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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.

Can I pour you some $35 water? Wait, is this real, though? Yeah, look, it's never been opened. Are you sure? Yeah, look, I told them we had to get you a real one. This is the real water. Look, the seal is there.

Yeah, but I saw that. No, they did the seal on that one.

Oh, I see. Give me your cup, please. I can pour you so much. $38 bottle of water. This is what I deserve. How do you feel, my little prince?

Me? Yeah, you feel. I'm grateful to see you guys. Grateful to see you as well. Yeah, I've had three days of family.

Family.

Day? Yeah, I went to Disneyland.

How was Disneyland?

Dude, Disneyland's in the vest.

Yeah, when you have the clearance that you got.

I didn't get a clearance, but let me say something. I'll give you my... What's the one with the lady, the cat? I don't know what they're called. With the crazy cat. She went in the hole. Allison Wonderland. Yes, that. I did that. I did The Green Man.

The Green Man, The Hulk?

No, The Green Kid. Peter Pan? Peter Pan. You knew what I'm saying. The Green Man.

Those two- What did they have in Korea? Was it all.

Different in Korea? Yeah. They had China-Pan. China-pan? Yeah. China-pan was all in yellow and he had a rickshaw in the sky and it was beautiful.