartache dip was? Because I know you got some.

I did see the wood ranch bag.

I heard when I was on the phone, I heard you order it.

No, you didn't. You didn't hear me because I didn't order until after I was off the phone. Also, I don't like the micromanaging of what I put into my body and what I do with my body. No, that's fair. My body, my choice.

You feel like a woman now?

Amen.

Yeah, dude. Steal my fetus. What's the movement? They're taking the fetuses and then growing them in the labs and stuff.

I'm not putting them in the spinach artichaut dip. Fuck. I stutter my way through that.

No, you're good.

Take a moment.

Jared off the hunt. Got to get him out of the hunt after that.

I'm not out of the hunt.

He's probably the best one in the hunt.

Thank you.

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Your favorite hoodie, Text Me When You Get Home, is finally back in stock. I'm so glad you guys are going to absolutely love this one. The back is even my I'm in the comfort.

Look at this. Yeah, I thought that the rope was just going to dissipate like they typically do. Then I see Zack stand up and the chair just gets snatched. What are you doing?

I was shocked. I saw Rick because Rick was driving the car. I saw Rick come in and he looked so disheveled. He was just like, and I was like, What's wrong? He goes, today could have went very differently.

He almost killed Zack. Yeah. Rec looked like he saw a ghost, and he was really traumatized. He was like, God.

That was my bed. Well, okay, so you guys saw the video. So the rope is tied around me. The rope is tied to a chair, and then the car sped off. What Andy and Rec wanted to do, since obviously they're great editors, is rotoscope me and the rope in, and it's separate shots where... And I'm just like, It sounds like so much work. I'm going to sit in the chair and I'll just take off the rope before it kills me.

Before it fucking cuts you in half.

Yeah, Why don't we just do that? And then, yeah, Rick also came in. He's like, Also, Zack, so he gets up half a second before the thing almost kills him. And then he goes, all right, I got to go run to a meeting. I appreciate you guys. Because that threw me for a loop.

This man came inches from death and then just hopped on a Zoom.

He's like, I'm still crazy thinking about it.

Listen, man, if you want to push some units on some hoodies, you got to put your body on the line. You got to put your body on the line. And that's probably That's probably part of the hunt. Think about how many calories I burn from sitting and standing?

Adrenaline has to burn a lot of calories. I don't think it burns.

I had almost zero.

I was going to say, I don't think Zack really gets adrenaline rushs.

I could only imagine the pain my body would have went through if I tried shooting That's the thing, dude.

Yeah, you're not good with that stuff.

No, I'd have been.

Okay. It can burn calories, except Zack just said that he did not get an adrenaline rush.

Okay. Obviously, we're going to get off this topic of the hunt. But what do you guys think? I just come home, I stuff my mouth with Krispy Kreme.

We didn't say that.

No, I want to hear. Pretend I'm not in the room. Pretend I'm another figure, and I'm also giving insight on Zack's bad behavior. Let's talk about it. Hey, Zack's not doing the hunt. Is that how the conversation starts?

No, it's mostly like, is he really dedicated?

Four days working out? Every This morning, I have a salmon scramble.

Not every morning. What was this morning?

This was the first time I have a salmon scramble. It was eggs and bacon. Sausage, too. And avocado.

I didn't eat the avocado.

Yes, I did. I put it on top.

Oh, I thought you took it off.

No, I took it off so I could warm it because it was maybe room temperature. And you don't want to warm an avocado. Hot avocado?

I'm serious.

Hot avocado? So I throw that back on. Okay, we got protein. We got blah, blah, blah. No, I want to hear this. I want to hear why we don't.

Okay, the breakfast that you eat has never been the contention point.

That's what your breakfast is. You start off every morning pretty strong.

Yeah. Okay, and then where does it go down there? Probably dinner time.

Some mornings, you don't start off as strong because you do miss some workouts. Not a lot.

Four times a The cheek is good. It is.

It is good.

It is good. Oh, actually, no, this is a point I want to get to. He's going to turn it on. Okay.

Wait, the dinner. What about dinner? Let's continue down this before you try to turn this back on us. The It's the dinners. It's the Wood Ranch, the 14oz ribi, which that by itself is almost a thousand calories.

Which I have once, maybe twice. Once, maybe I haven't been to Wood Ranch in a week, maybe two weeks.

No, you were at Wood Ranch last night.

Yes, that's what I'm saying. That was the one.

But then you had outback steaks four times this week.

I got the surlorn because it's a lean meat and I need a protein. You want to know the only thing I got on my sides every single time was double broccoli.

You got a salad one night because I eat it.

Yeah, okay. You ate the salad with the ranch that I didn't order. I didn't do ranch.

I just used saliva.

It was a lot You're saying there's been no mac and cheese?

No.

Any of these times?

No, you can go through my literal... What's the app that sends you stuff? Uber Eats. Uber Eats.

No, but he's talking what ranch you do. You got to die about it.

That's my one cheat meal of the week.

We do need to cut back on red meat for you, though, because the doctor-I don't speak about my cholesterol.

No, I'm not talking about cholesterol. Honestly, I'll find your media family, beat the hell out of them with my meat.

Hey, I'm actually... Don't wink. Don't wink down.

I don't do that. Okay, so everybody just debunked. How does everybody feel? You're in the hunt. How does everybody feel that everybody's lying about me?

Okay, what you have to say?

I would just like to point out I was never in these conversations.

Well, you're not in the hunt either.

I am in the hunt.

Dara, you've been missing. You missed some workouts, too, and your diet's horrible.

No, it's not.

