Transcript of Is Jared even from this planet?

Would you consider yourself Ginger?

No, God damn it. I hate that everyone thinks I'm Ginger.

What's wrong with being Ginger?

Well, because I'm just not. I have brown hair.

It's like strawberry blonde. Okay. He does have some Neanderthal. What?

That's got nothing to do with it, man.

So you're a Neanderthal? Yeah, I have- Uga Uga?

I have more Neanderthal DNA than 89% of the population. Holy shit.

Holy crap. Why do you think he always loves mallets? Every time we go to get a big stick, he'll grab it first, go… You know what I mean? That's because he got the Neanderthal.