Transcript of Not the beaver, Jared! 😭

I'm not an actual beaver. I like that we've gotten you to a point where it's absurd enough that you have to scream that.

The other night, I heard some noise. It was like 4:00 AM. I woke up, I heard some noise, and it was weird, like weird noise. I was like, What the fuck is that? I come out and I see some light coming from Jared's studio. I go in there and he has a video of a beaver nawn on wood. Then he has a little wood stick, and he's with one hand, and he's jerking off with the other. Jesus Christ.