Transcript of The Pizza Bomber Conspiracy

Hey, weirdos. I am Ash.

And I am Elaina.

And this is Morbid. I did that thing where I almost said I'm Elaina. I don't know why that happens so frequently.

You feel it in your phones.

Yeah, we're related, I guess. We are.

What's up, everybody?

Hey, Elaina is alive again. That's nice.

I saw that most people also have contracted this viral plague that none of us can figure out what it is.

Yeah, it's something.

It'll kick your ass, though. Yeah. And I know here's just one little thing. When somebody gets sick, saying you're always sick is not helpful in any way. Don't say that. So don't do that.

Not you listening? No. That other person listening.

Just whoever said that. Okay. Shut up. Thank you. Shut up. That was helpful.

Put them up. Put them up.

But yeah, it sucks. And my littlest one had the flu, and yes, kids are always sick.

She had the saddest little cough that I ever did here. The saddest little cough. I said, she was like,.

I think, yeah.

It was so horse.

It was. It really was. And she was down for the count for a couple of days, but she kicks things in the face. She does not hold on to them long. She's like, Hey, you don't get to stay here.

No, she was still coughing, but she was with the best of them.

But she said, Fuck that. I'm fine. Yeah, she was like, I'm going outside in the snow. Bye.

Yeah, she was like, she actually like, acknowledged me for not having snow pants.

Yeah, she was like, We're going outside.

I said, I'm sorry, I don't have them. And she was like, well, will you get some? I was like, probably not. Because we're going.

Maybe. But yeah. So hopefully everybody who has this plague, you can feel, I feel much better because I'm on antibiotics now.

Can I tell you something? You look so much better. Oh, yeah.

I looked like the Walking Dead.

Christmas morning, I woke up and looked at you and I said, maybe it's just because it's early. And then the day progressed and I said, Maybe something's actually really wrong here.

Maybe it's getting worse. Yeah.

You looked really good on your birthday, though.

I appreciate.

I saw that to her on her birthday, and she goes, I'm wearing so much makeup right now. It didn't look like it because it was the first time I put on makeup in a thousand years at that point.

Because, yeah, it was Christmas Eve that I really started feeling it.

Christmas Eve, you looked great, but I could tell you were off a little bit.

Yeah, I was trying to be like, okay, maybe it's just the dry air.

When you had to be the hostess with the hostess.

Yeah. So I was like, my throat was razor blades, and I was like, I think it's fine. Because that happens during the winter sometimes. You wake up and you're like, oh, I have a sore throat. What is this? And you're like, drier.

I keep waking up with a little bit of a bloody nose. Not running, but like dry.

So it was Christmas morning. I woke up and I was Uh-oh. But I just pretended everything was fine because it's Christmas morning, which was awesome. It was great.

Such a fun morning.

I really only let it fall once the kids had gone to sleep on Christmas Day. I was like, Yeah, I don't feel well, everybody. And then it was, I mean, eight days of- Bullshit. No moment of feeling better. I was waking up every morning being like, What is this? Because usually I feel better after a few days. You're like, a couple of days in, you're like, All right, I'm starting to get on the other side of it.

I hate to admit this, but even my pastina could not cure her. No. My pastina has cured many a thing in the past. And I ate it all. Yeah. Well, this time I had to make... I made the pastina, you have that. And now hopefully the bisque will kick the last of it out of you. I made her a sweep potato bisque with a shit ton of sriracha in it. I'm really excited for that. Also, I know you're not a soupy girl, so I did see this girly on TikTok, put it over ground beef. And I was like, it sounds a little weird, but I was like, that looks like it'd be really good.

Sounds good to me.

It makes it almost like a chili. Yeah, I like that.

I might check it. Check it. But yeah, I had one day of a 14 and a half hour headache that I thought I was like, well, this is it. Goodbye, cruel world. I was literally like, this is how I go. I would have been so angry. I cried several times. You cried? Yes. Just out of pure frustration of like, I can't get away from this pain and I need to do something about it.

That's the saddest thing I ever did here. It was bad.

This was a bad sickness. Damn. It's not fun. I know a lot of you are dealing with it, too, because a lot of people were like, Yup, same plague over here, feeling it. I'm so sorry. I don't have any tips for you because the only thing that worked for me was my doctor giving me an antibiotic because I finally got a sinus infection, and I got like- That was a crazy way to say that.

I finally got a sinus infection. I finally got a sinus infection.

I've been waiting for one. But I got like, he called it something. And so he was like, I'm going to put you... No, like the infection that I had. And he was like, I'm going to put you on an antibiotic. And it was the only thing that made me feel better.

It's insane because I was with you for a lot of this. Drew was with you. John was with you, and none of us are sick. And I would like to right here on this mic right now, shout out to my immune system. Yeah, for real. I've been taking a shit ton of elderberries and Zinc.

Well, you never get sick.

Don't say, Don't you dare?

Why the fuck did you just say that? No, it was I'm making a dick because I get that.

You're always sick. Yeah, Elaine is always sick. Don't say that to me. God damn it.

I rebuke you. No, you have a good immune system.

I think so, anyways, which is shocking for a life I led for a while. But What are you going to do?

I think my system was in fight or flight for a couple of years.

Yeah.

So I think it's just shot all over my immune system.

Same. I think mine is just like... I think I was born in fight or flight. So my body's just like, what else is new?

You have more time to get I'm used to it. But yeah, other than that, thank you so much for the birthday wishes.

Yeah, this bitch is 40, but it's still coming in and you guys are amazing and you made me feel really good. 40 is the new 30.

It is.

40 is a great age, I feel.

It's just a goddamn number. I'm not worried about it.

Time's made up. Exactly. Realistically, it's not even the New Year. I've been seeing so many... I follow so many witchy accounts now that it's not the New Year.

I mean, it feels like the New Year.

No, but it's not because the Earth is still resting. It's still frigid. We're supposed to be hibernating. The New Year's in the spring when life pops up from the ground again.

See, I like New Year being in winter because it's like it cleans everything. Yeah. It feels clean. It feels a new...

Yeah, it doesn't feel that new to me.

That's also what that old man told Frankenstein's Monster in Frankenstein. Such. He said, In the winter, the world is clean.

It is clean, and I do like that. I agree. Yeah, such a good movie. If you guys haven't seen Frankenstein, you got to go check it out. I think we talked about this already.

I think I might talk about it every time we saw.

I see we should.

I remain obsessed with that movie.

Again, also, I feel like I was just shocked because I didn't think, not for any particular reason. It's just not super up my alley. I wouldn't have thought it would be. But then when I watched it, I was blown away. It's Guillermo. Give it a chance if you're on the fence.

Anything Guillermo is attached to, I'm in.

I can't believe that I didn't just come into the episode screaming this. Tomorrow night, we're going to be on Watch What Happens Live.

I still can't believe that that's a real thing.

Tomorrow night, we're going to be on Watch What the Fuck Happens Live with Andy motherfucking Cohen. I don't know how to function on a basic human level with that thought in my mind. I still don't know what I'm wearing yet. No. Am I deciding between eight dresses? Yeah, I sure am. It's SLC night. I need to look like a snow. I need to look like Snowflake vibes, but fierce vibes. If Bronwyn's there, I got to be camp. There's a lot to figure out.

There is.

