Transcript of Roy Wood Jr. quizzes panel on ‘creeper by the cousin’

Let's do creeper by the cousin.

Giuliani.

Would you like the description of the category?

Don't need it. I heard creeper. Giuliani. That's right.

He did marry his cousin, so that's totally right.

Which two of these people kept it in the family by marrying their cousins.

It's Giuliani and it's Paddington.

It's fine if it's Paddington. He's a bear. That's normal in bear life. But now Giuliani should be his Shane. Okay. I'm going to say Giuliani, and it has to be Einstein, no?

Rudy Giuliani and Albert Einstein both married their cousins. Rudy's first wife was his second cousin, and Einstein's second wife was his first cousin.

That's how he came up with a theory of relativity. Wasn't that obvious? Was it that obvious?

Equals MCAP, and the MCAP stand for damn girl, you fuck.

Mc is my cousin. Yeah.