Her diet has been getting better for three days.

Yeah, this week has been good.

Thank you.

But you do miss some workouts.

I don't look like that.

I missed a workout today, too. It was the first workout I missed since January eighth.

Thank you. Did I look like that? Yeah, you put it side by side. You look exactly the same. Except for you drew on your eyebrows. Sorry, I'm natural.

Oh, my God. Okay.

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Oh, I'd like to make a point. Over here.

Go for it.

Skyler. What did I do? Started off at 265 pounds, and I hate all the praising he gets now of, Oh, look how great you've done. You've lost all this weight. You've worked so hard. I never let myself get to that point. Sorry, I was consistent my entire life to not let myself get so fat like him. And then it's like, Oh, he's done so well. Look how it's just shedding off. Yeah, if I was built like a whale, went on a treadmill three times, I look better, too.

What are we talking about? But here's what I'm sorry. Sorry, I kept up.

That's still impressive.

No, no, no.

It's not impressive.

It is. He was eating 6,500 calories, 7,000 calories a day. Fair. And then just like, worked out three times, and it just sheds off because God never intended us to be that big. His phone is going to handle him.

It takes a lot of self control to get away from that.

Do you think a lot of self control to ever get to that? You don't think I wanted the 7,000 calories?

But no, I'm going to push back here. Let's push. This is where the push has happened. Because, okay, yes, I did have some dark days of eating a lot of bad shit. I You eat equally as bad. Maybe not equally as bad, but pizza comes, it's six slices, no questions asked. So for the longest time, your body did it itself. The metabolism, fight, and fight, and fight. My metabolism, they've been on fucking vacation since I was six. No metabolism. So you get to shove shit in your mouth, not work out, and be like, Oh, I'm fit. Yeah, right. I ate it, and the stuff stuck around. They liked my body. They said, I like him. I want to burrow down in there. That's my Don't make this positive. They get in your body and they say, I'm leaving.

You're not a good fit for calories.

Oh, my God.

What?

When the pizza comes- You're six slices and you're a pound of blue cheese. No. And you've been taking my blue cheese. And the last time I had pizza come in, I had three slices. I've been learning from my past.

Those three slices, people are thinking, Oh, those are domino's slices. That's not that big. No, no.

These are That was the computer. These are prime pizza slices, and I swear they're this size.

Eats three. They're big. Eats three pyramids of pizza.

They're not that big. Don't bring in the aliens. This is probably how big the pizza is. No. Yeah, look, let me hinge.

No, it's way bigger than that.

No, he might be right.

I am right. Pizza is like... No shot.

It's like this.

No, you think the pizza is- There's such an easier way to do that.

Fuck this painting.

Fuck the dogs.

You've got... As a Georgia fan, I never thought I'd hear you say that. Oh, yeah. Wow. Don't clip that. Permission to fuck your girl. Okay, last thing. Last thing, we're going to move on. I also thought, okay, you showed up one of the fattest humans I've ever seen. You were probably 60% body fat, if we're being honest.

You don't want to start chiming in, Alyssa. You don't want those guns pointed at you.

You know what would be fun? Hold on, hold on. Get her in a second. You know what would be fun? Okay, so I was 30% body fat. You were the last time you were 40.

No. You keep saying that. I was 39.

0. 7. You keep missing that part. We're in the 30s. If I want to do this in tandem with you and I want to feel like a true brother-You want to get down and then we start together? And then we start together.

So you're pushing your hunt back?

I'm not pushing the hunt back. No, I'm still on the hunt.

I am just- Alyssa is a fat bitch. Sorry, Alyssa.

Okay, well- Flip that. This is what I was saying. The hunt, I guess there's not really a prize or whatever. It is a competition, but it should be technically like, biggest loser style, right? Where it's based on percentages that you lose. Because Skyler, if we're Found purely based on weight, Skyler is far in the lead ahead of any of us. But depending on body fat percentage loss and stuff like that-He could go on a walk and lose a couple of %. All of that has to be taken into account.

The win hits his fold right. It'll carry some MSG that way.

What are you laughing for over there? Chuckle fuck?

That doesn't make any sense.

I'll say, Sorry, I meant chunky.

Don't say it.

You ever been a Chucky Cheese? No. Well, people have. There's a fat rat there. You'd make a good one. Everyone's going out of town this week and come over and suck me off all you hot girls.

Dude, those sunglasses have changed you.

Can I stay? You stay. Wait, I don't want him second, though.

You go first.

Thanks. But he's going to be out of town. So you want to suck him off?

No, no, no, no. When the girls come over, I just prefer not to get second in line.

Wait, I'm confused. Girls are coming over and you want us both to get sucked. That's why you were staying? Why else would I? I thought you were going to be first in line for the sucking.

Yeah, that's what we all thought.

Because you said, I don't want to go second. I thought you meant you didn't want to go after one girl. But I will go first with the women. You can go second.

No, I will not be participating. I will be now going- Them's the rules. We're going to a wedding, dude. We're going to... Heath and Mariah are getting married. I know. Hit the applause.

Hit the yellow one.

Dude, they're just spitting vows at each other. Matrimony. Are you going to cry? No, I'm not.

Okay, wait. Let's play rock, paper, scissors. If you lose, you have to...

I object. Three papers. They never see it coming.

Like Dunder Mifflin with my hands.

Can you imagine? What? You said, I object.

Well, maybe I do object. I want to be with Heath.

I'm so excited. This has been so long.

No, there's only one reason you're excited. I don't know if we should talk about it.

Jared is single now.