Nobody cares what I look like that night.

Honestly, I do. I'm here for the vibes. I'm excited to just watch you flip the... I'm excited because I love Bravo shows. I'm very excited to see Ash live this. I'm very excited to live it, but on a different level.

We're living it on different levels.

I'm very excited, but I know what this means to Ash, so I'm very excited.

I appreciate that, and I'm excited to watch you live it because you got to announce something pretty exciting. I do. That we can't say yet. But- Watch this space.

You will know If you watch, watch what happens, you'll know.

10: 15 tomorrow night, check it.

Or if you watch this space in our socials the following day on the seventh, then you will know I'm announcing something. I can't wait. And I bet you can't imagine what it is.

Oh, my God. I'm so excited. Guys, so many- I'm really excited. So many cool things are happening. We had Elisa Kelly here, and she was telling us about our personal charts and how abundant this next year. How exciting it was going to It will be. And then I'm taking an astrology class, and my teacher echoed the same sentiment. And she said, she was like, while you're going to be busy as fuck the next year. And she was like, it's going to be so successful, though. And it was the same thing that Elisa as I said. And then everything that I've learned, I'm like, oh, shit, I think it might be super abundant. Let's go. And that's for both of us. I'm in. We have great human replacements, and I just like to thank the universe.

The year 2026 is starting off on a fun note, on a happy note, on a note of letting go of things that don't serve anymore. It's the first year that we're starting off at serious.

Yes. So I feel that's so abundant. Different. That's an abundant energy right there. Just different. Abundance of happiness, optimism.

Yeah, it felt very different.

Freedom.

This clock flipping over. I said, Whoop.

You know those candles where people will tie them together and then they light them separate the ties, which we did at a certain point. We did at one point. At time. It feels like that. No particular reason. No particular reason. But yeah, it feels like that is finally coming into play. You know what I mean? It feels good. It does.

It feels very good. It feels like we can be. We can have a lot of fun this year with the show and with the rewatcher and with Scream and all these fun people are going to be on the pod.

And Serious just gets us. We should say Serious is the reason that we're going to be on Watch What Happens Live because our deal lead, Kari. What's up, Kari? Love you, Kari. Love you, Kari. Figured it all out because she knows that I'm a huge fan. She knows that you are a New York Housewives fan. She's like, let's fucking do it. Yeah.

And they just made it happen.

Serious is the best.

They've been wonderful. And we really love working with them.

And that was my computer talking to us because it said, I'm the best, too. What's not the best is that bad things happen in life, and we talk about them. But the The good thing is that we can talk about them together. We can. And that's the whole premise of the show. Wow, that was beautiful. Thank you. I really liked that. Thank you so much. So we're going to be talking today about the Pizza Bomber Conspiracy. Oh. Yeah. I think we talked about this briefly in an episode because I kept waking up in the night to the trailer on Netflix for this.

I remember that.

So do I. Yes. It was just this one picture that was very frightening.

Yeah. Because what is the name of the documentary? It's like a...

Evil? Something evil, something. Evil genius.

I think it's something like that. Evil genius.

Evil genius. Yeah.

I vividly remember that. I remember you were like, I keep waking up to this.

I think it was earlier days of the pod when I was a little more free with my words. I probably was super explicit about how that made me feel back then.

I mean, it's rough. It was scary. That is not something you... Yeah, it came out in 2018.

Yeah. It was early days of the pod. Absolutely early. Go back and you'll know exactly how I felt about waking up to that. But let's actually talk about the story because this is something we, like I just said, briefly talked about, but we've never gone into full detail. So let's get into it. We'll start at the beginning.

It's a great place to start, I always say.

I can't believe also this happened in 2003, by the way, which is nuts.

I know. Which feels like it was 10 years ago.

Oh, to me, not at all.

Oh, literally. It feels like it was 10. I literally said, Here's to 2006 last night when me and my kids and my husband cheered with with our apple cider or sparkling cider. 2006. John was like, It's 2026, babe.

Yeah, he said you're 20 years off.

I was like, First of all, I'm on cold medicine. And second of all, can't it be 2006 again?

You said, Let women have opinions, John, on the time frame. He said, Trust women. It's 2006. All right. So it was not 2006. Here was 2003. And it was a little past 2: 30 in the afternoon when 46-year-old Brian Wells walked into the lobby of the PNC Bank on August 23rd. At first, nobody really noticed him. He was just like another guy sitting in a line of customers. But when he got to the counter, the teller was caught off guard because in his right-hand, Brian was holding what looked like a cane, but he wasn't using it as a cane. It didn't look functional.

That would upset me.

Yeah, that'd be pretty upsetting. What would be even more upsetting is in the other outstretched hand, he held what investigators later described as an extensive note for the teller. The The note, part of it said, Gather employees with access codes to vault and work fast to fill bag with $250,000. Damn. You have only 15 minutes.

Oh, I would immediately lose my mind.

Bitch, if I have $100 in cash, I can't count that in 15 minutes. No. That takes a minute. No. Are you kidding me? That'd be so stressful. So when the teller looked up from the note, Wells lifted his shirt to reveal a really bizarre device that looked like it was locked around his neck with a large handcuff, like what looked to be a large handcuff. And on the front of the cuff, there was a small box that allegedly contained an explosive device with an electronic Timer that was hanging down over his chest. You got to look up pictures of this to really get a picture of it. It's the most horrifying thing you will ever see. But according to the note that he handed the teller, the device was rigged to explode within 15 minutes. And if they didn't hand over that amount of cash in that time frame, everybody in the bank, including Brian, would be killed in the explosion. So the teller explained that that wasn't going to be possible because the bank vault was on a Timer, so there was literally no way that he could get in. They could get inside to get that money.

So instead, they all emptied the cash from the drawers into the bag, which was a total of $8,702. Not quite the same. Very different from $250,000. Yeah. And they handed it over to him. He took a lollipop and slowly made his way out the door.

The fact that he took a lollipop just really sends me. The most.

Not only did he take a lollipop, he was also like, swinging the cane as he walked out the door. Just like, gingerly. Wearing an explosive device strapped around his neck and chest. I... Okay.

Yeah. Okay.

So once he got outside, he hopped into his geo Metro and he sped away from the scene while the staff in the bank said, Hello, 911. I would like to report a fucking robbery.

Hello?

Hello? About 15 minutes later, two state troopers on patrol spotted Walsh standing outside of his car in a parking lot not too far from the bank. As they approached him, they also noticed the large bulge around his neck. They were like, That's strange. But they kept approaching. He seemed surprised as they tackled him and threw him to the ground, cuffing his hands behind his back. He didn't resist arrest, but he explained that even though he was the person who, yes, had just robbed the bank, he was just as much a victim as anybody else was. According to Brian, he had been accosted by a group of young black men earlier that afternoon, his words, and they cuffed the bomb around his neck and told him that they were only going to remove it once he robbed the bank. And he yelled at them, the police, warning them, It's going to go off. I'm not lying.

So this is serious as fuck. If that is true, because I don't know what came out of this, so I don't know what the theories are. I don't know what any of this is. If that's true, that is the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, absolutely. Is you're sitting there with an explosive device around your neck that you know is real? Yeah. And you're sitting there being like, I swear I'm not. Please get this thing off of me. And everybody's just like, it.

