Transcript of Nobody saw that coming...

Jared, these lights don't get too hot, do they? No, they're good.

That was a really good intro.

Well, I just don't know what temperature plastic melts at, so I want to make sure 10 is okay. I want to make sure 10 is okay.

Why did I even walk into that? It's like, Don't be in.

I watched you do it. God, you open the door for him.

100% every time. It's not my fault you're banned from the oceans for endangering sea turtles. That's not a big deal to me.

That's not true because she's been happy in Hawaii with her boyfriend.

But I do love a plastic straw.

I do, too. God, do I hate turtles?

Thinking more of the-I'm actually turtalling right now.