Oh, yeah. Okay, Jared has a past flame that's going to be at the wedding that you were trying to participate in.

Google Gaga.

Hey, guess what, guys? Jared has been single for three months.

Okay. Well, Yeah, I guess it cat's out of the bag now.

We're solo ride. We haven't really talked about it.

But yeah, I am single.

Ready to mingle.

It was an amicable split.

We're getting into this?

I don't know.

Okay. I just didn't know.

All right. Basically, it was long distance. Distance is hard. She was going to move out to Los Angeles, as some of you know, she was going to be Alyssa's roommate, but then she decided that she wanted to stay close to family.

It just sucks because I thought she was really intelligent. You guys had good banter, and I could see the stars in both of your eyes when you looked at each other. I don't know. It just sucks that I guess you ripped her heart out when... I guess if love was true, you would have taken a chance on her a little bit more. I don't know. I don't know. I just think-Okay. No, anytime I talk to her, anytime I talk to her, it's weird because I've never seen someone else's future. I went and I saw you happy, and I was like, Oh, there he is. I was like, now he's smiling. Why do you do this? I saw you smiling for a reason. You always smile for no reason. I was like, he smiling for a reason. You never wanted kids, but you're holding like a...

It was a fur baby. I know what you're talking about at this point. It was a dog.

Love? Commitment? Someone that finally understands you emotionally and doesn't take advantage of you? Someone that actually... What?

This is stressing me out.

How is it not stressing me out? Because when you're stressed, I feel stressed out. How long have I known you?

Then why are you trying to stress me out?

I'm not, but God told me to tell the truth. Jared.

Oh, yeah. Jared, you've got to tell this date story. This is crazy. What happened?

I wasn't even going to talk about this on this episode.

This is It's funny.

Yeah. I decided, I was like, let me just see what's out there on the apps. Well, really just app. It was Hinge. Because been out of the scene for a minute, and I match with this very nice girl.

Have you received more likes ever since the growing of the beard?

I was getting significantly more likes. Thank goodness. I could tell that I was in a much better tier on Hinge.

Okay, so certain humans are better because of the looks.

Let's keep going. No, I'm saying it's a proven fact that Hinge has an attractiveness scale.

Before Hinge banned me, I never saw it. It's gone.

And so I match with this very nice girl, and we're supposed to go on a date on a Saturday or whatever. Friday rolls around. She's like, What are you doing tonight? Hell, yeah. I was like, I'm not doing anything.

She's a spur of the moment mama. Yeah, she's- Put her on the back of your kick that horse.

Let's keep going.

Spur of the moment joke.

Let's keep going.

Oh, Victor went by, sorry for your blood clot. Anyway, keep going. Don't worry about it. My brain goes spur, and then it keeps going.

She's like, Friday, what are you doing tonight? I said, I'm not doing anything tonight. She's like, You want to come out to the bar with me and my friends? I said, sure. So I go.

Which is a daunting thing. It is. It was a first meeting with the friends. That was crazy.

Yeah, it was insane.

I will admit, when I got there and I started meeting with friends and talking stuff, I was sweating bullets.

Was it all girls?

It was all girls.

Not negative, but it was very interesting.

It felt even more high pressure.

Well, I- That's a big step to meet friends.

You're going to take this the wrong way, but this comes from a loving spot. You photograph.

I don't photo Will.

Yeah, but he's not saying... He's saying a different... You're not photographing well. It's different than photographing.

You photograph in such a way that says You look good through your window.

No, I don't.

You look like- Peep and talkerish. Yeah, you look like you look at women through transparent pains.

You know what? Women look at that. Whenever I am on hinge, I'm like, Can this person... Does this look like a serial killer? It's in the eyes, too.

She wanted to bring you to see the girls because I assume there's more than five.

There was four, I think.

Yeah, that many can take you.

That was the plan. Oh, so this was a safety in numbers.

That's why I've heard. That's why girls get their nails done and travel in packs. Anyway, okay, so you get to the bar, the girls are blackout drunk.

Not blackout, but they've had some drinks.

Then you feed them more. They get blackout drunk. Then what happens?

I don't feed them more.

Okay, you buy them some rounds.

Did you buy a round for everybody?

No, actually.

Of course, he didn't.

That's not a power move.

He's the most money-pinching person I've ever met.

I bought my date a drink. I bought myself a drink. I bought us a It's we.

Go ahead.

That was nice. Whatever we hung out was a good interaction. Then Saturday, we go on a little brunch date, and we go get Bottomless Mimosas, get a little fucked up at Bottomless Mimosas, and then she's like, Oh, do you want to go do an escape room? This girl, spontaneous. She's just like, flying by the seat of her pants. We go do that. Totally botch the escape room. We do not get out. We barely even get to the second part of the room.

Was this a lack of intelligence or was this a lack of focus?

They were hammered.

Yeah, we were fucking hammered.

You guys were probably in a storage closet.

Shawshank redemption, but hammered. They were never getting out of there.

Were you with other people?

No, it was just us. Because it was like three o'clock or four o'clock on a Saturday. Nobody's doing an escape room at that time. Anyway, so we don't make it through there, but we have fun. And then we go our separate ways. So then Sunday rolls around. Oh, a three-day.

Three days. It feels like a cruise on land.

She hits me up, and then she's like, Hey, do you-You're a land shark. Do you want to come over to my place? And I was like, Okay, yeah. And I tried to get Skyler to come with me because she said, Bring a friend for my roommate.