It sounds like Saw. Because that's the thing. That's all I could think of in the beginning of this. I was like, this literally sounds like, do you want to play a game?

Are you sure it wasn't an older white man? Yeah. Who put that around your neck? Yeah. Like, are you sure? An alien white man.

Funny you should say that. So the troopers ordered Wels to sit on the ground beside his car, and they obviously backed away slowly to their cars. They called the Bomb Squad, called reinforcements to the scene. And just as troopers were calling for backup, a TV news crew arrived at the scene and started filming this very bizarre, drawn-out arrest, which the video is available, and it's absolutely horrifying. It does not end well. So for 25 minutes, Brian Wells just sat on the ground beside his car. His hands cuffed behind his back. His legs were curled underneath him, and they were just sitting there waiting for the bomb squad, yelling back and forth to each other, like him and the officers. He asked if they would call his boss at Mama Mia's Pizzeria to tell them that he was being detained and wasn't going to make it back to work. And then he yelled, Why is nobody trying to come get this thing off of me? And then- This is really upsetting. It's really upsetting. And this next part is even more upsetting. Then, without warning, the device around his neck started making a beeping sound that was accelerating.

And for the first time that afternoon, he became visibly anxious and started scooting backwards on the ground. And they're yelling at him like, you need to stay put. But how do you in that situation.

What?

And a few seconds later, to the shock and horror of absolutely everybody at that scene, the device around his neck detonated, knocking him onto his back, obviously. And it ripped a five-inch hole through his chest. Oh my God. Which obviously killed him instantly. And three minutes later, the bomb squad arrived. Oh.

Like, that sucks.

It does. So for the rest of the day, agents from the local office of the FBI, along with agents of the Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms, and the local police, all just converged on the explosion scene, trying to figure out what the fuck had happened there. It was clear that he was the man who robbed the bank earlier that day, and he said as much. His face had clearly been seen on camera. But what was unclear was if he was a willing participant in the robbery or if he had been put up to it like he said. Obviously, they couldn't just take his word at face value.

Because it wouldn't seem that he's a willing participant if that thing is locked around his neck and he's there being like, You got to get it off me.

And the fact that it did explode. Why would anybody ever sign up for that? So through interviews with his friends and coworkers, investigators were able to put together a picture of Brian's life that indicated he really wasn't the person who would have likely been able to pull off a stunt like this. Okay. His boss, Tony Detourneau, told a reporter, I've known Brian for a long time. He wouldn't kill a fly. He wouldn't harm nobody. Others who knew him said the same thing. His coworker, Jim Sabowski, said, He never seemed mad. I never heard him talk of violence. That's why this crime doesn't fit him. Not at all.

And the fact that he had them call his boss.

Yeah, to say he wasn't going to make it.

To say he was going to be late or not be there. Yeah. That broke my heart.

It's very sad. Now, obviously, this thing happens all the time. We've talked about this. People can conceal certain parts of themselves and do awful things while putting on a nice face to everyone else in their life. But something more compelling was the descriptions of Brian Wells. A lot of people described him as childlike. People said he was too simple, their words, not mine, to have orchestrated something like this. It's a very elaborate scheme. Like put together that bomb. Exactly. According to those who knew him, he had dropped out of high school during sophomore year, and he had some basic skills as a car mechanic, but he didn't have a lot of technical skills. So you were just saying he struggled using his computer. It wasn't going to be.

Putting together a bomb feels like it would be a little advanced.

Yeah, exactly. So people were like, I don't know. An investigator searched his car. They found, among other things, the cane that he was seen holding in the security footage. But upon closer inspection, it turned out that it wasn't a cane, so that teller was onto something. It was a homemade shotgun disguised as a cane. Shit. Isn't that crazy? And similarly, when bomb technicians analyzed the explosive collar, it was also a very creatively designed device, constructed from a locking metal collar and a bunch of kitchen timers, and a small box that held two six-inch pipe bombs. But in addition, addition to the functional parts, there were also several wires that ran in and out of the box but connected to nothing. So whoever put this together had placed those wires that didn't go anywhere as decoy.

I was just going to say it's like little decoy wires.

Yeah, to basically whoever was going to fuck with the bomb squad or whoever. Exactly. Yeah. That's advanced. Yeah. They knew what they were doing. It was also pretty clear this was not the first time they had built something like this to build it, one, so well to be functional and two, to add those extra things. It was now abundantly clear that if Brian Wells was even a willing participant at all, he obviously hadn't acted alone. Yeah. Along with the gun and the bomb, technicians also discovered several handwritten notes, just like the one that was given to the teller, that seemed to be elaborate instructions for what looked to be a bizarre scavenger hunt, is the best way you can put it. The notes were all addressed to bomb hostage and included instructions, but very complex instructions, drawings, and information telling him what he needed to do to survive this. It really is very saw.

Which also doesn't make it seem like he's involved.

No, exactly.

It's like he's the hostage.

Exactly. It's literally addressed to hostage. One note said, There is only one way you can survive this, and that is to cooperate completely. This powerful booby trapped bomb can be removed only by following our instructions. Act now, think later, or you will die.

This is the most saw thing I've ever heard. It really is. I'm like, What?

When you find out how this was all put together, it's actually one of the scariest, no matter what, it's the scariest shit you've ever heard. But then you come to find out who was involved and how this all came to be and the reason for why it came to be is it just doesn't seem to line up with any of this, but it also does at the same time.

It's wild. And was this 2003?

2003, yeah.

What's crazy is Saw, the first one, came out in 2004. Really? Isn't that crazy? I was expecting there to be some connection there. Connection of maybe somebody saw something, but no. No. No pun intended.

That's crazy.

But wow.

Remember the day that we just watched almost all of the Saw movies and John came home from work and was like, What the fuck are you guys doing?

I also remember the day that I watched the first Saw movie and how it changed my entire- I think the day that you and I watched them all was the day that I had seen them for the first time ever. The first Saw movie- So good. Changed things. That twist. Yeah. I'll never feel that feeling again.

I mean, you write a pretty good twist. I appreciate that. You give that feeling.

Li Wannelle. Li Wannelle.

He gives that feeling. You know how she feels about Li Wannelle. Li Wannelle. But listen to the Invisible Man.

The information gathered during in an interview with Brian's boss supported the growing likelihood that he was a victim.

According to his boss, he had been sent out on a delivery a few hours before the robbery. He was at work that day that this all started.

Delivering pizzas.

Delivering pizzas. He got a call. He went to an address on Peach Street, which was an industrial area in South Erie. Aside from a television transmission tower, the area where the order was sent to had a handful of small houses, multiple vacant lots. It wasn't super populated. It was just a smaller town area. And given that he left the restaurant a little after 1: 30 and never returned, investigators suspected that's where everything had started. Makes sense. Fbi agent Bob Hebel told reporters he is sent to a non-residence. He goes where there's no house. Right from the beginning, there's certainly something suspicious here.

This is even scarier that he was just doing his job, going to a house, and they just snatched him?

It seems that way.

Is what it seems like. And that idea is terrifying.

The entire thing is fucking horrifying. So, well as having been sent to deliver a pizza to a non-address, that was weird, obviously. But it wasn't the only weird thing that happened just before the robbery. At the time of his death, he was wearing two T-shirts, and the outer shirt had the guests logo on it. And according to the people he was working with at the pizzeria that day, he wasn't wearing that shirt when he left. And his family members insisted they had never seen him wearing that shirt and didn't even think that it belonged to him.

