Transcript of Jared got that criminal rizz🤣

Pretend Fahim over here is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.

Hi, I heard.

You're bullied. No, I was definitely the bully. Oh, yeah. That's hot.

Yeah, stupid. What would you do to him?

I'd beat the hell out of him.

Freaking nerd. Like Fahim? What part of his body?

Like his lower back.

Oh, does he have back.

Problems now? Totally. He gets to see a chiropractor every month. That's so fucking hot. Yeah. Every month. I'll bully you. Yeah? Yeah, I'll break your back. Wow. How?

Listen, Itell you. The smile. You got to tone down the smile.

I can't, dude. Yeah, you're smiling. Do you like me? I don't like that. No. It seems like you're into me. You're freaking ugly, dude. Oh, my God. Tell me how.

Ugly I am. He's got a resting smile. If you're near another primate, they think he's being aggressive.

I can't go to the L. A. Zoo because I just get the correlas riled up, really. Yeah, yeah, yeah.