Yeah. Number one, I I am never... Unless I get some vetting process, I'm never going to go anywhere. I was like, Hey, I got another girl for you. That's not going to happen. Why not? Number two, this was also funny because around the time, I had just gotten on hinge, and I was swiping, but I wasn't really in the mood to go on a date or anything. Still process and stuff. And Jared's like, Don't be a scolomy. I'm like, Jared, you haven't done it. This is your first thing in months. He tried to drag me to it. I'm like, I don't know these people.

Yeah. Continue. And I found out that we're not ride or dies.

Okay? Well, continue with the story.

Well, so I go over there and the apartment building is a little- Don't bash where this woman lives. No, no, no, no.

Basch economic value.

I was already just a little nervous. I brought this up because Ravi said that this was the funniest description he's ever heard. And I said the complex itself, like the hallways, it looked like the same apartment complex where the Joker was filmed. It's just that dark, eerie lighting, that yellow lighting. Anyway, so we go over there and we're talking, we're hanging out, we're having a great time.

Just putting this girl on blast. What What the fuck?

No one knows her name.

And then it's a Sunday, so we have to be at work in the morning. It's already like one o'clock in the morning or almost close to it. So I was like, Hey, I got to be up early tomorrow.

Didn't she kick you out, essentially?

No.

Damn. Anyway. Yeah, because it's a beaver day.

Wow. I thought it was a cuss word. Go ahead.

I get home and I send her a text. I'm like, Hey, it was a great night. Glad I came over. Made it home. Like I'll talk to you later, whatever. Then I proceeded to get hit with eight text messages in a row. That's just a woman.

They like talking to you. I'm sure it was very positive. What did she say?

They were all centered around the fact that I wasn't putting in enough effort.

You'd seen her the last three days? In a row.

He had just done a three-day bender.

After never meeting her.

You know what that is? That's the blender.

No ice.

No ice.

No liquids.

You were just...

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I was so confused. I was trying to explain. I was like, I spent basically the last three days with you.

A person you had never met.

I had never met prior to this.

What was the effort that you weren't putting in?

It was like a words of affirmation thing. I was just like- She's explaining her love language. Exactly. I was like, No, I definitely have complimented you, but I guess it wasn't enough.

Do you also think it was because she was spontaneous, but she kept planning everything? She's like, Oh, let's do this. Let's do this. Or, Can you want to come here? And you never asked her to do anything.

It was It was a first date. I'm just asking. I mean, that's definitely absolutely could have been a part of it, right? But I did not think... If you were a girl... You are a girl. Okay. And The guy that you just... Up until that point, you had never met him. You just met, was trying to hang out with you three days in a row and constantly pushing little dates on you.

God, I wish. Okay, never mind. I'm just kidding. She's crazy.

Whoa. Whoa.

Dude, I cannot be crazy.

Can I actually say something? I said, whoa just a second ago. Women can sometimes be, and I guess men can be, too. I've never experienced this, mental terrorists.

In what capacity?

In every capacity. I mean, men can be mental terrorists. Yeah, are you kidding me?

That's what I said. I've just never experienced it. Because you're not dating a man. Don't get mad at me for that. You said we had a label.

Men are mental terrorists. Men ghost so much. It's crazy. Ghost? They fuck with your all the time. I don't want to hear men aren't mental terrorists.

I don't know if you've ever been really messed with a man because you never talked to one.

Don't do that to her. But the story here is Skyler had good intuition to not go to this girl's house.

But the girl is not the same girl that Jared would have had.

Yeah, it's not the same person.

Birds of the same feather flock together.

I tried to explain that I was like, well, in my eyes, seeing you... One of my love languages is quality time. That's probably up there close to number one.

Dude, you started talking, both of them went on their phone immediately.

No, my phone vibrated. I heard everything you said.

I heard everything. It was a port and message.

But I just want to let you know I wanted-No, I wanted to reach Did you use my phone? Didn't.

No, I heard everything you said.

Okay, so she wanted you to be a better guy. I think feedback and criticism, when done correctly, is a beautiful thing that can blossom a relationship like yours. What's the next topic? What?

Well-wait, so are you off hinge now?

I'm off hinge, yeah.

Wait, she ruined it for you?

Yeah, that ruined my experience.

That's like deleting Uber Eats because you had a hair in one of your foods from a restaurant that you're just Don't go back to that restaurant.

I'm putting it off for now. Okay, that's fair.

You weren't ready to get back in the game.

You dipped your toe in the water and you realized maybe the water is a little cold right now. I was waiting for springtime to hit.

Exactly. That's fair. It was a little too soon, and I just don't want to deal I'm still with that.

That's fair. I have a coffee date this week, and I'm just like, coffee?

Yeah. I don't drink coffee.

When he told me that she...

Because she asked to go grab a coffee or something.

Yeah, because I think with her work and stuff, I didn't know what the deal was. We were just messaging, and then she brought up coffee, and I was like, Yeah, what time, day? I never mentioned I don't drink coffee.

The amount I love disgust in Skyler's voice. He's like, coffee?

Who drinks coffee?

I can't date abroad that drinks coffee.

He's more of a tea guy. Wait, I thought you were supposed to go on a date. He never went?

No, he is. It's this next... Well, this week we're in. We're in? This week we're in. When this episode comes out, it'll be the week we're in.

Yeah.

Question. Let me hear.

So you've been avoiding the pit. Yeah. This woman might have something similar with the plot of the show. I think you watch it. You have so many talking points. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Show her your finger and see how she can make it better. No, Why is that bad? Because his fingers won't be able to be seen.

It's going to get coffee.

Yeah, right, dude.