Interesting.

Yeah, it's just weird.

Like they put that shirt on him.

And why?

I don't know. I'm trying to think of what would be the...

I don't really understand that piece of it.

Is it supposed to be like, ironic? Maybe. Like, guess what's in here?

Oh, yeah, probably. Like, are they being... Like a weird, gross, dark Honestly, probably. Yeah. I hate that even more.

I hate that. I thought that way, but here we are.

We've covered a lot of these cases, so it makes sense. Also, we're just screaming about Lee Wannelle, so it makes sense. It's very true. We know who you are.

I'll forever scream about Lee Wannelle.

While agents were digging into his background and searching his home, a second set of investigators was trying to complete the scavenger hunt themselves, hoping maybe it would lead them to any co-conspirators. After the bank robbery, the note instructed Wells to go to a McDonald's restaurant nearby and look for a rock near the drive-through sign, and under that rock, he was to find the next note. That was as far as he had made it, but he was arrested just after he picked up the note. The team followed the instructions on that note, and that led them a wooded area out by Peach Street, which is where they located the next note, hidden in a container covered in orange tape. That note directed them two miles south to a small road sign, where the next clue would be waiting in a jar in the woods.

Did he even have time to complete all this? That's a lot of shit.

Yeah, it is interesting.

Did they even give him enough time to get conceivably through? Even the container covered in orange tape? Yeah. You got to get through that.

I don't know.

It feels like- We can talk about it later.

Okay. That's a good point. When they got to the location where the next clue was supposed to be, they found nothing. They theorized that whoever had been leaving the clues for Brian Wells had been following his progress and had probably abandoned the plan when they saw him getting arrested by the state troopers.

Okay.

So unsurprisingly, the story about the bank robbery and the collar bomb obviously immediately captivated everybody's attention, public-wise. Fbi agent Bob Rudge As I told reporters, it's not unusual for bank robbers to force tellers to hand over money by claiming to be carrying explosives. But bank robbers who actually have explosives are a bit more unusual. And bank robbers who actually die when bombs go off are virtually unheard of. Yeah. What makes this case different is that the robber was killed. But unfortunately, if the press and public were hoping for easy answers or a quick resolution, they were going to be very disappointed. A flurry of statements from law enforcement officials went out, but there would really be little to update the press on in the days that followed. This all just hit a dead end pretty quickly. Within a week of the robbery and Brian Well's death, investigators hadn't made any progress on the case, and they started turning to the public for help. They released pictures of the bomb collar in the hopes that somebody might recognize it. Which I'm unsure about. Imagine just being like, oh, shit.

And this is it calling in. I saw that at Ted's house. Oh, my God. I know that collar. I've seen that. Like, what?

I'm not sure about that. I mean, you got to try, I guess. I guess. What else are you going to do?

You never know. I don't maybe- Criminals can be stupid.

They can. And maybe the way it was constructed might stick out to somebody.

Or people sold some of the parts to somebody. Because that giant piece that looks like a big handcuff is pretty unique. I wonder if somebody was like, Oh, I sold that to so- I rarely sell those, but I did sell that.

You just never know. But by then, the case had obviously attracted national attention, and FBI agents were appearing on news programs like Good Morning, America, Here, There, and Everywhere to talk about the case. Even though there was an increase in public attention, though, new leads were scarce, and the public was growing very frustrated by the lack of progress here, which I can't imagine living in this area and being like, so we don't know who tied a bomber around somebody's neck and sent them on it. Yeah, and are they going to do it again? Exactly. Is somebody just going to get kidnapped and have that happen?

Imagine delivering pizzas in this place.

Oh, I just wouldn't. I'd be like, well, I'll work here and I'll make the pizza, but you are not sending my ass anywhere.

I'll do whatever you need in this pizza shop, and I will not be going out on the street.

I'll clean the toilets in this pizza shop.

These poor people who literally that's their income. Yeah. And they're now having to be like, cool, I guess I just put my life on the line. Yeah. Delivering pizzas, which I shouldn't have to be doing. Yeah. That sucks. Scary shit.

Yeah. So just days after Brian Walsh death, reporters descend it on Erie, of course. People are like, what the We got to get some story out of this. I mean, it's a story in and of itself. A lot of them focused on Brian Walsh coworkers and his family members, which is fucked up. Maybe give them a minute to grief. But a reporter and a photographer for the Erie Times News decided to go out to the address on Pete Street where Brian had been sent for the pizza delivery, which was pretty smart. I don't know why. It just immediately made me think of Gail Weathers and Kenny.

Oh, yeah.

Just taking a different route. You know what I mean? She would do that. At first, it didn't really It seemed like there was a lot to be seen out by the transmission tower in that whole area. But just as they were about to leave, the reporter spotted a man just standing in his front yard a few feet from the tower. And they were like, There's a story there.

This also reminds me of the reporter and the photographer from Hell House LLC who go back in.

So the man that they saw standing in his yard was Bill Rothstein, a local handyman and a lifelong resident of Erie. He didn't really take much notice of the heavy police and obvious investigation taking place just a few yards from his house. He seemed pretty unbothered by it.

Yeah, he's got his own stuff.

He's vibing. He didn't seem to know anything about Brian Wells either, but he was happy to talk to the reporter. He even offered to take them on a little tour of the area around the tower. Wow. He said, These are the trees. These are the houses.

He said, The ground.

This is Peach Street. That's the tower.

If you look up, there's sky here.

This is my yard. It's my fence. It's crazy. After about 15 minutes when he had run out of things to say, the reporter and the photographer went on their way. The Erie Times news reporter probably assumed that that would be the first and last time that he would ever talk to or hear of that man.

I wouldn't assume that.

You might after that quick old tour. But less than a month later, Bill's name came up again. This I'm under very different circumstances.

Uh-oh.

So on September 20th, 2003, Bill Rothstein called 911 and told the dispatcher, At 8645 Peach Street in the garage, there is a frozen body. It's in the freezer.

Bill.

I love, There's a frozen body.

It's in the freezer. He was like, just to be clear.

It's a little redundant, babe.

Just to be clear, it is in a freezer.

It's in the freezer.

What, Bill? What have you gotten into, Bill?

Well, the address. What have you found? So he gave that address. Okay. Like, it wasn't his own, but it sure was his own.

That's his fucking house? Yeah.

Bill. He said, go to this address and you'll find a body in the freezer. By the way, it's my fucking address. Bill, what the fuck happened? Because he didn't say the last part. So they were dispatched to his house police. What the fuck? Where they discovered, in fact, a body in the freezer.

Was it frozen? Yes. Can you believe it? I can't.

It was the body of James Rodin in Bill's own chest freezer, just like he said. He was arrested right then and there on suspicion of murder.

Bill, you got to come with us. Yeah.

They said, You're coming with us, buddy.

Thank you so much for letting us know about this, but you got to come with us. Yeah.

Bill was like, Listen, that guy is totally in my freezer. Like I said. Did not kill him, though. I have nothing to do with his death.

Who among us?

Who hasn't found themselves there?

Who among us has not found a body in their own chest freezer?

That they didn't murder and had to say, Guys, I didn't do it.

