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Would you consider yourself Ginger? No, God damn it.

00:00:02

I hate that everyone thinks I'm Ginger.

00:00:05

What's wrong with being Ginger?

00:00:07

Well, because I'm just not. I have brown hair.

00:00:09

It's like strawberry blonde. Okay. He does have some Neanderthal.

00:00:14

What? That's got nothing to do with it, man.

00:00:17

Have you done Ancestry 23 Me?

00:00:19

And what are you?

00:00:20

I am Caucasian. Really? What? Yeah. Italian, Scottish, Irish. All over the board. All those flavors are privileged. I'm then Portuguese. Yeah, you're good. What?

00:00:33

The one thing I say, I say it all the time and you're like, whoa. So you're a Neanderthal? Yeah, I have... Uga Uga?

00:00:42

I have more Neanderthal DNA than 89% of the population. Holy shit.

00:00:48

Holy crap.

00:00:49

Why do you think he always loves mallets? Every time we go out and a dog will try to get a big stick, he'll grab it first, go... You know what I mean? That's because you got the Neanderthal.

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