Caffeine is going to hit. I didn't even know what you were saying until I just put it together. That's gross. I will still... Here's the thing, I don't want to watch the pit because Jared He said he got queezy.

Oh, yeah. This is the first episode. No, it's every episode.

It's not that bad.

It's just like, no, but that- You're just queezy peezy. That stuff makes me... Yesterday was my rest day. It was an active rest day, so I walked for an hour in the morning, and I was just trying to find something to throw on the TV while I was doing it.

You could have just been like, Yesterday, I watched it.

No, because I'm saying that I threw on the pit. I can watch it on the couch That's fine. I can be queezy on the couch, but I was falling off of- Don't get queezy on the couch. I was falling off of the treadmill because I was cringing and about to throw up.

It's not that bad.

But he does get queezy at the site of sour cream. I don't know if he can handle that.

That's different. That's because I know I have to consume it.

How are you with blood?

I think I'm fine with blood.

Have you ever watched Grey's Anatomy?

No, only Dr. Shove watches that really good one. No. So it's like Doctor Abroad, the one that's this cruise ship doctor.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I think you'll be fine. It's all fake anyways.

You've been watching it?

It's all fake, but it looks so real.

Well, I've watched the first four episodes.

Yeah, I mean, there's not much up to classify that.

It's pretty good, though, right?

I love it. I love shows like that.

You should watch The Penguin.

I started The Penguin. Did you? Yeah, before you even asked me to.

How are you not? If you started, how are you not done with it? It's phenomenal.

I get busy.

You've watched every episode of the Piff?

I like it. It's bright and sunny.

But the pitch is too realistic. I will watch it on the couch. I just can't. I physically could not do it while I was walking.

You always try to screw me. I'm trying to screw you. I've been trying to get this guy to watch this and, Hey, Mr. Anti-pitch over here.

I'll watch it. How about this? Where you're going this weekend, my horn guarantee, I'll watch two episodes.

Your horn guarantee.

I put that on.

That means he's fucking lying.

No, that means dead truth, dead honest truth.

No, the horn guarantee means nothing. What?

Are we worried about flying in the morning with all the planes going down?

Oh my God.

I do. No, it's so safe.

Don't be doing that. No. Honestly, statistically, it's the worst time to fly because whenever there's a nationwide panic on something or something's been happening a lot. It's in people's brains, so they're trying to make everyone comfortable, and they actually mess up more.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Hello. I am taking over the plane.

We have the The plane has been taken over by- I'm drunk. By a crazed individual. Hello.

How are you still speaking if the plane has been taken over? He's on a different intercom in the back.

He was nice enough to make me copilot.

That's my buddy. We have...

No. Oh, my God.

We're ready to fly the plane. I can do that.

Actually, we're about to land, so I need to put the landing gear down.

Can you do that?

Landing gear down.

There's too many buttons. Landing We're pricing for impact. There's too many buttons. We're upside down. How the hell am I supposed to press these buttons? Hey, everybody, if you're still alive, we landed.

See you all. I did like that.

He's sitting next to the plane as I'm being arrested.

I did think about that, though. Until that shot that I was trying to get with the plane flying over for the merch, I I was looking at a flight radar app, and there was like 500 flights.

Two hundred fifty of them went down. So flip of the coin now. You know in the sky, you die.

In the air at that time, in a 20-mile obvious around us. And so I was like, numbers game-wise, it is still very slim.

What do you think would have happened? What would you have done if you were taking that photo and for some reason your camera lens caused a blind spot in the pilot's eyes as he was landing. And so you just see You're like, and then, and they're like, someone blinded him.

What would you do? I would kill myself.

You know, I think that- That's the only option. That actually happened in Texas. But look at the shot. Well, I don't remember where it was, but there was a little kid, not a little kid, but he was just a kid. He's pointing a light, a laser or something at planes, and he got arrested for it.

My brother one time threw a church. Him and his little compadres were throwing rocks at vehicles, and they hit a cop car. They were passing by on That's never a fun...

Because you're trying to have fun. You're trying to throw rocks at little cars.

Can't do that anymore?

You can't do anything without Twitter or your mama talking about it.

Did they try to run or how fast were they?

He's not going to run. He's not going to run.

He's tucked in. I wish we had a quiz game.

I do have something for you. We have a game, and you guys are going to love it. I'm going to love it, too. It's shot collar, Trivia.

I'm not putting a shot. You put it on first.

That's not part of it. We've tested it. No, we have one. We ordered two. One of them.

Okay, so we ordered two.

This one-It looks smaller.

It looks dainty, less dangerous. It's insane. It's powerful.

Timo made that one.

It's crazy.

Level one. Did you guys film the testing?

No. Oh, fuck. Why did we not do that? That would have been great.

Okay, but we'll show you guys.

No, you've got to test it on you. We'll test it again.

I tested it on me.

I don't believe you. There's no footage. We didn't test it.

Jared had it to his neck.

What? Dude, we could not do this.

That's what I said.

I think it's funny.

Then put it on your neck and I'll ask you some questions.

No, I came up with the question.

It doesn't matter. I came up with questions, too. I just came up with questions. I'm ready.

You don't have the answers.

I have all the answers.

Trust me. No, this is for you guys to do.

No, I'd love you to participate. I think you should be a part of this. I don't think we should exclude women out of anything. Now,equality means that if we're going to hurt men, we're going to hurt women.

Here's what we should do. Don't clip that. Here's what we should do. I should wear one. Let's say, so you're asking me questions. I'll wear one, you wear one.

No one's wearing this one.