Wasn't me. I know this is my freezer. I don't know how you got there.

Babe, if it's in your house and it's in your freezer, that's now your property. That's your problem. In your problem, exactly. You're responsible for that. So he said, No, I did not kill James Rodin, but I did participate in the cover up of his murder. He said that fact had been tormenting him since the moment he agreed to hide the body at his house five weeks earlier.

Oh, okay.

You have had a body in your freezer, my guy. Scratch that. A guy. For over a month. Bill. And you just called? How much was it really, really tormenting you?

Bill, what's that about, Bill?

Bill. Who are you friends with, Bill? Bill. So he said he- I was rooting for Bill. I was, too.

Given his little tour.

Yeah. So this next part's really sad. He said that he was contemplating suicide, and he even went as far as writing a suicide note, but that he changed his mind and he decided to turn himself in instead.

I think that is a good idea.

So in their search of his home, investigators did, in fact, find Bill's suicide note on his desk. Written in black marker, the note contained repeated apologies. It identified the body in the freezer, as James wrote in, and insisted that he himself, Bill, had nothing to do with the death, and it was basically everything that he told police when he was arrested. But what was much more interesting than all the stuff that Bill had already told the police was the note's opening disclaimer, which read, This has nothing to do with the well Wills case, referring to Brian Wills. Why the fuck would the dead body in your freezer have anything to do with the man who was killed in an explosion after robbing a bank?

Did you just tattle on yourself? What?

Period.

What's that? Why would you say that?

Why the fuck would you ever say that?

They would have never connected those two things. There's nothing that would make you connect Those two things, except for location. Like I said, apples, zebras.

Like I've said before.

Sure. Location could maybe make them be like, whoa, weird. Like, Peach Street is really fucking popping off over here. That could be a thing. Yeah.

Peach Street is wily.

But let them do Let them be like, whoa, Peach Street is- You know what?

We shouldn't say never in a million years, but it would have taken at least a little longer.

It would have taken a... I just don't know why you would hand them that. Which, again, I don't know what this has to do with anything, but it's weird to point that out.

It's weird. In the days that followed, Bill explained his connection and how James Rodin had come to be in his freezer. According to him, he got a call from his ex-girlfriend, Marjorie D. L. Armstrong, whose face I woke up to many nights in 2018. That's her face.

Okay.

He got a call from her in mid-August, and she frantically asked for his help. She alleged that she had gotten into a very heated argument over money with her boyfriend at the time, James Rodin, and that in the process of that argument, she had shot him in the back and killed him. So she offered Bill $2,000 to help her get rid of James's body and the gun. And Bill said, Let's go.

You got to not do that.

$2,000 is not enough money. That's a lot of money. I'm not saying it's not a lot of money. Not enough to hide a body in your freezer and get rid of a gun.

When someone calls you, especially an ex, and says, Hey, you broke up for a reason, Bill. I just killed my current partner. Will you help me cover this up? The answer is always no.

You don't even have to answer. The answer is dead air. Click.

One, don't answer the phone when your ex calls. That's a really good tip.

And you can change their name in your phone to don't answer. You can do that.

And then two, if you do by chance answer and they say, Hey, I just murdered my current partner. Will you please help me fix that? You say, No, thank you. And then you just click.

In your version, you're polite about it.

Yeah, say, No, thank you. No, thank you. They're a murderer now. So you should be like, No, thank you.

A little polite.

No, thank you.

I'd do the click and then I'd go arm my system. Yeah, that's a no. My system. It's my security No.

Thank you so much for thinking of me.

Hope you're doing well.

I've got a lot on my plate right now. All the best with that. And I wish you luck.

My freezer is full of yummy's.

You hang it up and you call 911 and you say, Oh, that's the other thing.

You know that Bill had to take out some TV dinners.

Yeah. It's fucked up. That's the thing.

It's fucked up.

That's a lot for an ex.

$2,000? Yeah. Not worth it.

This is fucked up.

Real fucked up.

This whole thing.

All of it. So Bill said he had finally decided to go to the policeman just a few days earlier. Marjorie suggested to him that they use an ice crusher to dismember James Rodan's body.

I mean, you give an inch, they're going to ask for a mile.

And you know what? You did give an inch. Yeah. So So it turned out that this was not the first time the police in Erie had come across Marjorie D. Armstrong. In 1984, she was arrested for shooting and killing her then-boyfriend, Robert Thomas. Completely different guy. Jesus. Yeah.

What the fuck?

At the time, she claimed that he was being physically and sexually abusive toward her and that she shot him in self-defense. And four years later, she was acquitted of murder, and she got probation for carrying an unlicensed firearms. Okay. It turned out that James Rodin's death wasn't Bill Rothstein's first association with killing either. Oh, my. In 1970... Peach Street really does go crazy.

I was going to say Peach Street.

What an unassuming name. Yeah. They should name it like, Killer Street.

The Rotten Beach Street. Crazy Street.

Nuzzo Street. Yeah. Pop off Street.

Poop Street. Poop Street.

No TV dinners here street. In 1977, Bill played a similar role in the murder of local Erie newspaper printer, William Berry. In that case, Rothstein provided the gun that was used in the shooting and gave Berry's killer, Louis Alessi, a ride home from the scene of the murder.

He's getting himself.

Yeah.

It's sticky.

It is sticky. It is sticky. It is sticky. Two years later, Bill was granted immunity in exchange for his testimony against Alessi, who ended up being sentenced to 10 years for third-degree murder. Lead investigator Dominic Di Paolo told reporters, You would think that someone who was involved in a homicide years ago would have learned his lesson, but for whatever reason, it looks like this guy didn't.

Apparently not.

That's pretty much what you just said.

Yeah.

So two days after Bill was arrested this most recent time, police picked up Marjorie Dale Armstrong and charged her with the murder of James Rodin. A quick check of their records revealed that Marjorie had actually filed a protection from abuse order against James Rodin about a month earlier, and a hearing had been scheduled. In her defense, she claimed that she had nothing to do with James Rodin's death, and she blamed it on Bill. Now we're pointing fingers at each other. According to her, she said she got home on the afternoon of August and she found her boyfriend dead. She said, I never touched the body. I never saw it. Don't even know what it looks like. He did it all.

Whoa.

You probably do know what he looks like, though, because he was your boyfriend.

A flip flop.

Yeah. So despite her repeated claims of innocence, the evidence and Bill Rothstein's statement to police obviously implicated Marjorie D. L. Armstrong in James Rodin's death. And by January 2004, she was indicted on charges of homicide, aggravated assault, and abuse of a corpse, among a few other things. Whoa. In the months that followed, the defense and the prosecution argued back and forth over all the pretrial motions and all that stuff until the trial date was finally set for mid-January 2005. But just days before the trial, Marjorie Dale Armstrong surprised everybody by accepting a plea deal where she would bleed guilty to third-degree murder and abuse of a corpse in exchange for a sentence of 7-20 years. In her confession, she alleged that, her mental illness had prevented her from understanding that her actions were wrong.

Okay. Yeah.

Like I mentioned a minute ago, James Rodin was unfortunately not the only man who Marjorie Dale Armstrong had killed. In fact, according to journalist Rich Shapiro, Dale Armstrong was one of Erie's most notorious figures while well known for her string of dead lovers.