Well, you can hold it in your hand, at least, for something. If I get the questionRight. Shuck, shuck, shuck, shuck, shuck, shuck, shuck, shuck. I like that. If I get the question wrong, shuck, shuck, shuck, shuck, shuck, shuck, shuck.

Okay, I'm on board.

A little blood in the game.

Okay, then you wear this one.

I'm not putting that on. Yeah, this one. It's not my show.

It's not mine. It was Jared's show.

What? Sorry, Jared. I'm not putting that one on. I tested that. That thing, level one, I just had it in the palm of my hand. It sent my arm three feet back.

And it's also not... It's not like the black one with the orange button is button control. So it's like, as soon as you take your finger off, it's done. That one's like... I'm not doing that.

Don't give it to me.

I'll put it on my hand. What the fuck?

Don't give me this one. No, you guys were talking about this. You guys, Hey, this is a big idea. I like the big idea. I'm a big reviewer. It's like live reaction. People love reaction videos. What if you do it in the same video that you're doing?

No, put it on your hand. Why are we testing this? Because white people want to see the test.

Can you put it in your mouth for whatever reason?

Fuck. So there's different levels to this. There's a sound level, a vibration level, and the shock level.

I swear to God, this better be level one.

It's level one. Where'd you get this from? Spencer's?

Amazon.

This is going to hurt. It doesn't hurt. It's just an electrical.

Ready?

Yeah. Hey, buddy. I'm No, that's just this one.

The other one's not bad. That's literally level one. Guess what level it goes to? 99.

How was level one.

Have you done past level one? No. Do level two. Just see if it's that big of an increase.

I would do it level two, but you've already test-subjective level one.

My arm...

That would be more fun is see who stops first. He goes, One, then we go level two, three, level four.

Is it that different? It doesn't hurt.

It's like the reflexes of your muscles.

Okay, then do like level 20. No.

Throw it to me. Crank it up level 10.

Oh my God. Skyler, you're going to die.

He's a warrior. No, I don't think it's as...

Because here's the thing, right? Actually, do level five first. Forfor reference, there was- Why is this part?

I'm going to- Level five.

For reference, there was one time I was messing around with this outlet that's behind the couch. It's level five. That hurt when it shocked me. This is just like it sends a signal through your- You're sliding.

Okay, ready? No.

Should it go at a fingertips or a palm?

I've done enough danger today. I almost got killed by a Hummer. Okay. I'm ready.

Tell me when. Ready?

Three, two, one.

That one got in there.

That was level five.

That was level five. Crank it to 10.

Oh, yeah, you can do 10.

I am indubitably.

10?

I think he can go up to 100. Yeah, let's eat. We'll keep going up by five till you're like, I genuinely can't do it. Should we not ask you the question? No, this is way better.

Ask me a question. Let me see if I know it.

We don't need a stupid question. People just want to see people get shocked.

All right, this is 10.

Ask me a question.

What are Elephant's Tusks made of? Ivory. Oh, shit. That one's easy. What was the first Disney Princess movie?

Snow White. Well, yeah, I know. Snow White.

How many countries are in Africa?

Too many. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

62. How many?

54.

How did that feel?

Was there a big difference?

No, it was all pain. James Wednesday's pain, pain everywhere.

Okay, go up to 15.

Your reaction wasn't as bad at 10 than it was at five, though.

I don't think it's as big of a jump as you think.

I don't think I felt it.

It was just a nervous thing?

Yeah, it was nerves. Hold on.

You want to try it on your neck?

No. Hold on. I'll give you a countdown. Okay? I'll give you a countdown.

Three, two, one.

Oh, he's fine. I was impressive. Why?

I was looking the dragon in the eye.

Oh, wow.

I thought you were- No, I'm not cool.

No, take the glass off.

This is for our eyes. He's sponsored by Ray Bans.

You got to see the pain in your eyes. Ready?

No, I'll count you I was ready.

That's not fun.

You fucked me. No, I'll count you down.

As soon as you hit one, it was like...

I'm ready.

All right, hold on. I hope you're okay. I hope you're okay.

Just hold it.

Three, two, one.

You've destroyed the set.

That was crazy.

Now they know that we don't hang things up. We just rest them on stuff.

Jared, take the set.

How much worse was it than the last one, though?

Do you want to try it?

No.

I think you should try it.

I got killed by a Hummer. You did not.

Wait.

Skyla, I knew you were going to-I was I'm scratching, dude. Get him.

Get him. He can't feel it through his pants. I've got his poop.

Lady May is here to defend.

What you all doing?

It's like that.

That's the life we live.

I grabbed his pooch.

His poop pooch.

All right, ask me another question, and we'll bounce it up to 20.

Put it on your arm, though. No, because as soon as you get it wrong, you get hit.

Should we use the one that actually It feels wrong that if I get 100 questions right and then one wrong, I'm fucked.

How many countries are there in Africa?

54.

We haven't tested that one. I would love to see how bad that one gets. We tested it. Not bad.

I'm so worried about it being here.

I tested 15 on my neck.

Fucking.

What level was that? Nine.

Did it do it? Really?

Well, when you have it pressed in, it fucking does it. It doesn't hurt.

It's just like, what the fuck?

Clip it on your neck.

It's like getting attacked by bees. I don't trust you with that power.

Why? Yeah, he should hold it.

Why? Let me hold it. I can shock myself.

This is more fine. Then you put it around your neck, sweetheart. No. Are you a big, strong woman? I am, You can't do anything meant to do. It sounds like-Here's what we'll do. And I can't either.

Ask me five. We each get five questions, and it goes, if you get four out of five, you win and you get shocked.

How about three questions? Because that could take.

Yeah, we'll do three questions. Two out of three. Two out of three, I win. If it's one out of three, you win.

No, you had Jared win. Shock, shock.

You're asking the questions. You're like the teacher.

Exactly.

That's why I-And I'm like the proverbial-So I'm not playing.

I came up the questions. Bully.

Hey, Alyssa, I think it'd be really funny, actually, if you got shocked. I'm just doing this from a straight content.

Straight content.

And I really appreciate your help here.

And you're really good. This is a good segment.

That you came up with. Why are you running from this? I wrote this dragging the 20.

Ready for- Yeah, I'll go first. What year was the Emancipation Proclamation issued?

It doesn't count. She can't say it. You got this. What year was Philippada?

No, I just said it too fast.

18, of course.

Good Good start. Six. All right, you're on the right track.

It's 1864.

I thought it was '63, but I don't know now. Now I'm confused between '63 and '64.

It's four.

Zack, you swear to me?

I swear.

I'm going to say 1863.

'83? Yeah. Are you sure? Final answer?

Yes. You whore. That was close.

What do you call a baby goat?

Oh, you know this. You know this. Come on. Youwe were raised in the south. We had a guy that had a check with one. Not the child version. It was a fully adult goat.

Yeah, that's going to sound way worse when you know what the answer is.

I know what the answer is.

It's not a lamb.

No, it is not a lamb.

It's also not a baby. You got this. A Billy? A kid. God damn it. You knew that, though, right?

No, I didn't. Really? No, I don't think so.

Okay. What year was the moon landing?

Never.

No, I don't know.

Well, they tell us. 67.

You're fucking me again. You know this one, Jared? Mm-hmm. Am I on the right track?

No, he can't answer that.

73.

What? 1969.

I was close. For some reason, my head was 1963.

Well, because the start of the '60s is when they start.

Yes, towards the end. Because he said by the end of the decade, and they slipped it in. He only got one out of three.

You can only tap it, okay?

How much? What level is it?

Eight Okay. I thought it was a 20 burger.

No.

A 20?

Wait till you're under the gun.

I'm not under any guns.

One, two, three.

God damn it. You did a... Jared, chic, out.

Jared, your turn.

Okay. Jared, you can go up to 20.

I'm not going up to 20. Ready? God, my heart's fucking pounding. It's different when you're under the gun. I know. Being nervous isIt is making me forget everything.

Can we do Nervous Beaver merch?

Oh, I like that. Nervous Beaver.

What is the largest desert in the world?

I feel like there's a trick answer in this.

You can miss one, so just say something.

Okay. I'm going to go with the Sahara. Antarctica. I fucking knew that was it. Because I knew Antarctica was considered a desert. You didn't. No, I did. That's why I said, I feel like there's a trick You didn't know what you would have said.

It's okay. I did know it. Jared, he's getting in your head.

What country is Peppa Pig from?

The bitch is from a country?

It's on the list.

Is Peppa a boy or a girl?

Peppa's from England? France.

England.

Oh, thank God. Who is Peppa? It's that little pig with the English accent. I didn't know they actually established them in England. I thought they just had British accents for fun.

What animal is an albatross?

It's a bird. Damn it. Does that mean you get shocked? Yeah.

Yeah, 100%.

Throw us the remote.

No, I can't. Yeah, you can.

No, I can't. I just did it to myself.

You got to lower it.

No, it's No. Throw it to me. It's not that bad.

No.

Alyssa, do not do this, or I will do things that will be considered not nice.

Hey, not nine. You have to lower it.

No, please lower it a few.

No, just do it to nine. Everybody did it to nine. He did it to eight. I've done it to nine before.

Can you just put it in your hand and you feel it? No. What if you do seven?

Seven, fine.

I have to agree to this. You were all in when you were writing these goddamn questions and ordering the shocking devices. When did we agree to this?

I still have it.

Don't be the remote.

I was going to say, do you want to do the honors?

Yeah, it'll be fast. No, put it on your neck. You don't feel the eight in your hand.

Just press it against your It's scary, right? No.

Put it on the muscle.

Oh, my God. I'm going to freak out.

It's fine. It'll be over in a blink of an eye.

Yeah, it's really... You're going to live.

What if I twitch my neck and then I'm like...

Fingers fucking crossed.

And then I like...

You're fine.

No, I'm so scared.

It's okay.

No, I hate this. Here. It's just the anticipation you can't handle.

For shits and gigs, I'll do it after you.

Okay.

On the muscle. Get it to the muscle.

It is. It's touching. I can feel the cold.

Press it just a little harder.

See, you didn't feel it. You already pressed it.

See, did it work that time?

Yeah, it wasn't bad. And that's life. There's a lesson in this.

Remember when you thought you were going to twitch your neck into another parallel dimension?

Zack has to put it on because-I don't have to do anything.

You'll get the questions right.

Okay.

Did it do it?

I felt it here. Is that normal? Try it again. Not bad? No, it's not bad.

That was a 15.

Was it? Yeah. I think- Dude, I'm strong-bodied.

Could you go to 50? Fuck, no. Can you go to 50? No. That's why I was asking if you could.

You should try this at a higher level.

You announced strong-bodied. Just 50. Let's 50, burger. What if we do 20? Okay, we'll do 20.

You just did 20. I did 15.

I just want to see-20? At what point are you like, That, it ruined my night.

All right, you ready? Yeah.

3, 2, 1.

That was 25.