Whoa.

In addition to James Rodin and Robert Thomas, who I told you she did kill, she alleges in self-defense, Marjorie's former husband, Richard Armstrong, also died under suspicious circumstances in 1988. Officially, his cause of death was cerebral hemorrhage and was ruled accidental. But according to Shapiro, Richard Armstrong had a head injury when he arrived at the hospital, but the case was never forwarded to the coroner's office.

What the fuck What's wrong with that hospital?

I don't know, man.

You forward that shit. You got to.

That's wild. Yeah. So the deaths connected to Marjorie were not the only things that made her notorious and eerie. As far back as high school, she had a reputation for being incredibly incredibly intelligent. She was a very smart woman, but she was wildly unstable. She did have a lot of mental health issues. Court records indicate that she had been diagnosed with bipolar in the past and that when she was manic, she would demonstrate very strange behavior. In one incident, just before the shooting of Robert Thomas in 1984, investigators were called to her house for a well-being check. When they entered the home, you will never be prepared for this information. I just need you to know. When they entered the home, they And this is not exaggeration, they found 400 pounds of butter and more than 700 pounds of cheese in the house, which sounds fucking awesome, except that all of it was rotting. Sit with that. I was like, sit with that.

It was how you said, which sounds fucking...

I love butter and cheese. I'm a thick girl. Rotting? No, thanks. Where does one even purchase 400 pounds of butter? I love butter. I bought three boxes of butter the other day to bake, and I felt cuckoo. I was like, Oh, this person's my Instacart driver is going to be like, Damn, bitch. Four hundred pounds? I don't even know what that looks like. I can't consider. Where do you put that? 700 pounds of cheese I can conceive of because those big ass cheese wheels.

Do you think that's what they are? I don't know.

Just wheels of cheese. I hope so. I mean, it's all rotting. So obviously it wasn't all in the refrigerator. Obviously, that Bill didn't have room in his fucking freezer back then. No. It doesn't have room for butter and cheese, but has room for a dead body. Holy shit. Yeah.

I mean, that's also In all seriousness, that's also a very clear indication that something is widely arrived here.

Very much so.

People don't just have 400 pounds of butter and 700 pounds of cheese rotting in their house.

You know what's crazy is somebody in the comments will argue with you about that.

Yes, probably. But that's a fact. But I do think that is a very clear indication that something is off.

I think so, too, personally. Just a few months later, Marjorie was arrested for the shooting death of Thomas. So obviously, she wasn't in a... We laugh about the butter and the cheese, but in all seriousness, like you just said, something was going on and there was a clear path.

Exactly.

So during the investigation of Thomas's death, Marjorie was evaluated by a psychiatrist who described her as paranoid and narcissistic. And in that case, she actually had to be evaluated seven times before she was deemed fit to aid in her own defense during the trial. Wow. Apparently, She really wanted to. So throughout the investigation into James Rodin's death, now we're back to where we started a little. Detectives hadn't forgotten about Bill Rothstein's suicide note and the opening claim that Rodin's murder had, quote, nothing to do with the Brian Wells case. Yeah. They were like, why did he write that? Why would somebody open a suicide note by declaring emphatically that they had nothing to do with a murder that they were never suspected of committing in the first place?

And apparently didn't really know much about anyways, according to that journalist. Exactly. When they spoke to them. It seemed like he didn't really know anything about it.

Or is he just a really good actor?

Yeah.

Unfortunately, by that time, Bill had passed away from lymphoma, so he wasn't going to be able to provide any insight into the unsolved death of Brian Wells. But Marjorie Dale Armstrong was. As it turned out, she was willing to talk for a price.

Well, let's hear it, Marjorie.

In the summer of 2005, not long after Marjorie started serving her sentence for the James Rodan murder, FBI agents were still working the Wells collar bomb case, and we're like, What the fuck happened here? They got a call from eerie detectives who were wrapping up loose ends on the Rodan murder still. It was during one of their post-conviction conversations with Marjorie that she casually brought up Bill's suicide in his suicide note. According to Marjorie, Bill had lied when he said that James Rodan's death had nothing to do with Brian Wells. Actually, she said it had everything to do with it, and if they were willing to arrange for a transfer for her, she would tell them all about it. Oh. She wanted to go to a minimum security facility. Excuse me. She said, If you move me over there, I'll tell you everything. So according to her, Brian Wells, and remember, this is according to her who is convicted of a crime, struggles with mental health.

Yes.

According to her, Brian Wells was not a victim in the collar bombing case. He was also one of the perpetrators. She claimed that the entire plot to rob the PNC bank of $250,000 had actually been masterminded by Bill Rothstein himself. Oh, my God, Bill. I just stutter, or not stutter, lisped. He also, she said, built the cane gun and the collar bomb. When investigators searched Bill's house, they did end up finding several items that somebody might use in a bomb construction. So that was interesting. But to hear Marjorie tell it, it was Bill and Brian Wells who were behind the entire scheme, and all she had done was just give them some kitchen timers to use them the explosive. She was just helping a couple of pals out.

I just don't understand why that makes sense for Brian.

It doesn't. Okay. What Marjorie didn't know at the time of her meeting with the FBI was that they already suspected her of being involved in that entire plot, the bomb collar plot. In previous weeks, they had actually met with multiple informants, including Bill's former roommate, Floyd Stockton, and his ex-wife, Janet Ponsford, who actually kept detailed notes about their interactions with Marjorie. Oh. Like Marjorie, Floyd Stockton had also known Bill for decades, and they were all It was a part of this group of very local, antisocial, very smart, intellectual people. It was a group of outcasts who were- Really smart. Genius-level smart who hung out every now and again. So by the time Marjorie was convicted, Floyd Stockton had also just started serving his own prison sentence after he was found guilty of sexually assaulting a teenager who had developmental disabilities. So he's disgusting. And also, keep in mind, he was talking because he was looking for anything that was going to lessen his sentence.

What a group of shitheads.

Truly. I hate sitting here and saying that there's this intellectual group of people because obviously not, because they're doing the things that they're doing. But it's like- But they're intellectual on a different level.

Like, I'm not- They are able to comprehend complex concepts. Thank you. For certain topics. Thank you. I'm not praising them. But they are obviously not able to understand the difference between being... Well, they do. That's the thing. I think they do understand. They're just bad people.

Exactly. But I just don't want anybody to think I'm praising them.

Bad people, unfortunately, can be book smart. Cunning. And that's just the way This is.

So Floyd Stockton wasn't the only member of Marjorie's bizarre social circle who found themselves in trouble with the law and wanted to exchange information for freedom. They were like a lesser sentence. So they're all just gross. Oh, yeah. And there's more. Not long after investigators spoke with Floyd and Janet, another witness came forward with what would prove to be some of the most important testimony in this entire case. Oh, shit. It was late in 2005 at this point, and Marjorie was already talking to the FBI when agents got a call about a recently arrested crack dealer named Kenneth Barnes. This all just goes crazy.

Is there anything that's not in this case?

I don't know. No. No. I tried to come up with something, but there was already 400 pounds of butter.

Yeah, there was. There's really nothing you can point to.