What the fuck, man? You could double that. We know you can double that. We know you can double that. We're halfway there. Yeah. Does it go away instantly when it's done? Yeah. Then, dude, 50 burger this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come Come on.

I swear I won't.

Skyler?

I promise.

Why am I letting you talk me into this? I don't know. Dude, your mom's right. I'm too easily influenced.

Maybe.

Okay, 50.

You ready? I It felt like my muscle contract at 25, though.

I think it does that.

All right, one, two, three.

How was that? What was that? Fifty.

It was plus 10. It was 60. It was 60?

I felt-He was so strong at 25. I felt my life flash before my eyes. I saw my childhood. Will you do 60? No, I'm not even fucking 60.

Cut that.

Wow. Oh, my God. I mean, that literally I felt my body just like there was no control. It just went and then it Did it hurt, though? No, it's just your body just tenses.

Could we do 100? No, guys. No. 70. No. Come on.

No, because that feeling, it doesn't hurt.

It only goes up to 70.

But it's not a good- It only goes up to 70.

We I had at least max it out. No, no, no. Thinking how funny that was. No.

Yeah, and we got it. We got it.

I don't remember if it was recording. I do. You're strong-bodied.

I lied, Jared. It doesn't go up to 70, it goes up to 99.

Yeah, I'm not doing- It goes up to actually to high.

That's what I had.

I mean, that was insane. Yeah, I get it. God. Okay, good segment.

We got to ask that three questions.

I feel like all my questions aren't-No shot.

I'm having you hold that.

I've been really good. I swear to God.

You've added it every time.

You've told me the wrong number every single time. That's what a personal trainer does.

Nelson can do it, and you'll get mad at me.

I lost You'll be cool.

Nelson's not electrocuting you.

He electrocutes my mind. Three questions, Alyssa.

What is a group of crows called?

A murder. Next. That was so easy.

That was... Yeah.

That's all I have.

What gives plants their color?

Cellulose.

Clorophyll.

If it was a thick plant, it'd be cellulite.

A good one.

Are you a thick plant?

What are diamonds made of?

You know this Come on.

You know it. You know this. Well, I know how to make a diamond.

Okay.

Through pressure and coal.

Yes. This one was made of.

Yeah, that's right.

No. I need a word, a specific word.

More specific.

I don't know. Would you use the pressure and coal? I want to say coal. Yeah, that's what happened. If you put coal and pressure, it makes a diamond. I've been told this a long time.

I mean, yes and no. Okay, and we have a diamond in the rough. No, that's not what it's like. Fine.

Okay. It's carbon.

Carbon. Coal. No, I got that right.

You Google it, and if it doesn't say what I said, say, Can you make a diamond out of coal and pressure?

Because coal is partially made out of carbon. Yeah, and I'm partially made it out of sick, nasty stuff. Carbon. Yeah, but it's also other stuff. It's the coal. You got to look up the coal thing.

Ask him a fourth question.

Name all the colors in the rainbow.

That's easy. No, that's good.

It's easy.

Eunji Biv. Red, orange, yellow, blue, green.

What direction does the sun rise from?

Until the sun- Rises in the east and sets in the west. I thought it was a trick question for Zane. That's why I stalled.

Every time I think of that question, I have to go to Game of Thrones when she's like, Until the sun rises in the west and sets in the east.

Well, that's wrong.

I know. She's saying, I love you that long. Until you're-Oh, that's beautiful.

I like that.

What US state is area 51 located in? Nevada.

You're asking these easy burgers.

No, let's just keep going until I get one wrong.

I was trying to give easier in between because I didn't want to have to shock everybody.

That's the hardest question on there. No, keep going.

What was the hard question?

Well, I only had 22 questions. What's the term phalanges refer to? Penis. Fingers. And? Toes. What letter represents 50 in Roman numerals?

50?

Come on. X.

No. No, that's 10.

V is five.

It would be V, X, Y.

Oh, M. No.

Think of the Super Bowl.

I'm not thinking of it.

L, L, I, V. L, I, V. You got it wrong already.

V-v-v. It's L.

We just had Super Bowl 59. What are the letters in that?

L-i-x.

Okay.

Which one's 50? What is for the way you look atWhat's the term Bay said to be an acronym of?

Bay? Yeah.

Like B-A-E? Or B-A-Y? B-a-e. I didn't know that was an acronym. If you're with a shouty.

Yeah, what's the acronym of it? That's my Bay. That's my Bay. That's my baby after exorcism. When you exercise your bitch, she becomes your Bay. What's up, babe?

Is it Babe or Baby, the first one?

No. Beautiful.

Beautiful? No. Basic? No.

Boss?

No. Oh, I got it. Boobs. No.

What is it? Before Anyone else.

I did not know that was an acronym.

Okay, shock yourself.

No, I I got it right. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You have to shock yourself because I got two out of three right.

You got it wrong.

I didn't get anything wrong, actually.

You guys are all being chicken shit. I went all the way up to 60.

You can't go to 99. You go to 99.

You can't even do nine.

I'm saying you go to 99, I'll do nine.

The fuck? No. No, that will kill me.

Yeah, my killing.

I cannot express to you.

No, I wasn't going to do it.

I cannot express how scary 60 was.

I respect and cherish this position I'm holding.

Thank you guys so much. We're going to jump over to the after-school special. You know what it is. You guys have been waiting for this week for a long time. We're finally going to get into it. All right, see you over there. Thank you, guys. Bye.

First one, meet us over there. Meet us Bay.

Before anyone else.

That's good. Thunder.