So now we're talking about a recently arrested crack dealer named Kenneth Barnes. Okay. So like Bill Rothstein and Floyd Stockton, Kenneth Barnes had a talent with mechanics and had worked as a repairman for many years, but hadn't been able to maintain a steady job, so he turned to selling drugs to support himself. Apparently, he had spoken too loudly and too often about the PNC bank robbery, and after he was arrested on drug charges, his brother-in-law reported him to the police on suspicion of murder. Uh-oh. Now threatened with more jail time for the murder of Brian Wells, Kenneth Barnes caved and agreed to give the DA a detailed account of the entire plan that had to do with the pizza bomb collar in exchange for a lighter sentence. Damn. Yeah. This is deep. It really is. And it involves so many different players. Yeah. So the story that Kenneth Barnes told the FBI about the bomb collar plot would have been unbelievable, but it corroborated the evidence and what they already suspected about the case. Obviously, not every piece of it. Who knows if every piece of it is true or is not because there's so many people involved here that are talking and looking for something.

Trying to save their own ass.

Exactly. But I just have to tell you what they said. So according to Kenneth Barnes, Marjorie had masterminded the entire bomb plot in order to get a large sum of money, which she planned to use to pay a hitman to murder her father. So when I said the reason She said that at the center of this is just so absolutely unbelievable. What? Yeah.

She set this whole thing up, allegedly. To hire a hitman.

This guy died so that she could hire a hitman to commit another Other murder? Yes.

Whoa. Yeah.

Okay. Because she worried that her dad was spending his own fortune too fast and that there wasn't going to be anything left for her when he died. So she ought to just kill him now, she I'm speechless.

I don't know, man.

I don't know. So, Barnes, he said he didn't know the details about that plan. Who does?

I don't even think she does.

Yeah, exactly. And he didn't really know all of the details about the pizza bomb plan. But what he did know was that Marjorie had roped the other man into the plan, basically by just bullying them until they all agreed to help her. Wow. Which I do believe. I mean, yeah. I woke up in the night to her face many times, and I just believe that she could bully people into doing some crazy shit.

Yeah.

So according to Barnes, and again, according to him, Brian Wells had only agreed to wear the bomb collar because he thought it wasn't real.

Oh. Yeah.

He also alleged that Marjorie had murdered James Rodin because he knew about the plot and he was going to tell about the robbery.

Okay.

So it's all becoming connected.

The Brian Wells thing still isn't adding up to me, though, because I'm like, they said he seemed genuinely anxious and scared at the end of that. This is going to happen. If he didn't think that was real, why was he freaking out? Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? I don't know. It's all- But I don't know, again.

It's all very strange. And that's why I'm saying take what they're saying with a grain of salt because we don't know at the end of the day. Brian Wells isn't here to say, and he died a horrific death. So I don't want to- Speculate.

Speculate if he was part of it.

Yeah. But the next time investigators met with Marjorie in February 2006, now, she had her attorney by her side, fully expecting to make a deal with the state because she has no idea that now all these people are coming forward and her being like, Marjorie did it. Yeah, being like, She bullied us for far too long. Instead of being offered a deal, though, she was informed that she was now being indicted for the murder of Brian Wells and several other crimes associated with the bomb collar plot. According to Rich Shapiro, when Marjorie was first informed of the indictment, she went, quote, ballistic, slamming her fist on a conference table and cursing out the agents and her own lawyer here. But that didn't stop her from continuing to fill in the gaps in Kenneth Barnes' account of the robbery, and she spilled everything. For hours, she went over the entire plan, telling agents where she was on the day and even offering to take them on a tour of the area to point out the logistics of the plan. She lost it on them and then was like, Fine. I'll tell you everything.

I'll tell you everything.

All the details. I think she was trying to say she wasn't at the forefront of it all.

She wanted to control the narrative at this point.

Precisely. Because remember, she's also a diagnosed narcist. So on July 11, 2007, US attorney Marybeth Buchanan held a press conference to announce that after four years of intense investigation and more than a thousand interviews at that point, they had finally broken the case of the collar bomber. In her press conference, Buchanan identified Marjorie D. L. Armstrong as the mastermind of the bomb plot, and the motive, she said, was simple greed. Lead ATF agent Mark Potter told reporters, The investigation was about greed that created fear and resulted in death. The brutality and utter lack of respect for life displayed by the indicted is rarely seen outside of a movie screen. Yeah, which is very true. Which is very true. Now, probably most shocking to everybody at the press conference was that, contrary to what they had assumed originally, investigators now believe that Brian Wells was not just a victim of the bomb plot, but also a participant. They were told that he agreed to wear the bomb collar and robbed the bank with the understanding that the bomb was fake and that the scavenger hunt that had perplexed the investigators was just a distraction to fool them and make it seem like Brian wasn't involved.

But unfortunately, they said by the time he realized he had been betrayed by his co-conspirators, it was too late. That's their theory. I'm not saying that's mine.

But it's like, have they even proved a real connection between Brian Wells and these people? Sort of. It's like it just doesn't feel like there was a strong enough thing here.

I haven't gotten fully to it. So you know? Yeah. Well, later that year, Kenneth Barnes pleaded guilty to conspiracy and weapons charges related to the robbery and the death of Brian Wells, and he ended up getting a sentence of 45 years in prison. I was like, you really thought you were going to get a lighter sentence? But here we are. He did agree to testify against Marjorie, though, in exchange for a lighter sentence. But before Marjorie could go to trial, her lawyer filed a motion for a hearing to determine her competency, arguing that she was unfit to assist in her own defense. Which I was like, Girl, we've been through this before. Why are you still to assist in your own defense?

Just don't do it.

I honestly think it was to delay the trial. Yeah.

In late 2000- She's a diagnosed narcess, so she can do it.

Precisely. In late 2008, now, she was transferred to a federal medical center in Carswell, Texas, where she underwent a four-month period of observation and evaluation. In her initial evaluation, doctors at the medical center indicated that she was, not cooperative with questioning, engaged in perpetual talking, complained, and was grandy Eos and paranoid.

Delightful. Yeah.

In the months that followed, her behavior and her symptoms did not seem to get any better. She was frequently described as manic and oppositional. She refused to take her medication. She repeatedly insisted that she was not mentally ill. Other inmates also found themselves in conflict with her all the time. She was repeatedly reported to the hospital staff for being a, bully, hostile, and mean person.

I buy that.

I mean, it literally fits with exactly what everyone else was saying that she basically bullied them into this. Also, the entire motivation for this was that she wanted to hire a hitman to kill her father.

Because he was spending his money.

I do believe she's probably a mean person.

She's probably pretty unreasonable.

Probs. By the end of her observation period, at the end of four months, Marjorie had become somewhat more compliant, but that's not really saying much. But in her final evaluation, she was diagnosed, again, with bipolar disorder and personality disorder with borderline paranoid and narcissistic traits. One psychiatrist wrote, A review of Ms. Armstrong's records indicate pervasive and long-standing characterological deficits and her ability to relate and function in social and personal contexts. Damn. Yeah. It's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah. She definitely struggles with her mental health in a big way. But based on the reports from the doctor at the medical center, a federal judge in Pennsylvania concluded that she was definitely not mentally fit to stand trial, which- Sounds like it. Yeah, that's the thing. I agree with that. In the two years that followed, she was evaluated multiple times until she was finally deemed mentally sound to be able to stand trial. But by that time, she had been diagnosed with glandular cancer, and a doctor estimated that she only had between three and seven years to live. Well. So despite that grim prognosis, the prosecutor decided to move forward with the trial, and the date was set for October 12th, 2010.

Yeah.

He said, I don't give a shit.

People died. Yeah. People died. Yeah.

You still need to be prosecuted. So the trial was Obviously as sensational and dramatic as you would expect from a story that begins with a bomb collar and a bank robbery. Some of the most damning testimony presented at the trial came from seven witnesses who testified that Marjorie had revealed various facts about the plot, both before and after Brian Welles' death to them. The prosecution's star witness was Kenneth Barnes, and he told the entire story, offering answers to the question that still remained unanswered, was Brian Welles truly a participant? In here. But again, we're relying on him who's looking for a lesser sentence. Yeah. So according to Barnes, all of Marjorie's co-conspirators have been roped into the plot with the promise of money. But unlike the others, Brian Wells was not motivated by greed. In the months leading up to the robbery, Kenneth said that Wells was in a relationship with a sex worker who he supplied with crack in exchange for sex. However, just a few weeks before the robbery, Kenneth said that Wells found himself in debt to a crack dealer and was desperately in need of money. It was only because of that debt that he agreed to participate.

Okay. That brings a little more like...

A little more connection.

A little more... You can sit there and be like, Okay, that sounds more Just from his characterization, that he wouldn't just be like, Yeah, I just want to shit ton of money for no reason. Despiration seems like the only way I would even slightly buy that he was a willing participant. Yeah, but even still. Even at that point, was he a willing participant? Does desperation count as being a willing participant?

Well, great question. As for his ultimate victimization, Kenneth Barnes explained that on the day of the robbery, Brian Wells realized the bomb was real, and he tried to back out of the plan and ran from the house. But he was chased down by Bill Rothstein, and the bomb collar was locked on his neck at gunpoint.

So, yes. That's not a willing participant. So that's not a willing participant.

He was a full-blown victim in all of this. Yeah, which If that's even the case.

If that's the case, that's fucking horrific. Yeah.

So throughout most of the testimony, Marjorie could be seen whispering to her lawyer. She frequently interrupted the testimony, just shouting liar at anybody who said anything unflattering about her. But when it was time for her to take the stand in her own defense, she was equally combative. Rich Shapiro wrote, For five and a half hours, over two days, she used the witness stand as her stage. She ridiculed her own lawyer. She belittled the prosecutor. She cried. She yelled. During the testimony, the judge actually reprimanded her more than 50 times with no effect.

Why are we still allowing her to speak? Yeah.

But in the end, she did herself no favors by taking the stand. That's probably why. Exactly. The jury deliberated for 11 hours before emerging to find her guilty of armed bank robbery, conspiracy, and using a destructive device in a crime of violence. Finally, in late February 2011, she was sentenced to life in prison for death of Brian Wells, and she got an additional 30 years for the bank robbery. When she was asked for a statement, she told reporters, My heart goes out to the family. The true killers are still out there.

Oh, fuck you.

You piece of shit.

Yeah, fuck you.

Fuck off. Marjorie and her defense team obviously appealed her sentence to the Third Circuit Court of Appeals, arguing that she wasn't competent to stand trial in the first place, but the court ended up siding with the lower court, which just affirmed her sentence. Ultimately, she really didn't end up spending most of life in prison or much of her life in prison. On April fourth, 2017, at the age of 68, she died of breast cancer at the federal medical center in Carswell, Texas. In an odd conclusion to an already very bizarre case, which we've went through almost every detail of today, right after she died, a New York man named Mark Marvin came forward saying he was her common law husband and argued in a federal court that she was not dead.

Humans aren't okay. We're not all right.

And he said, She's not dead. But if she is, then I want her remains released to me because I am her common law husband who came out of absolutely nowhere.

Which is it, though?

His request was denied. It was? What? What do you mean? What do you mean? I can't imagine why.

I just like the, She's not dead, but give me your body. Which is it? You got to pick a lane, babe.

All righty. You got to pick a lane. If anybody has watched the Real House Wives of Chicago, or not Real Housewives, Mob Wives Chicago, it's giving that.

Okay.

So after testifying against Marjorie, Kenneth Barnes' sentence was cut in half, and he's currently serving his sentence at the federal medical center in Butner, North Carolina. That's hilarious to me. Butner. And is scheduled to be released in September of 2027.

Okay, Kenneth.

Good luck to that. Wow. The most complex interwoven, full of cheese butter story I've ever heard. And at the end of the day, I believe that no matter what the real story is, because I don't think we ever got the real story of Brian Welles involvement, he's a victim. Tragic. Tragic.

Tragic. It breaks my fucking heart no matter what happened there. A horrible way to go. Yeah. Because I just... Nothing about that feels like a willing participant. No matter what the situation was, it sounds horrific in that. I hate that poor guy's last moment are on film and him begging them to take that thing off of him.

It never should have been. It never should have been.

It's very upsetting. And I remember when this documentary came out, the Evil genius one on Netflix. That preview. That preview, I was like, I don't know.

I never watched the documentary.

I never watched the documentary. But I remember being so like, what the fuck is this about? Because I was like, there's this guy with a bomb on him. Then they show this woman on the thing, but there's two different pictures of her. But now it looks like it was one of her younger and one of her up more recent. And I remember being like, I don't know what this is about. I meant to watch it, but I just never did.

I just couldn't bring myself to watch it because I knew I had already seen that clip, I think, on one of those countdown shows or something like that. And I was like, I just can't.

I don't want to watch it again. I can't do it. I don't want to watch it again.

But what a fucking gnarly story. That's a wild case. It is. And it just involves so many people. How did those people find each other?

That's the thing. Nothing good came out of that.

Oh, let me get a quick fun fact, though. Okay, guys, I found a fun fact about peeing because Elaina just had to take a potty break.

Oh, my God. I just drank an entire thing of water during this. A whole brewmate. A whole brewmate of water, and I thought I was dying. I was like, I have to be so bad.

Nothing like the feeling, though, when you do that.

Oh, I feel a new.

Well, here's the fun fact. It's ridiculous, but it's wild that I found that as you were leaving to go to the bathroom. The male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The The male then tastes the urine to determine if the female is ovulating, and if so, the merriment begins. I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't that.

That was not it.

That's what I got from randomfactgenerator. Com.

I mean, I guess they don't have aura rings or like Apple watches to tell you when you're ovulating. So they got to do it the old fashioned.

Is that the old fashioned way? He tastes her piss to see if she's ovulating?

First of all, he bullies her into peeing. Yeah, that's rude. Which at first when it was poking her until she pees, I'm like, well, maybe she's like me and she just doesn't pee enough.

She holds it.

So he's just trying to be like, you don't want to get a kidney infection, babe?

He says, I want to have calves with you. So I'm going to poke you till you pee. I can taste your pee and see if I can impregnate you.

I have never heard those words strung together.

And here we are just like peeing on sticks or checking our aura rings to see if we're ovulating.

A different life led. What a fun fact to end on. Thank you for that.

Well, we hope you keep listening.

Yeah, we do. We hope you keep it weird.

But it's so weird that you poke your wife and then taste her best to see if she's ovulating. You're not a giraffe.

But I mean, you're an adult, do what you want to do with consent.

Kinky.